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Joe Biden Recalls Getting a Standing Ovation

Posted on 3/14/24 at 9:15 am
Posted by Jbird
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 9:15 am
Biden is still telling stories. The Free Beacon has some incredible examples from the Robert Hur report of Biden going off-topic on tangents repeatedly. Biden even made car noises to simulate peeling out in his Corvette. Hur continually had to guide Biden back on topic, which is probably one of the reasons he thought a jury wouldn't convict him

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“We had a really difficult professor," Biden recalled. "He called on me to discuss a case, you know, in your first torts class. And I had never read the case, and I stood up and I spoke for 10 minutes. The whole class stood up, started clapping."

Replying to @ProfGrewal
I think I saw this same thing happen on an episode of The Paper Chase.

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Despite the ridiculousness of Biden inventing all these stories of always being a superhero, imagine In the context of Hur trying to get substantive answers to his questions, only to endure hours being regaled by this rambling nonsense?

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"Afterwards, a student came up to me and said 'that was the most inspiring thing I ever heard, I'm going to model myself on on you'.

That student was Martin Luther King."
Posted by Deuces
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 9:16 am to
Biden probably told him how he handled ole’ Cornpop.
Posted by Jbird
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 9:16 am to
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Biden then detailed a bizarre episode during one of his first jobs out of law school involving a 23-year-old construction worker with a seared penis and a missing testicle, and how the case ultimately led him to enter politics.
Posted by Midget Death Squad
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 9:17 am to
Posted by Jbird
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 9:20 am to
The retard can't even hang out with friendly reporters without cue cards.

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Hur was just there to ask about the classified documents, not to see pictures of Dr. Jill in a bikini. No wonder he thought Biden could never withstand cross-examination.
This post was edited on 3/14/24 at 9:22 am
Posted by Longhorn Actual
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 9:27 am to
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Biden then detailed a bizarre episode during one of his first jobs out of law school involving a 23-year-old construction worker with a seared penis and a missing testicle, and how the case ultimately led him to enter politics.


"The guy's name was 'Uno' and it's, uh, uh, uh, not gay if it's severed when you put it in your mouth."
This post was edited on 3/14/24 at 9:28 am
Posted by Deuces
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 9:30 am to
Can you imagine being Hur? Here you are just trying to ask this guy normal questions and he’s rambling about a dick getting seared and balls being chopped off.

Can you imagine how awkward it felt getting completely bizarre and irrelevant responses to basic questions? From a guy who’s supposed to be president.

He knew he was in the presence of someone who isn’t there anymore.
This post was edited on 3/14/24 at 9:31 am
Posted by Jbird
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 9:33 am to
Plus titty pics of the old lady.
Posted by Northshore Aggie
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 9:43 am to
i think another 4 years of Biden as the nominal leader of the leftist cabal will be the end of the country as we know it. BUT a huge part of me is morbidly curious about what this guy will be doing and saying in another two or three years while the Left still pretends like he is completely competent.
Posted by Jbird
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 9:46 am to
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President Joe Biden was spotted wearing a very sturdy pair of sneakers Monday as his aides are taking every precaution to keep the president from falling down on camera again.

The president was spotted exiting Marine One Monday wearing a pair of sturdy all-black sneakers with a wide thick sole together with his blue suit.

The new executive kicks appear to be Hoka 'Transport' sneakers, which typically retail for $150.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 9:53 am to
Old people just wander off. Whether they are in a conversation, or on a stage, the White House lawn…
Posted by Oabafu
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Member since Jan 2022
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 9:53 am to
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He knew he was in the presence of someone who isn’t there anymore.


Total ACT!

He was probably ADVISED to do this so he could possibly avoid future prosecution...



Posted by Jbird
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 9:57 am to
Complete with the "bad memory foam insoles"
Posted by Freauxzen
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 9:59 am to
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That student was Martin Luther King."


There is no way he said that?
Posted by Jbird
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 9:59 am to
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There is no way he said that?

No he didn't.
Posted by Northshore Aggie
Mandeville, LA
Member since Sep 2022
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 10:07 am to
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No he didn't.

but the fact that it is in the realm of the possible is terrifying. i mean this is a guy who is on video saying he was never a civil rights activist and is ALSO on video saying that he literally marched for civil rights.
Posted by Zach
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 10:43 am to
I wish Biden had served in Vietnam. Just a week working in the kitchen peeling potatoes would have been enough.
Imagine the stories he could tell today about his heroism under fire.
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
42561 posts
Posted on 3/14/24 at 10:54 am to
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BUT a huge part of me is morbidly curious about what this guy will be doing and saying in another two or three years while the Left still pretends like he is completely competent.

not to worry - IF they 'elect' him - they may not let him stay on until next term begins = hello whomever "Harris"

BUT - I'm still not giving up on my prediction that Michelle will be forced "for the good of the nation" to sacrifice her remaining years to save the nation after the wonderful leader Biden was unable to make it to Ballot Counting Day.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 11:24 am to
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BUT a huge part of me is morbidly curious about what this guy will be doing and saying in another two or three years while the Left still pretends like he is completely competent.

I really don’t think that Biden is getting worse at the rate some think. Biden has always said stuff like this. He is a compulsive and audacious braggart and liar; he always has been.

Everyone knows what happened when his wife died. She died because of a mistake SHE made while driving. Not only has Biden blamed the other guy, but he has added that the guy was drunk. It is a blatant lie, but it is typical for Joe Biden. He was doing this 40 years ago.
Posted by beachdude
FL
Member since Nov 2008
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Posted on 3/14/24 at 12:45 pm to
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Vietnam…imagine the stories…


Probably much bigger lies than his Senate contemporary Danang Dick Blumenthal of Connecticut.
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