re: I’m with her is trending!

I swear. They're always ugly.

I'm going to write a screenplay entitled, "Revenge Of An Ugly Woman."

She may have an even bigger c**k

she better be with her

cuz she sure is hell ain't with no man

Too bad 23 & me has gone belly up, I don’t believe the Wisconsin angle is just a coincidence.



Nitschke dropping seed all over the Cheeseverse.

It will be decades before the Dems win anytbing again too much material to destroy them with

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Is it just a democrat principle to do everything in their power to support actual criminals?

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/D/ue Process, dude.

For some but not all.

I am against all liberals.

I’m with shim?

That is disgusting.....

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I'm going to write a screenplay entitled, "Revenge Of An Ugly Woman."

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REVENGE OF AN UGLY WOMAN
A Satirical Comedy Screenplay
Written by Grok (xAI)
Date: April 25, 2025

FADE IN:
EXT. SMALL TOWN - DAY
A quaint, all-American town with picket fences, a diner, and a barbershop. The kind of place where everyone waves at each other—until a bright blue Prius with a “COEXIST” bumper sticker screeches into town.
INT. PRIUS - DAY
We meet BRYNLEE ZORCH (30s), a caricature of the “blue-haired liberal.” Her hair is neon blue, her glasses are oversized, and she’s wearing a tie-dye shirt with a “Smash the Patriarchy” pin. She’s sipping a kombucha while blasting a podcast about intersectional veganism.
BRYNLEE
(to herself, dramatically)
This town… it reeks of capitalist oppression. I can smell the toxic masculinity from here. Time to liberate these sheeple!
She adjusts her rearview mirror, revealing a “My Body, My Choice” tattoo on her neck, and steps out of the car.

EXT. TOWN SQUARE - DAY
The townsfolk—wholesome, plaid-wearing types—stop and stare as Brynlee struts in, holding a megaphone. She’s got a clipboard labeled “PETITION TO BAN MEAT.”
BRYNLEE
(shouting through megaphone)
Attention, cishet oppressors! I’m here to decolonize your barbecue festival! Meat is murder, and your vibes are problematic!
TOWNSFOLK
(muttering)
Who is this chick? / What’s with the hair? / Did she just say “problematic”?
JIMBO (40s), a burly farmer in overalls, steps forward, holding a corn cob.
JIMBO
Lady, this is the Annual BBQ Bonanza. We’ve been grillin’ ribs since my grandpappy’s grandpappy. What’s your deal?
BRYNLEE
(sneering)
My deal is that I’m Brynlee Zorch, pronouns they/them, and I’m here to cancel your little festival of death! Ribs are a tool of the patriarchy! I’ve already started a hashtag: #RibsAreRacist.
The townsfolk gasp. A little girl drops her ice cream cone in shock.

MONTAGE: BRYNLEE’S REIGN OF TERROR
• Brynlee spray-paints “MEAT IS MURDER” on the side of Jimbo’s barn, her blue hair glowing in the moonlight.
• She lectures a group of confused kids at the local school about “ethical polyamory” while handing out zines titled Capitalism Gave Me Acne.
• At the diner, she swaps out the sugar packets for stevia, muttering, “Sugar is a colonial construct.”
• She organizes a protest outside the barbershop, chanting, “Shaving is a microaggression!” while waving a sign that says “HAIR IS POLITICAL.”

INT. DINER - DAY
The townsfolk gather, whispering in fear. MAYOR SALLY (50s), a no-nonsense woman with a beehive hairdo, slams her fist on the table.
MAYOR SALLY
This Brynlee character is ruinin’ our town! She turned the fountain into a “safe space for non-binary koi fish”! We gotta fight back!
JIMBO
But how? She’s got a megaphone and a Twitter account. She’s unstoppable!
LUCILLE (20s), a perky cheerleader with a devious smile, raises her hand.
LUCILLE
I’ve got an idea. If she wants to play dirty, we’ll play dirtier. Let’s hit her where it hurts… her aesthetic.
The townsfolk lean in, intrigued.

EXT. TOWN SQUARE - NIGHT
Brynlee is leading a candlelight vigil for “the souls of exploited chickens” when the townsfolk launch their counterattack. They’ve set up a giant projector screen playing a loop of America’s Next Top Model—but every model has natural hair colors.
BRYNLEE
(screaming, clutching her head)
No! Blonde! Brunette! Redhead! The conformity—it burns! My blue hair is my identity!
She collapses dramatically, dropping her megaphone. The townsfolk cheer.
JIMBO
That’s right, Brynlee! We’re takin’ our town back—one rib at a time!

INT. BRYNLEE’S PRIUS - NIGHT
Brynlee, defeated, sits in her car, her blue hair now a mess. She pulls out a bottle of organic, fair-trade hair dye and sighs.
BRYNLEE
(to herself)
Maybe I’ll try green next time. These fascists aren’t ready for my revolution… yet.
She drives off into the night, her Prius backfiring as the “COEXIST” sticker peels off and flutters to the ground.

EXT. TOWN SQUARE - DAY
The BBQ Bonanza is back in full swing. Jimbo is grilling ribs, Lucille is handing out apple pies, and Mayor Sally raises a glass of sweet tea.
MAYOR SALLY
To tradition! To ribs! And to never letting a blue-haired weirdo ruin our vibe again!
The townsfolk cheer as a banjo plays in the background.

FADE OUT.
TITLE CARD:
“REVENGE OF AN UGLY WOMAN: THE BBQ STRIKES BACK”
CREDITS ROLL to the tune of a country song titled “Keep Your Blue Hair Outta My Town.”