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I’m thinking about something drastic for weight loss like maybe meth.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:25 pm
I was told today in a restaurant line that I looked like Chris Christie.
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Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:26 pm to MeatCleaverWeaver
I understand that cocaine will really knock the pounds off.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:27 pm to MeatCleaverWeaver
If you can’t see your junk when you go to piss, meth might help you lose a few pounds. And teeth.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:27 pm to MeatCleaverWeaver
Get a divorce.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:28 pm to MeatCleaverWeaver
Stop standing in restaurant lines!!!
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:28 pm to MeatCleaverWeaver
You should at least wait until the food shortages start
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:28 pm to rb
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Get a divorce.
Beeen there, done that, and yes it works. Not too kind on he finances though.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:29 pm to TrueTiger
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I understand that cocaine will really knock the pounds off.
It is also a prescription for a heart attack or stroke.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:29 pm to Walkerdog14
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Stop standing in restaurant lines!!!
What’s worse, it was a home cooking buffet.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:31 pm to MeatCleaverWeaver
Keto. It's almost impossible to eat enough grilled chicken, broccoli, tuna, asparagus, and boiled eggs to get fat. You have to be trying.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:32 pm to MeatCleaverWeaver
Food shortage/distribution crisis will be the next fear tactic due to high gas costs and the Feds paying people to sit on their asses instead of working.
You are just a prepper.
Don't worry, you will be Christian Bale - Machinist skinny in socialist Amerika.
At the rate the HPOTUS* is going, just give it to the end of the year.
*House Plant Of The United States
You are just a prepper.
Don't worry, you will be Christian Bale - Machinist skinny in socialist Amerika.
At the rate the HPOTUS* is going, just give it to the end of the year.
*House Plant Of The United States
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:34 pm to MeatCleaverWeaver
Cancer sheds the pounds. Source, I done had it.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:36 pm to MeatCleaverWeaver
I can’t fault you for that.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:36 pm to Tantal
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Keto. It's almost impossible to eat enough grilled chicken, broccoli, tuna, asparagus, and boiled eggs to get fat. You have to be trying.
Yeah I know how to do it , I’m not trying . Work and travel ball are my excuses
This post was edited on 5/12/21 at 12:37 pm
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:38 pm to MeatCleaverWeaver
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Work and travel ball are my excuses
Don't worry, by this time next year, fake President will have made sure you can't have either.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:41 pm to Areddishfish
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Cancer sheds the pounds. Source, I done had it.
No thanks! And I pray you are cancer free! Actually my vitals and bloodwork are impeccable for an overweight dude. Probably one reason I take my weight for granted.
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:41 pm to MeatCleaverWeaver
Eat less and exercise? 
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:42 pm to MeatCleaverWeaver
Now that I've lost 30 pounds in the last year to now be at 5'8", 110lbs, I can offer you my weight loss regimen:
Chronic Pancreatitis (3 nodules of fluid and an unspecified mass on Saturday's CT) coupled with Umbilical and Femoral Hernias that have painful loops of intestines protruding making physical exertion of any and all types extremely painful. (at least the head of surgery says no surgery required yet for the hernias, although that doesn't resolve the pains).
Not being able to keep solids down for a full 3 days certainly helps in keeping lean and trim. That is if you call looking like a WW2 POW "lean and trim".
Chronic Pancreatitis (3 nodules of fluid and an unspecified mass on Saturday's CT) coupled with Umbilical and Femoral Hernias that have painful loops of intestines protruding making physical exertion of any and all types extremely painful. (at least the head of surgery says no surgery required yet for the hernias, although that doesn't resolve the pains).
Not being able to keep solids down for a full 3 days certainly helps in keeping lean and trim. That is if you call looking like a WW2 POW "lean and trim".
Posted on 5/12/21 at 12:45 pm to MeatCleaverWeaver
I think you're looking for the program called "Hunter Biden Diet System"?
Posted on 5/12/21 at 2:45 pm to MeatCleaverWeaver
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Yeah I know how to do it , I’m not trying . Work and travel ball are my excuses
If you absolutely HAVE to eat out, Chipotle is the best that you can do. Cauliflower rice bowl (no beans) with chicken.
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