If you could hijack Biden's teleprompter for 30 seconds?

Go frick yourself San Diego

Good Morning Springfield......Homer and I are glad to be here.....the pancakes were good...thanks Marge......Bart you're a little fricker......Lisa will be on my cabinet as the Veggie Secretary.

it's a really big deal, like changing my diapers!

A rap lyric heavy with N bombs.

We know now that in the early years of the twentieth century this world was being watched closely by intelligences greater than man’s and yet as mortal as his own. We know now that as human beings busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinized and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinize the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacence people went to and fro over the earth about their little affairs, serene in the assurance of their dominion over this small spinning fragment of solar driftwood which by chance or design man has inherited out of the dark mystery of Time and Space. Yet across an immense ethereal gulf, minds that to our minds as ours are to the beasts in the jungle, intellects vast, cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes and slowly and surely drew their plans against us. In the thirty-ninth year of the twentieth century came the great disillusionment.
It was near the end of October. Business was better. The war scare was over. More men were back at work. Sales were picking up. On this particular evening, October 30, the Crosley service estimated that thirty-two million people were listening in on radios.

--Orson Welles, War of the Worlds

Why make the effort . It’s great already

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rap lyric heavy with N bombs.

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yeah this is good, I was thinking a racist joke my grandpa used to tell

The N word, on repeat, for 30 seconds.