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If you are under 65 years old...

Posted on 10/25/20 at 7:17 am
Posted by mightyMick
Member since Aug 2018
3067 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 7:17 am
what activity would you stop or avoid if you knew that activity has a 99.9% survival rate? Driving? Flying? Walking down stairs? Those under 65 that catch covid19 have a 99.9% survival rate.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31497 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 7:23 am to
Literally nothing.
Posted by Grooler
USA
Member since Dec 2009
484 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 7:27 am to
We’re never going to wreck Trump’s economy with that attitude!
Posted by AmazingSpiderDog
Member since Oct 2020
343 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 8:22 am to
Hell I'm over 70 and I'd bang a hooker who just tested positive for COVID.

I would make her wear a mask though.
This post was edited on 10/25/20 at 8:23 am
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54209 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 8:33 am to
quote:

Hell I'm over 70 and I'd bang a hooker


I'm almost 69. We need to talk.
Posted by unclejhim
Folsom, La.
Member since Nov 2011
3703 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 8:45 am to
Are you a hooker???
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54209 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 8:48 am to
quote:

Are you a hooker???



I can see you're not over 65, if you were then you'd understand my post.
Posted by Lynxrufus2012
Central Kentucky
Member since Mar 2020
12172 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 8:48 am to
Diving blindfolded off cliffs
HALO skydiving
Swimming with sharks
Hunting Grizzly bears with a .22 pistol
Going to Seattle or Portland

I don't have the nerve for the first four at my age and I have the sense not to do the last one. Medical mistakes are the big killers.

More Deadly than Covid
This post was edited on 10/25/20 at 8:56 am
Posted by AmazingSpiderDog
Member since Oct 2020
343 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 9:00 am to
quote:

Are you a hooker???

My grandmother actually was a Hooker.
Lucille Hooker. Married to the Reverend Frank Hooker.

How many people can say their grandmother was a Hooker?
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68231 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 9:02 am to
Skydiving, and bungie jumping.
Posted by PNW_TigerSaint
Member since Oct 2016
1019 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 9:07 am to
quote:

How many people can say their grandmother was a Hooker?


Kamala's future grandkids?
Posted by Knight of Old
New Hampshire
Member since Jul 2007
10977 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 9:09 am to
Prolly would stop licking toilet bowl flush handles but that’s about it...
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112469 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 9:29 am to
It's not just age. Our hospital is not seeing any over 65 patients who are physically fit. They are seeing under 65 patients who are obese and/or lifelong smokers.
Posted by BayBengal9
Bay St. Louis, MS
Member since Nov 2019
4171 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 9:30 am to
I drive to work every morning at 4:30am. I fully anticipate a drunk driver hitting me and possibly killing me each morning.

Life goes on, shite happens.
Posted by montana
Bozeman, MT
Member since Dec 2008
1411 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 9:44 am to
Life is normal, except we are looking to get back to traveling freely.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54209 posts
Posted on 10/25/20 at 9:48 am to
quote:

How many people can say their grandmother was a Hooker?



I had a friend whose last name was Peters. I dared him to name his daughter Ophelia. I lost the dare.
Posted by unclejhim
Folsom, La.
Member since Nov 2011
3703 posts
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:35 am to
I'll be 71 next month......
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54209 posts
Posted on 10/26/20 at 4:47 am to
quote:

I'll be 71 next month......


Well while you're banging a hooker I'll be thinking about banging a hooker. It happens to all of us sooner than later. Mine just happened to be sooner.
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