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How to avoid sexual harassment charges against you.
Posted on 12/16/17 at 5:47 pm
Posted on 12/16/17 at 5:47 pm
It's a funny read.
quote:
Nobody Wants to See your Dick?—?A Guide to Handling your Newfound Wealth and Influence
quote:Medium.com
Just keep that simple advice in mind and you’ll be well on your way. Before we go, a brief Q & A to recap what we’ve just discussed:
Q: I’d like to have sex with my co-worker, but she’s not showing me the same level of interest. Should I pull out my dick, sweeten the deal a bit?
A: No, you should definitely not do that. Pulling out one’s penis without any sort of encouragement is not only a deal-breaker, but it has also literally never been a deal-maker. Nobody has ever been glad they saw someone’s penis in hindsight. “I had no interest in him whatsoever, but when he got me alone, locked the door and pulled his penis out, I was like ‘Wow, that looks great?—?let’s do this’” is a statement that has never been uttered in the history of humanity. Yours will not be the penis that ends that streak.
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Posted on 12/16/17 at 5:48 pm to bhtigerfan
White male = don't leave the house and stay in the closest when guests come over
Posted on 12/16/17 at 5:51 pm to bhtigerfan
quote:Sure it has. They go too extreme with saying never.
‘Wow, that looks great?—?let’s do this’” is a statement that has never been uttered in the history of humanity.
This post was edited on 12/16/17 at 5:52 pm
Posted on 12/16/17 at 5:54 pm to IT_Dawg
quote:
White male = don't leave the house and stay in the closest when guests come over
I know it's like white males have the hardest time in this country
Posted on 12/16/17 at 5:55 pm to bhtigerfan
Pull a Kevin Spacey and say you're gay
This post was edited on 12/16/17 at 5:58 pm
Posted on 12/16/17 at 5:55 pm to TigerMyth36
Downvote?
I didn't say it should be done or is very smart to do but guess what. There are some chicks out there that are equally as horndogish as guys.
You pull that maneuver with 99% and get a harassment claim. The 1%
Just a lazy version of the naked guy.
I didn't say it should be done or is very smart to do but guess what. There are some chicks out there that are equally as horndogish as guys.
You pull that maneuver with 99% and get a harassment claim. The 1%
Just a lazy version of the naked guy.
Posted on 12/16/17 at 7:14 pm to TigerMyth36
I imagine it’s closer to 10-30%
Posted on 12/16/17 at 7:41 pm to TigerMyth36
What color is the sun in your universe?
And... do you think Roy Moore just wanted to give those little girls candy?
And... do you think Roy Moore just wanted to give those little girls candy?
Posted on 12/16/17 at 7:53 pm to bhtigerfan
I have a method.
I regularly tell my coworkers how unattractive they are.
I regularly tell my coworkers how unattractive they are.
Posted on 12/16/17 at 9:58 pm to bhtigerfan
quote:
How to avoid sexual harassment charges against you.
In the age of retroactive changes in consent, never have sex again.
Posted on 12/17/17 at 12:28 am to TerryDawg03
Safest bet is to steer clear of all women in the workplace moving forward.
Find them at the bars, or wherever else you wish to look, but by golly don't even show them the time of day at work.
Find them at the bars, or wherever else you wish to look, but by golly don't even show them the time of day at work.
Posted on 12/17/17 at 1:09 am to reo45
quote:
but by golly don't even show them the time of day at work.
this is what to always do. always has been the thing to do. if a woman wants to have sex with you, she'll let you know eventually. one way or another.
Posted on 12/17/17 at 1:22 am to bhtigerfan
Was that supposed to be funny?
My god, liberals used to be funny once upon a time.
Now it’s like they’ve completely forgotten humor.
My god, liberals used to be funny once upon a time.
Now it’s like they’ve completely forgotten humor.
Posted on 12/17/17 at 1:37 am to bhtigerfan
quote:
Nobody has ever been glad they saw someone’s penis in hindsight
Unless it's girthy... chicks dig girth
Posted on 12/17/17 at 4:16 am to TigerMyth36
quote:
Just a lazy version of the naked guy.
Works 2 out of 3 times.
Posted on 12/17/17 at 4:17 am to bhtigerfan
quote:
“I had no interest in him whatsoever, but when he got me alone, locked the door and pulled his penis out, I was like ‘Wow, that looks great?—?let’s do this’” is a statement that has never been uttered in the history of humanity.
I'm getting mixed messages from all those pornos. Seems to work quite frequently there.
Posted on 12/17/17 at 7:09 am to bhtigerfan
a couple years ago the small office I worked in had 5 young women under the age of 30. They decided it would be fun to go around the office and measure all the mens finger lengths.
Guess what was on their minds
Guess what was on their minds
Posted on 12/17/17 at 7:29 am to TrueTiger
quote:
I regularly tell my coworkers how unattractive they are.
Don't make those ladies mad. They have more than one way to get you, especially if they're minorities.
Posted on 12/17/17 at 7:33 am to bhtigerfan
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This post was edited on 6/4/20 at 6:04 am
Posted on 12/17/17 at 7:34 am to TrueTiger
quote:
I have a method.
I regularly tell my coworkers how unattractive they are.
That is actually sexual harassment too.
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