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re: How big of a conspiracy theorist are you? This chart may help

Posted on 10/5/20 at 6:48 am to
Posted by tmjones2
TX
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Posted on 10/5/20 at 6:48 am to
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I see some things in each level that are reality and some that likely are not.


Yeah that's kind of the point
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 10/5/20 at 7:18 am to
Cultural Marxism is in the top portion?

Oh well, looks like I'm a kook.

Also, that chart is so vanilla. Bunch of normie dick suckin.
This post was edited on 10/5/20 at 7:19 am
Posted by BeNotDeceivedGal6_7
Member since May 2019
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Posted on 10/5/20 at 7:19 am to
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what is the Mattress firm conspiracy?


That a mattress costs $3500 and has a pillow top so you can never flip it over.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
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Posted on 10/5/20 at 7:22 am to
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This graphic needs to add a category for those who obsessively follow conspiracy theories but vehemently deny believing any of them are real. They know more than the actual “cult” members, but only so they can insult the people in the “cult.”

Hey frick you, buddy
Posted by roadGator
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Posted on 10/5/20 at 7:30 am to
Cultural Marxism is fake and so is Soros


Well, shite.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
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Posted on 10/5/20 at 7:34 am to
i think pretty much every time i've seen or heard someone argue that cultural marxism doesn't exist, they define "cultural marxism" terribly

also, there is a meme where they define it terribly in order to link it to being anti-semetic. that's what they do with Soros, too

i bet most "right wingers" (another term that is always poorly defined and is malleable as hell) who talk about Soros have no fricking idea he's even Jewis
Posted by roadGator
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Posted on 10/5/20 at 7:42 am to
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right wingers


Yep. Our own alt-leftist, tranny boy, uses the term as a pejorative here as if being on the right is bad. Ze defines it at their leisure.
This post was edited on 10/5/20 at 7:47 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 10/5/20 at 8:00 am to
i love how people are going to use this graphic as some sort of informative guide when it was obviously written by people who know very little of CTs

the top of that chart is filled with some non-CT and like...3/10 CTs

you want a 7/10 CT? L Ron Hubbard was a black hat occult magician who spent years cultivating a friendship with a disciple of Crowley so that LRH could use him to engage in a ritual. LRH's goal was to purposefully sabotage the ritual at the right point to where evil apparitions could be unleashed on the world.

this was done in 1946 and then the world, specifically North America, became inundated with paranormal activity as a result, including the Roswell UFO incident (in 1947), alien abductions, bigfoot sightings, the flatwoods monster (1952), the mothman (1966), etc etc

oh, yeah, and it allowed LRH the power to create Scientology as his reward. Dianetics was finished around 1949. Scientology is a black hat occult group that has achieved incredible power within worldwide society, etc. etc.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79984 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 8:01 am to
Soros doesn't donate to left wing causes and politicians?
Posted by ApexTiger
cary nc
Member since Oct 2003
56550 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 8:04 am to
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That a mattress costs $3500 and has a pillow top so you can never flip it over.


have you ever owned a BMW?

I mean, that's a conspiracy...

mechanics love to say " well It's a high performance engine and car, it's expensive to keep it running in top shape"

3500 dollars looks like chump change owning a BMW with 65k miles...
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 10/5/20 at 8:05 am to
the mattress firm conspiracy is that there is such a proliferation of them in close proximity to one another, they have to be a front for...something (usually some sort of money laundering organization, which makes no sense b/c they're not a cash business)
Posted by roadGator
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Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 10/5/20 at 8:09 am to
I used to work in downtown Clearwater where Scientology is HQ’d.

Those are some weird people. They would move from building to building in single file lines like ants. Different groups wore different matching uniforms. Uniform colors remained with their own.

I got one to talk a bit at a cafe. He said the uniforms indicated their “educational level”. Money can buy a different level (Tom cruise) but most have to “earn” their way to the next shirt color.

They never smiled and would barely look at you as if they were told to ignore the locals.

At first it was freaky then I just started feeling sorry for them.
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6434 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 8:09 am to
Nine of the ten voices in my head are telling me to stack silver, buy more ammunition and more guns.

If I stop purchasing tIn foil for hats the price will collapse at the grocery stores.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 10/5/20 at 8:19 am to
after looking at that pic more deeply, it is interesting that as you go higher, anti-left CTs are more common

also, they put the Denver Int'l Airport in "we have questions". that's about as looney of a CT that you'll find normies discussing. the fricking airport is even aware of the CTs and has ads all in it playing it forward.

Posted by AURaptor
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Member since Aug 2018
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Posted on 10/5/20 at 8:27 am to
I have never heard Avril Lavigne had been replaced. That’s pretty funny, but I get it. Has the same thing been said for Taylor Swift?

After the Mueller investigation fraud, and the fake attempted impeachment, I think it’s pretty safe to say that our government lies & misdirects routinely.

Posted by BeNotDeceivedGal6_7
Member since May 2019
7439 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 8:28 am to
quote:

have you ever owned a BMW?

I mean, that's a conspiracy...

mechanics love to say " well It's a high performance engine and car, it's expensive to keep it running in top shape"

3500 dollars looks like chump change owning a BMW with 65k miles...



Posted by TenWheelsForJesus
Member since Jan 2018
11361 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 8:53 am to
This is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. If you believe in any of the upper conspiracies, then you are anti-semitic? What jew made this chart?

And does the idiot not understand how bohemian/mkultra/cointelpro is tied into the NWO/Illuminati?

UFOs are believable but alien abductions and crop circles attributed to UFOs aren't?

Subliminal messages in children's tv has been proven repeatedly. It's a conspiracy that soy makes men weak? That's been proven too.

The beatles didn't exist? Are they just making shite up now?

This is the most nonsensical chart ever made.
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
8688 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 8:54 am to
Total garbage.
Needs to be on an X / Y axis with a rating of 1-10, most likely to least likely for the rate if plausibility (can it be done) and probability (would it be done).
Example: Faking a moon landing or hiding reptilians would be a 10,10; NSA mass surveillance 0,0
That said I'll believe that the three conspiracies in the red bar with the lowest plausibility rating, have probably rating of 0 to 2.

Edit: You can't just lump some of these together either. 9/11 was an inside job. Well maybe, maybe not. Depends on the scope of plausibility. They were not planes but missiles is a 10,10 for sure, but starting approaching from other angles, ie IC knew but let it happen to get into the ME, then the plausibility vs. probability point is going to shift.
This post was edited on 10/5/20 at 9:01 am
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 9:21 am to
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The beatles didn't exist?


Whoever made the chart was likely referring to the theory that Paul McCartney did a long while back and he was replaced with a lookalike. I never gave that one too much thought because who gives a shite, but there is a lot of literature available on that one for those interested.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
70485 posts
Posted on 10/5/20 at 9:29 am to
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what is the Mattress firm conspiracy?


There’s a conspiracy theory that Mattress Firm is a front for human and drug trafficking by intelligence agencies who truly control the drug trade. The main impetus for it is the simple fact that no one can believe that there is possibly enough demand for mattresses to justify the existence of so many mattress stores everywhere. Also, mattresses are big bulky heavy things that could easily conceal contraband moving through ports. There’s zero evidence for this theory. It exists to explain the completely illogical number of mattresses Firm locations, which are sometimes even across the street from one another.

There’s actually a lot more circumstantial evidence for the WayFair conspiracy theory.
This post was edited on 10/5/20 at 9:31 am
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