re: How Convenient: WAPO obtained copy of Bill Taylor's Opening Statement

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Someone explain to me what this all means. Explain it to me like I'm a 5 year old.

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On November 9, 2016, the Orange Man got keys to the big White House, the castle in the greatest kingdom on earth, the Kingdom of US.

The evil dims, troll-like inhabitants who like to steal peoples stuff, do not like the Orange Man and were mean to him when he was asking the people of the Kingdom of US if he could live in the BWH.

So the evil dims went to the Wicked Kingdom of Ukraine asking for help to set traps against the Orange Man and his friends to scare the people of the Kingdom of US from giving the Orange Man the keys to the BWH.

The WKU agreed to help and told lies against the Orange Man.

But the people of the Kingdom of US were not scared and gave the Orange Man the keys to the BWH anyway.

This made the evil dims very mad at the Orange Man, and they tried to scare out of the BWH for over 2 YEARS, using some of the lies from the WKU.

But Orange Man would not scare or leave, and he fought the dims' strongest boogeyman until he defeated him once and for all.

Afterwards, the Orange Man asked his friends to go to the WKU and ask why they would help tell lies and to make them promise they would be nice to the Kingdom of US from now on.

After all, the Kingdom of US is so generous and great that it even gives money to the WKU to help fight the Wicked Kingdom of Russia.

But Orange Man wasn't sure about giving the WKU money, which had just elected a new King, unless WKU would promise it would no longer tell lies and help trolls set traps.

Orange Man finally spoke to the King of the WKU and they talked about lies from the WKU and his fight boogeyman, and whether the Kingdom of US and the WKU could be able to work together to figure out who the bad people in BOTH kingdoms were.

Well, because the bad people from the Kingdom of US are the wicked dims, they began to tell new lies and set new traps to try to scare the Orange Man from the BWH, again.

tbc.....

I think you over state Trumps strategic Machiavellian acumen.