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re: Explain climate change to me like I’m five

Posted on 8/24/22 at 6:24 pm to
Posted by Toomer Deplorable
Team Bitter Clinger
Member since May 2020
23307 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 6:24 pm to
You will live in 16’ x 16’ cage and like it.



Posted by Bernie Bierman
Member since Mar 2019
1937 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 6:25 pm to
We are on the precipice of the point of no return. Again. For real this time.
Posted by tigernchicago
Alabama
Member since Sep 2003
5075 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 6:26 pm to
climate change happens naturally;

the climate change hoax is an attempt by governments to enslave the entire population of the earth
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
20314 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 6:28 pm to
Like you’re 5

It gets hot sometimes, it gets cold sometimes. Sometimes it gets hot for a long time, sometimes it gets cold, but that doesn’t last as long.

It was cold recently, now it’s warming up. Maybe it will get warmer, but only God knows if that’s true.

Warmer is way better than cold.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 6:29 pm to
Enough "journalists" talked about it so enough if the populace believes it.
It's actually pretty easy to do, especially when the catch phrase was changed from "global warming" to "climate change". You get double your money's worth because you can take advantage of a hot day AND a cold day.
Nonetheless, it can be shown that temperatures in some regions of the earth have actually gone up from early 1900s to now. Some more than others, I believe there are some regions actually cooler.
But, the real stickler is to why has there been this"change".
This is where the corrupt want to make a lot of money.
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
8454 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 6:38 pm to
Global problems require global government
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
47892 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

Actually, according to Al Gore, the world ended a number of years ago.

He may be right - in fact is seems to me like we have been in Hell for at least 3 years now.
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
47892 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

Look at the geological timeline...

We recently came out of an ice age.

I keep telling people = the only way to get out of an ice age is by global warming. And we're not really done yet.
Posted by BurntOrangeMan
Dallas TX
Member since May 2021
5628 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 6:55 pm to
1. Trojan horse
2. Grift
3. Division
4. Platform
5. Weapon
Posted by LSUbest
Coastal Plain
Member since Aug 2007
14999 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 7:16 pm to
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So how in the hell were the Dems able to pull this whole concocted plan off?


The same way they've pulled off - or tried to - other scams.

They started this long ago with suggestion-theory-study-evidence.
Then they ostracized, discredited, and defunded any credible opposition.
Now they have a consensus and congress can pretend to be alarmed.
Covid wasn't the first virus-vaccine scam.
Posted by Bulldogblitz
In my house
Member since Dec 2018
28158 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 7:17 pm to
Cow farts funny, but bad.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
112261 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 7:18 pm to
If you're 5, you would believe it is man-made
Posted by PhDoogan
Member since Sep 2018
14977 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 7:22 pm to
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Explain climate change to me like I’m five


Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away....
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 7:30 pm to
you are correct.

the answer is fewer people.
China tried that. the one child rule is over. they didn't budget for it.

abortion and contraception would get the job done but individual countries run on ponzi schemes.
This post was edited on 8/24/22 at 7:31 pm
Posted by LSUFANMICK
Colorado Springs
Member since Sep 2009
1240 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 7:31 pm to
Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
42039 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 7:31 pm to
Climate Change = centralized authority controlling how much energy you get to use and you THANKING them for it.
Posted by PhDoogan
Member since Sep 2018
14977 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

the answer is fewer people.
China tried that. the one child rule is over. they didn't budget for it.

abortion and contraception would get the job done but individual countries run on ponzi schemes.


If you are that dedicated to your beliefs, I volunteer you go first, ClimateDog.

Don't worry, we'll donate your lifelong allotment of bug meat to the fishing supply shop of your choice.
Posted by Great Plains Drifter
Flyover, U.S.A.
Member since Jul 2019
8654 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 8:14 pm to
If you were five……..ok, here goes:

You need to do exactly what our government says you should do or we will all die.

So put that hamburger down, tell your parents to get solar panels on your home asap and tell them to go buy an EV tomorrow, if not tonight.

And tell them if they don’t they are racist.
Posted by JJJimmyJimJames
Southern States
Member since May 2020
18496 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

Global problems require global government

The answer

Thanks to everyone who played. We now have our winner.
Posted by First Sergeant1
Enterprise, Alabama
Member since Dec 2018
882 posts
Posted on 8/24/22 at 8:41 pm to
It’s impossible because it doesn’t exist.
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