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re: DNA Testing Company Admits Giving White People Fake African Ancestry To Screw With Racist

Posted on 12/12/17 at 10:23 am to
Posted by cwill
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Posted on 12/12/17 at 10:23 am to
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The Cracked article then celebrates that the company throws “racists” off of on purpose by giving them fake results.


How would they know who is a racist?
Posted by CptBengal
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 12/12/17 at 10:23 am to
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Class action incoming




I think this is run by ZuckerCucks wife.

I hope they all burn
Posted by JuiceTerry
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Posted on 12/12/17 at 10:24 am to
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How would they know who is a racist?

Because they complain when they get the results, duh

Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 12/12/17 at 10:26 am to
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Because they complain when they get the results, duh


You laugh but this is exactly what happens.
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 12/12/17 at 10:27 am to
DNA testing companies are the “Miss Cleo” of this generation. Not so long ago, 60 Minutes did a piece on how inaccurate/inconclusive/bogus ancestry testing really is.

60 Minutes
Posted by cwill
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 12/12/17 at 10:27 am to
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quote:Because they complain when they get the results, duh You laugh but this is exactly what happens.


That doesn't make sense in the context of the article. It says they are sending back African results to "racists"...you'd have to know they're racists first.
Posted by ShortyRob
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 12/12/17 at 10:28 am to
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DNA Testing Company Admits Giving White People Fake African Ancestry To Screw With Racist by GumboPot


So, did they just assume the white people they lied to were racists?
Posted by JuiceTerry
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Posted on 12/12/17 at 10:29 am to
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You laugh but this is exactly what happens.

Did you take a retard pill today? How are they tricking racists after the fact?
Posted by Clyde Tipton
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Posted on 12/12/17 at 10:30 am to
I still can't believe people actually pay for this. If it wasn't completely obvious that the only goal was to simply collect your DNA then I don't know what to tell y'all.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 12/12/17 at 10:32 am to
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o, did they just assume the white people they lied to were racists?



That's my interpretation. They apparently believe all white people are racists or at least white people that want to have their ethnicity tested via DNA.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
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Posted on 12/12/17 at 10:33 am to
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How are they tricking racists after the fact?


I think the premise is that any pure white result gets a little dark meat thrown in the results to A.) Make people believe they are part black and potentially curb racism and B.) To out any actual racist when they complain.
Posted by CptBengal
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Posted on 12/12/17 at 10:33 am to
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I still can't believe people actually pay for this. If it wasn't completely obvious that the only goal was to simply collect your DNA then I don't know what to tell y'all.



bingo.

they even say they will sell it to "3rd parties"

read fedgov.
Posted by Itismemc
LA
Member since Nov 2008
4794 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 10:34 am to
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These "Get your DNA done ancestry" things are like the old Family Coat of Arms scams from 50 years ago!



I said the same thing last week.... it's such bullshite
Posted by Iosh
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Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 12/12/17 at 10:37 am to
23andme will give you the raw code if you ask for it which sounds pretty difficult to fake
Posted by IAmReality
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 12/12/17 at 10:38 am to
The vast majority of people who sign up for this service WANT to be mutts. Haven't you seen the advertisements? They are putting in fake results to give their customers what they want.

Hipster douche millennial want to hear they are 5% Swahili and shite.

The "we are throwing off racists!" is a cop out and a lie to cover up for their fraud in what they hope will buy them sympathy.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40842 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 10:39 am to
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bingo.

they even say they will sell it to "3rd parties"



I'd go a step farther and suggest that the entire idea was probably set up by the government as a way to increase the DNA database they already keep on criminals. The mysterious 3rd party is the government.
This post was edited on 12/12/17 at 10:41 am
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 10:40 am to
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I think the premise is that any pure white result gets a little dark meat thrown in the results to A.) Make people believe they are part black and potentially curb racism and B.) To out any actual racist when they complain
Or almost all white people have a little dark meat in their DNA because, ya know, humans originated in Africa
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 10:41 am to
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How do they know who "the racists" are?

If they are white, they are racists. Simple
Posted by Ebbandflow
Member since Aug 2010
13457 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 10:41 am to
They didn't fake it considering that all Humanity started in West Africa.
Posted by cwill
Member since Jan 2005
54755 posts
Posted on 12/12/17 at 10:41 am to
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That's my interpretation. They apparently believe all white people are racists or at least white people that want to have their ethnicity tested via DNA.


I know lots of white people from the South that did the test with each of the companies and none of them got African results...Do you even indicate your race when you send in your spit?
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