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Corpulent White Woman Laments EBT Purchase Restrictions on Social Media

Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:42 pm
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
77717 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:42 pm

quote:

“I can’t even use my EBT for croissants or pre-made chicken now? What am I supposed to eat?”

“So now I gotta cook from scratch? That’s not what my benefits are for.”


Looks like the EBT fatigue is firing up again now that these parasites are proving themselves to be massive ingrates.

At this point, they should be required to show up in person at a distribution center for ground beef, chicken, rice & dry beans. Those who truly need it will be grateful for the assistance, while the moochers will experience personal miracles that allow them to find gainful employment.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
40421 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:45 pm to
Get yo arse in the kitchen and bake that croissant!



Trump making TradWives great again. All she has tk do is bake it and it’s……FREE.

She want DoorDash on EBT too?
This post was edited on 5/6/26 at 2:48 pm
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80916 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

What am I supposed to eat


How about salad?
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17137 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

She want DoorDash on EBT too?


She wants tattoos covered. Like that giant ugly shite on her chest.
Posted by Swamp Angel
West Georgia Chicken Farm Territory
Member since Jul 2004
10193 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:01 pm to
"Corpulent"... I like that. I need to make use of that word more frequently.
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38364 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:02 pm to
Then fake lashes gonna have to go
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
77717 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:03 pm to
Many thanks. It was the kindest word I could choose.

"Cetaceous" was the runner-up.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
65806 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:04 pm to
They broke up the family units, now women can’t make a sammich
Posted by uggabugga
Maryland
Member since Aug 2024
4481 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:07 pm to
Good. Maybe she can drop a few pounds.
Posted by bayou2
New Orleans, LA
Member since Feb 2007
3919 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:12 pm to



... hahahahah hahahahah ...

Hey , THIS IS EXACTLY HOW THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED .... from scratch

you better be learnin'

Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
35090 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:16 pm to
Amazing how many people on welfare and snap are obese
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
77717 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:17 pm to
quote:

Amazing how many people on welfare and snap are obese

That alone proves that the system is broken.
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
26215 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:19 pm to
She should have saved herself money on the stupid chest tattoo.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89818 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:21 pm to
Yeah, people aren't risking their life to go to countries that don't have snap and wic.



Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
65870 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:22 pm to
People like this are single-handedly changing public perception on this issue. I hope they keep going public with their "complaints."
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
42430 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:25 pm to
A few years ago something glitched with Louisiana Purchase cards (or whatever they use) and there was no limit for a day or two.

The Walmart on College was wiped out like the apocalypse was coming.

I was in line with some stuff and the clerk was legit surprised I wasn't using a LA Purchase Card.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44943 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:29 pm to
quote:

Corpulent


Without context how many guesses would it take before you guessed what this word means?

I’d be here all day.
This post was edited on 5/6/26 at 3:30 pm
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
77717 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:30 pm to
I knew what it meant. That's why I used it.

There are approximately 600,000 words in the English language, and some better describe a given situation than others. That's why we choose them.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
104086 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:31 pm to
I’d have gotten it but only because of past use.

South Park once did an episode which used a lot of synonyms for “huge fatass” including obesity, corpulence, and adiposity.
Posted by papasmurf1269
Hells Pass
Member since Apr 2005
21449 posts
Posted on 5/6/26 at 3:37 pm to
She appears to be doing enough eating for two people
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