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Capitalism at it's best-what a great idea!

Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:42 pm
Posted by LSUDVM1999
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2010
2067 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:42 pm
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Never Touch A Germ Infested Surface Again!

Virtually Eliminate Hand to Surface Contact and Reduce Your Risk of Germ Exposure by Over 99%. We Must All Do Our Parts in Flattening The Curve.




Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120172 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:45 pm to
What am i looking at?

Posted by Hunter82378
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2014
816 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:47 pm to
No way my wife lets me pass that between her legs!
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10177 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:51 pm to
The same person who owns one of those also wears crocs with long socks, cargo shorts and a jerseys with other grown men’s name’s on the back.
Posted by nateslu1
Mr. Belvedere Fan Club
Member since Apr 2012
6437 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:54 pm to
My Dad will definitely buy that
Posted by HailToTheChiz
Back in Auburn
Member since Aug 2010
48894 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:55 pm to
That's dumb as hell
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
18004 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:56 pm to
No lie. I ordered two of those.

Posted by Elleshoe
Wade’s World
Member since Jun 2004
143616 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

The same person who owns one of those also wears crocs with long socks, cargo shorts and a jerseys with other grown men’s name’s on the back.



I bet he knows proper grammar though
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66344 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 4:59 pm to
the bottle opener, while handy, cracks me up

"don't wanna touch this bottle I a m going to drink the contents of.
Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45707 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 5:01 pm to
quote:

No lie. I ordered two of those.
Its about saving your life, which makes it a bargain at ANY PRICE!

Posted by thejuiceisloose
UNO Fan
Member since Nov 2018
4137 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 5:05 pm to
$25
Posted by International_Aggie
Member since Oct 2012
1088 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 5:09 pm to
It looks like a titanium can opener.
Posted by Rocco Lampone
Raleigh, NC
Member since Nov 2010
3051 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 5:10 pm to
Yeti should make a line of these and sell for $39.99.
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
33343 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 5:11 pm to
I don't understand what you are supposed to do with it after you open the first door...won't you just catch the death from the tool itself after that?
Posted by Jbird
In Bidenville with EthanL
Member since Oct 2012
73417 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

Yeti should make a line of these and sell for $39.99.


Then RTIC can make one for $14.99
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62850 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 5:14 pm to
It's made from germ retardent copper, duh!
Posted by LazloHollyfeld
Steam Tunnel at UNC-G
Member since Apr 2009
1587 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 5:14 pm to
Anything is a dildo, if you’re brave enough.
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
1920 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 5:15 pm to
Ironic that it is almost assuredly made in China. I didn’t see a “Made In The US“ statement.
Posted by 93and99
Dayton , Oh / Allentown , Pa
Member since Dec 2018
14400 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

The same person who owns one of those also wears crocs with long socks, cargo shorts and a jerseys with other grown men’s name’s on the back.



Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
33983 posts
Posted on 5/5/20 at 5:16 pm to
Good they should send them to meat packers
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