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Biden: Trump should open the bible now and then

Posted on 6/2/20 at 12:45 pm
Posted by NineLineBind
LA....no, the other one
Member since May 2020
6910 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 12:45 pm
"The president held up the Bible at St. John's Church yesterday. I just wish he opened it every once in a while instead of just brandishing it," Biden said. "If he opened it, he could have learned something."

Questions: What could he have learned? I would like to hear Joe expound on what is in the good book.

Is Biden advocating for Christianity or religion in general? That's what it sounds like.

Did Biden fall into the Trump trap of 4D chess?
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25912 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 12:47 pm to
Apparently, there’s a part about grabbing women by their genitalia.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
15842 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 12:48 pm to
I'm sure lusting over your daughter is in there too.
Posted by Jwho77
cyperspace
Member since Sep 2003
76664 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

Did Biden fall into the Trump trap of 4D chess?


He'd fall into a solitaire trap.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71045 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 12:48 pm to
Joe could use a little reading time himself.

His policies are diametrically opposed to Christian teachings.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95333 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 12:50 pm to
Where is the part about threatening to choke people out using rosary beads?
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
18421 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

Biden: Trump should open the bible now and then

Biden: the Catholic who supports killing babies
Posted by thedentist45
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2008
557 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 12:50 pm to
I wonder how far they will push this too.
Is Joe saying we should be governed by the teachings of the Bible?
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9291 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

Apparently, there’s a part about grabbing women by their genitalia.


Looks like Joe found it.
Posted by Dawgwithnoname
NE Louisiana
Member since Dec 2019
4278 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 12:51 pm to
I was hoping to hear Joe try to quote some scripture:

"And he said unto them, take thine ox and thine arse, flee to Tatooine, and ye shall have a child and name him Conan the Barbarian... Aw you know the rest."
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95333 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 12:51 pm to
This one would get him.

Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
41670 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 12:52 pm to
Trump should spend more time reading God's word. He also needs to repent of his sins and put his trust in Jesus Christ if he hasn't already.

That said, Joe Biden supports abortion and referred to God as "you know, the thing".
Posted by NineLineBind
LA....no, the other one
Member since May 2020
6910 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

Is Joe saying we should be governed by the teachings of the Bible?

That was my point with 4D chess. Trump threw the shiny hook in the water I think.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140383 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 12:52 pm to
I think there’s something in there about burning down your neighborhood and stealing TVs.
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
24719 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

I'm sure lusting over your daughter is in there too.





Come on, I mean have you seen his daughter?

Dayum!
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
27117 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

Biden said.


Is it a miracle... The left is moving toward embracing Christianity?
Posted by NineLineBind
LA....no, the other one
Member since May 2020
6910 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 12:53 pm to
quote:

I was hoping to hear Joe try to quote some scripture:

"And he said unto them, take thine ox and thine arse, flee to Tatooine, and ye shall have a child and name him Conan the Barbarian... Aw you know the rest."



Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 6/2/20 at 12:57 pm to
Joe is a fricking mouse. Trump is a fricking Tiger. Joe would be well advised, that it's not a good idea for a mouse to poke at a Tiger. He won't even be an appetizer when the Tiger turns his attention towards the mouse.
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 6/3/20 at 9:07 am to
I think "Thou shalt not finger-rape" was the 11th Commandment.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
80110 posts
Posted on 6/3/20 at 9:08 am to
I don't remember "The Thing" being mentioned anywhere in the Bible.
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