Best virus pickup lines...

Wanna come back to my place? I have a nice view full of toilet paper and hand sanitizer.

*cough on her*
Well, since I already gave you Corona, might as well give you the rest of my diseases

You can't spell quarantine without U,R,A,Q,T. but seriously though, what's up?

Saw this earlier

HEY THERE, DO YOU HAVE CORONAVIRUS? CUZ YOU’RE HAWT!

I HAVE THE TP, YOU BRING THE HAND SANITIZER AND WE’RE A PERFECT MATCH!

WANNA SHELTER IN PLACE TOGETHER? I MAKE A KILLER QUARANTINI!

IF THE CORONAVIRUS DOESN’T TAKE YOU OUT, CAN I BABY?

HEY BABE, DO YOU HAVE THE CORONAVIRUS? BECAUSE THAT IS ONE INFECTIOUS SMILE!

I CAN’T SPELL QUARANTINE WITHOUT- U R A Q T!

HEY BABE ARE YOU ALL THE TOILET PAPER AT UNITED? BECAUSE YOU JUST TOTALLY WIPED ME OUT!

BABE YOU MUST BE THE CORONAVIRUS, BECAUSE I WANT TO CHILL AND GET HOT WITH YOU!

HEY SWEET CHEEKS YOU KNOW I CAN’T SPELL VIRUS WITH OUT US! SO LET’S GET SOME CORONA’S AND CHILL!

I HAVE A CASE OF CORONA WITH YOUR NAME ON IT, POP MY CAP AND WE COULD MAKE IT AN INFECTIOUS NIGHT!

HEY BABE IS IT HOT IN HERE, OR IS IT THE FEVER AND SHORTNESS OF BREATH YOU’RE GIVING ME?

HEY BABE, DO YOU NEED TOILET PAPER? BECAUSE I AM DEFINITELY YOUR PRINCE CHARMIN!

IS HEAVEN YOUR QUARANTINE AREA? CUZ YOU’RE AN ANGEL!

BABE ALL THE LIBRARY’S ARE CLOSED, SO I’M CHECKING YOU OUT INSTEAD!

MY BODY MAY NOT BE GREAT BABE, BUT I DO HAVE A SIX PACK OF COTTONELLE!

ARE YOU THE PANDEMIC? BECAUSE YOU HAVE MY HEART IN LOCKDOWN!

BABE YOU SMELL GOOD, IS THAT 60 PROOF PURELL?

HEY GOOD LOOKING, YOU’RE THE ONLY SNACK I WANNA STOCK UP ON!

HEY BABE I BET YOU’RE EVEN FINER WITHOUT THAT FACE MASK!

HEY GIRL, THE WHOLE WORLD MAY BE GETTING SICK, BUT I’LL NEVER GET SICK OF YOU!

I’M NOT SURE IF I’M BLINDED BY YOUR BEAUTY, OR IF IT’S A SIDE EFFECT OF COVID-19!

HEY HOTTIE, YOU LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF MEDICINE I NEED!

THE ONLY THING I’M INFECTED WITH IS MY ATTRACTION TO YOU!

BABE, I HOPE YOU KNOW CPR, BECAUSE YOU’RE TAKING MY BREATH AWAY.

You could always go with "Ever fricked in a hazmat suit?"