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Be careful what you post here, you might want to run for senator one day
Posted on 5/19/26 at 10:12 am
Posted on 5/19/26 at 10:12 am
Maine’s democratic challenger for the senate:
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According to Fox News, Platner opened up about masturbating in portable toilets in a 2017 Reddit post, writing, “I still have to j*rk off every time I sit in a portash*tter… that blue water smell conditioned me.”
The post was reportedly made as part of a discussion about nostalgic smells in the military.
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In another post four years later, Platner also praised a piece of phallic graffiti he had seen in a portable toilet while deployed in the military, giving a detailed description of the “beautiful,” “engorged and veiny” penis with its “penetrative glory.”
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Posted on 5/19/26 at 10:13 am to Padme
I don't need to grift the public to make money, so I will never run
Posted on 5/19/26 at 10:13 am to Padme
OT Lounge posters are fricked. 
Posted on 5/19/26 at 10:14 am to Padme
I'm sorry but that was hilarious, especially the first comment. I've heard many variations of that same joke, this one was especially wild.
Posted on 5/19/26 at 10:15 am to Padme
I mean, the dude literally had a nazi ss death's head tattoo and no one seems to give a shite on the left.
You think this is going to matter at all?
You think this is going to matter at all?
Posted on 5/19/26 at 10:16 am to Padme
Is he openly gay or is he still in the portable water closet?
Posted on 5/19/26 at 10:16 am to Padme
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“I still have to j*rk off every time I sit in a portash*tter… that blue water smell conditioned me.”
Someone needs to come up with a new fetish name....
"Blue Water, White Semen" syndrome
This post was edited on 5/19/26 at 10:17 am
Posted on 5/19/26 at 10:17 am to Padme
i stand by everything i've said on here.
for some odd reason i don't typically use 'engorged and veiny' in my discussions
for some odd reason i don't typically use 'engorged and veiny' in my discussions
Posted on 5/19/26 at 10:18 am to Centinel
I really have no idea what matters anymore. I’m told that whoever is running against Massie and Cornyn are both trash, at least Some PT all stars push that.
Posted on 5/19/26 at 10:18 am to Hangover Haven
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"Blue Water, White Semen" syndrome
Smell Blue, Spew White
Posted on 5/19/26 at 10:19 am to Padme
Sounds like he has a penis fetish.
Posted on 5/19/26 at 10:21 am to PsychTiger
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Smell Blue, Spew White
Should be "Smell Blue, White spew"...
Posted on 5/19/26 at 10:25 am to Padme
I destroyed any chance I would have at running long ago now.
Posted on 5/19/26 at 10:26 am to Padme
Guy has a Nazi tattoo and still not probably wins.
I don’t think jerking of in a porta shitter will hurt him by contrast.
I don’t think jerking of in a porta shitter will hurt him by contrast.
Posted on 5/19/26 at 10:27 am to AlterEd
Even if my posting hadn’t destroyed my chances, I don’t think I could have kept a mask up long enough while dealing with idiots.
Posted on 5/19/26 at 10:33 am to Padme
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“I still have to j*rk off every time I sit in a portash*tter… that blue water smell conditioned me.”
Every time, bro?
Posted on 5/19/26 at 10:36 am to Padme
If I were ever to run for senator, I’d be ten times worse than anything I’ve posted on Tigerdroppings. My campaign speeches would literally horrify certain segments of the population.
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