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re: Baywatch remake green lighted - how woke we going
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:16 am to DarthRebel
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:16 am to DarthRebel
There will be a little hope since it's on FOX and not one of the exceedingly woke networks.
Still, I think you can expect one or more of the following:
- a lesbian black lifeguard who is the leader of the pack
- a gay white lifeguard
- an obese female lifeguard
- a lifeguard in a wheelchair who mans the communications station
I won't be watching regardless.
Still, I think you can expect one or more of the following:
- a lesbian black lifeguard who is the leader of the pack
- a gay white lifeguard
- an obese female lifeguard
- a lifeguard in a wheelchair who mans the communications station
I won't be watching regardless.
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Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:21 am to DarthRebel
My money is on at a minimum guest appearances from Lizzo if she isn't one of the main characters.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:24 am to DarthRebel
will be worse than the Rock's version.
You are going to have all male lifeguards will be gay, a lesbian couple, if one of the girls is straight it will be a biracial couple.
Then there will be a tranny lifeguard as well that everyone embraces
You are going to have all male lifeguards will be gay, a lesbian couple, if one of the girls is straight it will be a biracial couple.
Then there will be a tranny lifeguard as well that everyone embraces
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:28 am to Lizardman2
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The new Gaywatch will have at least 2 black, fat females. No blondes.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:40 am to RogerTheShrubber
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Cancel Hollywood. Stop watching their products.
We already got that memo
Production in Hollywood plunges to historic lows as nearly half of U.S. projects move abroad
Even the guardian can't pretend it isn't happening
‘It feels empty’: is Hollywood film and TV production in a death spiral?
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:57 am to LB84
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The last one came out in 2017 and had at least 3 gorgeous women. Daddario was one of them. Lets not act like any of it is quality entertainment though.
Daddario is ALWAYS quality entertainment !
Posted on 9/25/25 at 10:06 am to mtntiger
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- a lesbian black lifeguard who is the leader of the pack
That'll be Stephanie Holden. I'd bet my bottom dollar that Alexandra Paul will wholeheartedly support that arc too.
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- a gay white lifeguard
Logan was portrayed by a gay actor during the first run. This makes for the obvious choice and will 100% happen. There will be an arc where he's banging some rookie and it causes problems.
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- an obese female lifeguard
Zero doubt this will be CJ.
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- a lifeguard in a wheelchair who mans the communications station
They tried this twice in the first run. Old hat. This is where the trans comes into play.
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I won't be watching regardless.
Likewise, this is going to be an abortion. Hollyweird's only new ideas are to gay and trans up old classics. Thank god the Cobra Kai guys didn't dip their toes into this bullshite, with the bonus that they introduced us to Rayna Vallandingham in the process.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 10:07 am to DarthRebel
GAYWATCH
Posted on 9/25/25 at 10:16 am to Flats
quote:And cameltoe only on the tranny.
Chance of phaggotry = 100%
Posted on 9/25/25 at 10:17 am to RogerTheShrubber
quote:
Cancel Hollywood. Stop watching their products.
This is the better idea.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 10:22 am to TheFonz
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Bald-headed black woman as head lifeguard (no male leaders)
I don’t know why Hollywood loves the bald black woman look, but it needs to end.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 10:26 am to DarthRebel
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Baywatch remake green lighted
There's potential for a slam-dunk hit if they cast Sydney Sweeney in the leading role.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 10:35 am to TigerAxeOK
Posted on 9/25/25 at 10:47 am to BoomerandSooner
Posted on 9/25/25 at 10:52 am to TigerAxeOK
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There's potential for a slam-dunk hit if they cast Sydney Sweeney in the leading role.
Record ratings if they did, well better than Jimmy Kimmel at least
Posted on 9/25/25 at 11:07 am to DarthRebel
Fat-arse Lizzo running in slow motion down the beach with a giant twinkie
Posted on 9/25/25 at 11:13 am to DarthRebel
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This post was edited on 9/27/25 at 6:26 am
Posted on 9/25/25 at 11:39 am to DarthRebel
It won’t be as good since California made chest hair illegal on men.
Damn, I feel like I just did a Gaucho.
Damn, I feel like I just did a Gaucho.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 11:46 am to dgnx6
Right next to an obese black girl in a skimpy sling style swimsuit.
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