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Babylon Bee: Ancestry.com Revokes Genealogies Of African Americans Who Don't Support Biden
Posted on 5/22/20 at 5:26 pm
Posted on 5/22/20 at 5:26 pm
https://babylonbee.com/news/ancestrycom-revokes-genealogies-of-african-americans-who-dont-support-biden
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LEHI, UT—Popular for-profit genealogy company Ancestry.com has revoked the family heritage of any African American who says they would not vote for Joe Biden. The company said they made the changes to reflect prevailing social beliefs about race and culture.
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"It used to be if your ancestors were from Africa and your skin was a darker pigment, then you were considered black," said Ancestry spokesperson Sheila Reinold. "Times have changed. What really determines a person's blackness now—beyond genes, DNA, family trees—is Joe Biden. Any other determiner of race is pure malarkey at this point."
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A frustrated Ancestry.com customer, Brian Jennings of Log Ridge, Kentucky says he logged in to find his account had been wiped clean and years of ancestral research had been deleted all because he said in a recent Facebook post that he didn't think he could bring himself to vote for "some 80-year old, white, dementia-riddled uncle creepy" for president.
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Posted on 5/22/20 at 5:28 pm to Contra
Posted on 5/22/20 at 5:28 pm to Contra
They work quick.
Posted on 5/22/20 at 5:28 pm to Contra
This has been a less than optimal day for Democrats.
Posted on 5/22/20 at 5:29 pm to Contra
I actually lol'd
Can we get snopes to fact check this?
Can we get snopes to fact check this?
This post was edited on 5/22/20 at 5:30 pm
Posted on 5/22/20 at 5:30 pm to KosmoCramer
Only good news for them is that it is a Friday on a holiday weekend, meaning a lot of this stuff could die off by Tuesday.
I wouldn’t count on it if I were them.
I wouldn’t count on it if I were them.
Posted on 5/22/20 at 5:31 pm to teke184
Love the Babylon Bee. They are like a polite and subtle Greg Gutfeld.
Posted on 5/22/20 at 5:38 pm to teke184
quote:with our media this will be long gone come Tuesday
Only good news for them is that it is a Friday on a holiday weekend, meaning a lot of this stuff could die off by Tuesday.
I wouldn’t count on it if I were them.
Posted on 5/22/20 at 5:39 pm to Contra
Downsides: can no longer dance and smaller penis
Upsides: higher credit score and not profiled by police
Upsides: higher credit score and not profiled by police
Posted on 5/22/20 at 5:41 pm to Pelican fan99
This story ain’t getting traditional media coverage.
It would require Twitter and other platforms to kill discussion of it.
It would require Twitter and other platforms to kill discussion of it.
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