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re: Average penis length has grown in 30 years — doctors call it ‘concerning

Posted on 2/18/23 at 6:15 am to
Posted by tivey6301
Member since Jul 2011
2001 posts
Posted on 2/18/23 at 6:15 am to
Another devastating effect of climate change....
Posted by BHS78
Member since May 2017
3428 posts
Posted on 2/18/23 at 6:18 am to
Probably due to all of the advertising from the penial enlargement ads.
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38591 posts
Posted on 2/18/23 at 6:23 am to
The internet caused this.


Dudes just jerk it more.

It’s a muscle.

It gets worked out; it grows.
This post was edited on 2/18/23 at 6:23 am
Posted by Partha
Member since Jan 2022
7701 posts
Posted on 2/18/23 at 6:29 am to
quote:

doctors call it ‘concerning

I've been doing my part to lower the mean.
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Member since Sep 2003
135576 posts
Posted on 2/18/23 at 6:38 am to
quote:

Suggesting some of the poor health habits of today are causing an increase seems ridiculous.
Bingo!

I suggest Global Warming as causative.

Medical science, anecdote, and Jason Alexander demonstrate an association of cold with shrinkage. It's known as Ronjeremy's Law.

The logical correlate should hold that climate warming equates to nonshrinkage, aka size increase.
Posted by BigMob
Georgia
Member since Oct 2021
7625 posts
Posted on 2/18/23 at 6:45 am to
quote:

: Researchers fear the phallic inflation is due to unhealthy habits, like binging junk food or being mostly sedentary, or even pollution.


I can’t respond to this thread while driving… OTW to the store to load up on Little Debbie Swiss Cakes and Skittles.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
37102 posts
Posted on 2/18/23 at 7:06 am to
They could get that back in line with adding a few Asians.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
42474 posts
Posted on 2/18/23 at 7:22 am to
So the news article is telling us that eating junk food and being lazy makes our units longer? That goes against everything we’ve been told about having a healthy diet and staying active.

It’s almost like they are trying to entice males to be unhealthy.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
80037 posts
Posted on 2/18/23 at 7:23 am to

About half of peer reviewed studies eventually turn out to be false.
Posted by LaMigra
Member since Nov 2022
2712 posts
Posted on 2/18/23 at 7:25 am to
fricking CIA strikes again with the disinformation!!

And I hear ZERO woman complaining about this issue if in fact it’s true, lolz
Posted by I Love Bama
Alabama
Member since Nov 2007
38421 posts
Posted on 2/18/23 at 7:28 am to
Girls are getting looser so evolution is helping us out
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
17929 posts
Posted on 2/18/23 at 7:29 am to
Question: How long is your penis?

Answer: Long enough.
Posted by timdonaghyswhistle
Member since Jul 2018
20797 posts
Posted on 2/18/23 at 7:29 am to
I wasn’t going to brag or anything…
Posted by markinkaty
Katy Tx
Member since Dec 2019
4507 posts
Posted on 2/18/23 at 7:46 am to
Jimmy Johnson for Extenze.
Posted by xGeauxLSUx
United States of Atrophy
Member since Oct 2008
22563 posts
Posted on 2/18/23 at 7:46 am to
quote:

So people are bigger dicks than they were 30 years ago. I could have you that without having to do any kind of medical study

They starting to gag you sooner?
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56125 posts
Posted on 2/18/23 at 7:59 am to
And not one woman who likes the penis is complaining.
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 2/18/23 at 8:13 am to
I once told my wife (no pictures) that I wanted some “strange”.
Her response, if you were 2 inches longer you’d get some strange.
Woe is me!
Posted by HughsWorkPhone
Member since Sep 2017
1440 posts
Posted on 2/18/23 at 8:17 am to
quote:

Your sample size from 30 years ago had too many smaller than average white dongs, and now changes in demographics are catching up with statistics to show a growing demographic of larger “darker” dongs.


If they did the same regions you’d think the difference would be more Hispanic dongs
Posted by Lutcher Lad
South of the Mason-Dixon Line
Member since Sep 2009
7125 posts
Posted on 2/18/23 at 8:21 am to
A working friend used to say that if they keep letting those little Chinese guys in as part of the study, within the next 20 years or so he would be considered to be "hung like a horse"!
Posted by Jax Teller
Member since Aug 2018
4521 posts
Posted on 2/18/23 at 8:47 am to
*checks drawers

Fake news :(
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