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re: Assume we take Greenland, what is the best way to do it, what do we offer?
Posted on 1/7/26 at 9:49 pm to bamadontcare
Posted on 1/7/26 at 9:49 pm to bamadontcare
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Trump will offer them a mineral deal. They will take it and let him put
however many military installations there that he wants to.
That’s all he wants and the media will never figure him out
this right here.
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Posted on 1/7/26 at 10:01 pm to jeffsdad
Maybe it goes down like the Mexican-American War. We fight, we win, and take over their country via our military. Then we PAY THEM money for the land we want to keep.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 10:04 pm to jeffsdad
This will be one hell of a state of the union address in a few weeks.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 10:09 pm to Bestbank Tiger
Have a plebiscite. Bribe the voters. Or move in “new Greenlanders” to vote. Like the Dims do with illegal aliens here.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 10:15 pm to jeffsdad
It also has massive amounts of untapped mineral resources.
It’s hard to overestimate the return off that
It’s hard to overestimate the return off that
Posted on 1/7/26 at 10:15 pm to Lynxrufus2012
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Have a plebiscite. Bribe the voters. Or move in “new Greenlanders” to vote. Like the Dims do with illegal aliens here.
And like the Soviets are doing in the Donbas.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 10:22 pm to jeffsdad
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It has a population of 56.000 people, less than Bossier City.
Out the gate, a lower percent of social diseases compared to BC is a bonus.
Pay them to put illegals up there. No prisons for the drug dealers, put them with the polar bears.
Pay existing inhabitants 50k a year for 10 years, 25k after until death. Have them vote on it.
F the Danes, they don't get shite if the Greenlanders vote for it.
Add a Cane’s and a Best Stop.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 10:28 pm to jeffsdad
Park the Atlantic Fleet off their coast and tell em we start bombing in five minutes.
Posted on 1/7/26 at 10:42 pm to geauxbrown
That's my thinking. Sign here and we won't kill you.
Rodo
Rodo
Posted on 1/7/26 at 11:01 pm to jeffsdad
We make a deal with the people of Greenland. They get free of Denmark and some of the last colonization.
And money.
They vote for independence and join us for $1 million each.
And money.
They vote for independence and join us for $1 million each.
This post was edited on 1/7/26 at 11:02 pm
Posted on 1/8/26 at 10:21 pm to bamadontcare
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Trump will offer them a mineral deal
The purpose of this is making some unknown Trump toadie rich off the minerals. That toadie isn't giving it up.
Also, how do you give them what they already own?
Posted on 1/8/26 at 10:27 pm to jeffsdad
Million dollars to each resident. Jobs
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