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re: Area 51 is on Fire

Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:47 pm to
Posted by OchoDedos
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:47 pm to
Paging Slim Whitman... Paging Slim Whitman
Posted by BoarEd
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:49 pm to
A little ways to the north of Groom Lake.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 7:56 pm to
Here’s an actual map. Which way is fire heading and you say its north of 51?

Posted by KingOrange
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:02 pm to
Swamp Gas
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:10 pm to
Area 51 is on fire!!!!!


But not really.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

Area 51 is on fire!!!!!


But not really.


Are you unable to read or something?
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:13 pm to
Read exactly as it was written.

quote:

This fire isn't within the Groom Lake base proper, but is in the broadened perimeter that surrounds Area 51.


Title was misleading.

This post was edited on 8/3/26 at 8:14 pm
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:15 pm to
No it wasn't. The fire is in Area 51. I was just letting it be known that it isn't in the Groom Lake facility. The base is pretty large.

So yeah, you don't seem to read well.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:24 pm to
quote:

, you don't seem to read well.


Ok, if that helps you sleep better tonight.

I don't read very well.
Posted by theballguy
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:26 pm to
Burning alien bodies.
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:28 pm to
What's wild is to think about how the government was finally forced to admit that this base even existed. It was because they were burning chemicals in open air pits and soldiers were dying from it. Until their families sued the government over it the government vehemently denied this place even existed.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 8:30 pm to
quote:

Burning alien bodies.


What if the aliens beamed some dead bodies from their home planet to earth to burn?
Posted by ArHog
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Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:02 pm to
quote:

What if the aliens beamed some dead bodies from their home planet to earth to burn?


Up in this mf'er on the second page


Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

Right. I've got two wildfire threads up currently. Crazy shite.

We're in the middle of a very active wildfire season, you could have a dozen wildfire threads if you wanted.

One in Idaho ran 20 miles yesterday. Another in Utah ran 9 miles. Just to the west around 8 miles or so from Area 51 is a fire that started 11 days ago and is now approaching 38,000 acres and is 0% contained. It is burning just south of (actually partly within) the fire scar from an even larger fire from last year.

The other fire near Area 51 has been burning for 9 days and is 40% contained , jumping 10% from yesterday. The wind is favorable and blowing away from the base.

We are to the point where resources are stretched very thin. As the saying goes, "Trees don't vote.", so what can be allowed to burn under low risk to life and property will be allowed to burn, as it should be, managed as beneficial fire even if it is happening amidst a heightened fire season.
Posted by NorthEndZone
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:29 pm to
There is one about 10 miles west and another about 10 miles NE.

NIFC Fire Map
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:50 pm to
Someone turned up the laser array too high.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

Up in this mf'er on the second page



Was thinking perhaps the aliens home planet has a planet-wide burn ban in effect.
Posted by ArHog
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Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:55 pm to
quote:

Was thinking perhaps the aliens home planet has a planet-wide burn ban in effect.


I heard Mars was hot af


Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

I heard Mars was hot af




Don’t ask, don’t tell

Posted by BigTigerJoe
Member since Aug 2022
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Posted on 8/3/26 at 10:20 pm to
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