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Anyone want to make a new bourbon
Posted on 7/31/26 at 7:52 pm
Posted on 7/31/26 at 7:52 pm
I want to call it the Fauci Fifth
Gift set comes with a journal to record drinking activities and a shot glass with the phrase “a shot can’t hurt you”
I don’t know how to make bourbon. Just drink it. Need help pls
Anyone who steals this idea I demand 10% royalties
Gift set comes with a journal to record drinking activities and a shot glass with the phrase “a shot can’t hurt you”
I don’t know how to make bourbon. Just drink it. Need help pls
Anyone who steals this idea I demand 10% royalties
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 7:53 pm to deltaland
It can come packaged with a mask on a flask....
... I'll take 5%...
... I'll take 5%...
Posted on 7/31/26 at 8:10 pm to SallysHuman
Hard to justify the amount of shelf territory it would take up given the required 6 foot spacing
Posted on 7/31/26 at 8:11 pm to Bwmdx
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Hard to justify the amount of shelf territory it would take up given the required 6 foot spacing
You win.
Posted on 7/31/26 at 8:11 pm to deltaland
“It’s made with Science, just trust us”
“No need for testing, we rushed it out of the distillery and you can’t sue them if it poisons you.”
“i AM the Bourbon”
“Hey Homos, drink this to get rid of AIDS it totally won’t make this worse I promise”
“No need for testing, we rushed it out of the distillery and you can’t sue them if it poisons you.”
“i AM the Bourbon”
“Hey Homos, drink this to get rid of AIDS it totally won’t make this worse I promise”
This post was edited on 7/31/26 at 8:16 pm
Posted on 7/31/26 at 8:22 pm to SallysHuman
probably would not kill you ....but could blind you and give you the "jake leg"
Posted on 7/31/26 at 8:23 pm to deltaland
quote:
I don’t know how to make bourbon. Just drink it. Need help pls
My brandy is the best. 150 proof.
Posted on 7/31/26 at 8:32 pm to ShoeBang
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“i AM the Bourbon”
Good one!
Posted on 7/31/26 at 11:00 pm to deltaland
Posted on 7/31/26 at 11:10 pm to deltaland
It can’t be made in any kind of a lab.
Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:04 am to deltaland
Does it come with a free booster and mask?
Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:23 am to deltaland
Brah, we did Fauci 5ths by da shot in 2020. Not supporting anything about him. HATE dat weasel as much as anyone. Would kill...
I hope your bourbon succeeds, need help?
I hope your bourbon succeeds, need help?
Posted on 8/1/26 at 12:39 am to Bwmdx
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Hard to justify the amount of shelf territory it would take up given the required 6 foot spacing
Don't forget saving enough room for face masks, including those made of materials sure to stop a viral pathogen such as old t shirts, underwear, and bedsheets (or you might be able to sell them on ETSY).
Posted on 8/1/26 at 8:12 am to AquaAg84
Would have to contain a piece of sh!? In the bottom of every bottle
Posted on 8/1/26 at 8:17 am to deltaland
Has to be at least 51% corn to be considered bourbon. And no charcoal filtering like Jack Daniels. Jack isn’t bourbon. It’s sour mash.
Posted on 8/1/26 at 8:20 am to deltaland
Instead of shot glasses, it comes with a syringe and needles.
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