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re: All Female Blue Origin Crew Lifts Off in an Hour

Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:50 am to
Posted by seedmonster77
Member since Feb 2025
261 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:50 am to
Not to be a conspiracy theorist, but who says they are even in that rocket. Just about anything can be faked today.
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21747 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:50 am to
quote:

Nate Burleson has been emasculated. Nate and the bald wimpy guy on CBS Morning (Gayle King's show that Oprah hooked her up with) are talking about tearing up and their emotions. Gayle is officially an astronaut it seems.


I'm going to have DomoAI generate a video of them taking their shirts off and having big ole fake tittays.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22475 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:50 am to
quote:

Nate Burleson


huge virtue-signalling pussy
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
33358 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:51 am to
bc its being passed off as some major milestone for humanity and not a girls tourism trip to space
Posted by Lieutenant Dan
Member since Jan 2009
8444 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:51 am to
quote:

It’s fine…



Need a tissue?
Posted by VOR
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2009
68823 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 8:58 am to
WTF is wrong with you?
Posted by STEVED00
Member since May 2007
23159 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 9:07 am to
My understanding is that Blue Origin provides a trip to space for paying customers. Is there something different happening here?
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
9505 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 9:09 am to
In order to cross over Nate had to give up his balls and his arse. He was acting different even before he left the NFL network.
Posted by VOR
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2009
68823 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 9:13 am to
Just because it’s being covered by the media doesn’t mean it’s being passed off as some milestone in space exploration.

It’s been made perfectly clear that this is space tourism… with celebrities.
Posted by rphtx
CO
Member since Apr 2018
1568 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 9:20 am to
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OMG, OMG, look at the moon!


She actually said 'oh my goddess, look at the moon.'
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
14024 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 9:22 am to
It looks like they made it and are already back. A million dollars to spend five minutes in space? LMAO. If you have that kind of money to waste, get Elon to give you a three-day vacation in Polar orbit.
Posted by Pezzo
Member since Aug 2020
3006 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 9:23 am to
there was on woman who brought a piece o f paper that was a promise to her self that if she gave up her dream of being an astronaut to fight for rights that she would return to her dream.
"never never give up"
"you're finally an astronaut"

political theater much?

Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
33358 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 9:25 am to
So then no need to highlight how it’s all female then right? People lined up crying and watching would suggest they been fooled into thinking this is something more than a ride
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
10204 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 9:25 am to

Anyone can Sign up here

And throw down your $150k deposit. Not sure what the full cost is.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25824 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 9:28 am to
They made the comment - "What these women have been training for"

What kind of training does this take? Strap in, enjoy what men built, ignore it looks like a large penis
Posted by Lieutenant Dan
Member since Jan 2009
8444 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 9:28 am to
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get Elon to give you a three-day vacation in Polar orbit.



Or better yet, since they want to cosplay as explorers, put them in that ezy-bake oven and send them 12,000 ft below sea level to check out the titanic.

VOR can be their captain.
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25824 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 9:30 am to
Such a woman trip, yelling "Oh my goddess". So much wokeness
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
42364 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 9:32 am to
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because, ya know, a flying vagina just won't cut it."


Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
25824 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 9:34 am to
Blue Origin is not very precise on their booster landing.
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
23151 posts
Posted on 4/14/25 at 9:36 am to
They arent a crew

They are passengers on an automated flight
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