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911 in 5 Minutes
Posted on 9/11/18 at 5:11 pm
Posted on 9/11/18 at 5:11 pm
911 in 5 Minutes
TRANSCRIPT: On the morning of September 11, 2001, 19 men armed with boxcutters directed by a man on dialysis in a cave fortress halfway around the world using a satellite phone and a laptop directed the most sophisticated penetration of the most heavily-defended airspace in the world, overpowering the passengers and the military combat-trained pilots on 4 commercial aircraft before flying those planes wildly off course for over an hour without being molested by a single fighter interceptor.
These 19 hijackers, devout religious fundamentalists who liked to drink alcohol, snort cocaine, and live with pink-haired strippers, managed to knock down 3 buildings with 2 planes in New York, while in Washington a pilot who couldn’t handle a single engine Cessna was able to fly a 757 in an 8,000 foot descending 270 degree corskscrew turn to come exactly level with the ground, hitting the Pentagon in the budget analyst office where DoD staffers were working on the mystery of the 2.3 trillion dollars that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld had announced “missing” from the Pentagon’s coffers in a press conference the day before, on September 10, 2001.
Luckily, the news anchors knew who did it within minutes, the pundits knew within hours, the Administration knew within the day, and the evidence literally fell into the FBI’s lap. But for some reason a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists demanded an investigation into the greatest attack on American soil in history.
The investigation was delayed, underfunded, set up to fail, a conflict of interest and a cover up from start to finish. It was based on testimony extracted through torture, the records of which were destroyed. It failed to mention the existence of WTC7, Able Danger, Ptech, Sibel Edmonds, OBL and the CIA, and the drills of hijacked aircraft being flown into buildings that were being simulated at the precise same time that those events were actually happening. It was lied to by the Pentagon, the CIA, the Bush Administration and as for Bush and Cheney…well, no one knows what they told it because they testified in secret, off the record, not under oath and behind closed doors. It didn’t bother to look at who funded the attacks because that question is of “little practical significance“. Still, the 9/11 Commission did brilliantly, answering all of the questions the public had (except most of the victims’ family members’ questions) and pinned blame on all the people responsible (although no one so much as lost their job), determining the attacks were “a failure of imagination” because “I don’t think anyone could envision flying airplanes into buildings ” except the Pentagon and FEMA and NORAD and the NRO.
The DIA destroyed 2.5 TB of data on Able Danger, but that’s OK because it probably wasn’t important.
The SEC destroyed their records on the investigation into the insider trading before the attacks, but that’s OK because destroying the records of the largest investigation in SEC history is just part of routine record keeping.
NIST has classified the data that they used for their model of WTC7’s collapse, but that’s OK because knowing how they made their model of that collapse would “jeopardize public safety“.
The FBI has argued that all material related to their investigation of 9/11 should be kept secret from the public, but that’s OK because the FBI probably has nothing to hide.
This man never existed, nor is anything he had to say worthy of your attention, and if you say otherwise you are a paranoid conspiracy theorist and deserve to be shunned by all of humanity. Likewise him, him, him, and her. (and her and her and him).
Osama Bin Laden lived in a cave fortress in the hills of Afghanistan, but somehow got away. Then he was hiding out in Tora Bora but somehow got away. Then he lived in Abottabad for years, taunting the most comprehensive intelligence dragnet employing the most sophisticated technology in the history of the world for 10 years, releasing video after video with complete impunity (and getting younger and younger as he did so), before finally being found in a daring SEAL team raid which wasn’t recorded on video, in which he didn’t resist or use his wife as a human shield, and in which these crack special forces operatives panicked and killed this unarmed man, supposedly the best source of intelligence about those dastardly terrorists on the planet. Then they dumped his body in the ocean before telling anyone about it. Then a couple dozen of that team’s members died in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan.
This is the story of 9/11, brought to you by the media which told you the hard truths about JFK and incubator babies and mobile production facilities and the rescue of Jessica Lynch.
If you have any questions about this story…you are a batshit, paranoid, tinfoil, dog-abusing baby-hater and will be reviled by everyone. If you love your country and/or freedom, happiness, rainbows, rock and roll, puppy dogs, apple pie and your grandma, you will never ever express doubts about any part of this story to anyone. Ever.
TRANSCRIPT: On the morning of September 11, 2001, 19 men armed with boxcutters directed by a man on dialysis in a cave fortress halfway around the world using a satellite phone and a laptop directed the most sophisticated penetration of the most heavily-defended airspace in the world, overpowering the passengers and the military combat-trained pilots on 4 commercial aircraft before flying those planes wildly off course for over an hour without being molested by a single fighter interceptor.
These 19 hijackers, devout religious fundamentalists who liked to drink alcohol, snort cocaine, and live with pink-haired strippers, managed to knock down 3 buildings with 2 planes in New York, while in Washington a pilot who couldn’t handle a single engine Cessna was able to fly a 757 in an 8,000 foot descending 270 degree corskscrew turn to come exactly level with the ground, hitting the Pentagon in the budget analyst office where DoD staffers were working on the mystery of the 2.3 trillion dollars that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld had announced “missing” from the Pentagon’s coffers in a press conference the day before, on September 10, 2001.
Luckily, the news anchors knew who did it within minutes, the pundits knew within hours, the Administration knew within the day, and the evidence literally fell into the FBI’s lap. But for some reason a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists demanded an investigation into the greatest attack on American soil in history.
The investigation was delayed, underfunded, set up to fail, a conflict of interest and a cover up from start to finish. It was based on testimony extracted through torture, the records of which were destroyed. It failed to mention the existence of WTC7, Able Danger, Ptech, Sibel Edmonds, OBL and the CIA, and the drills of hijacked aircraft being flown into buildings that were being simulated at the precise same time that those events were actually happening. It was lied to by the Pentagon, the CIA, the Bush Administration and as for Bush and Cheney…well, no one knows what they told it because they testified in secret, off the record, not under oath and behind closed doors. It didn’t bother to look at who funded the attacks because that question is of “little practical significance“. Still, the 9/11 Commission did brilliantly, answering all of the questions the public had (except most of the victims’ family members’ questions) and pinned blame on all the people responsible (although no one so much as lost their job), determining the attacks were “a failure of imagination” because “I don’t think anyone could envision flying airplanes into buildings ” except the Pentagon and FEMA and NORAD and the NRO.
The DIA destroyed 2.5 TB of data on Able Danger, but that’s OK because it probably wasn’t important.
The SEC destroyed their records on the investigation into the insider trading before the attacks, but that’s OK because destroying the records of the largest investigation in SEC history is just part of routine record keeping.
NIST has classified the data that they used for their model of WTC7’s collapse, but that’s OK because knowing how they made their model of that collapse would “jeopardize public safety“.
The FBI has argued that all material related to their investigation of 9/11 should be kept secret from the public, but that’s OK because the FBI probably has nothing to hide.
This man never existed, nor is anything he had to say worthy of your attention, and if you say otherwise you are a paranoid conspiracy theorist and deserve to be shunned by all of humanity. Likewise him, him, him, and her. (and her and her and him).
Osama Bin Laden lived in a cave fortress in the hills of Afghanistan, but somehow got away. Then he was hiding out in Tora Bora but somehow got away. Then he lived in Abottabad for years, taunting the most comprehensive intelligence dragnet employing the most sophisticated technology in the history of the world for 10 years, releasing video after video with complete impunity (and getting younger and younger as he did so), before finally being found in a daring SEAL team raid which wasn’t recorded on video, in which he didn’t resist or use his wife as a human shield, and in which these crack special forces operatives panicked and killed this unarmed man, supposedly the best source of intelligence about those dastardly terrorists on the planet. Then they dumped his body in the ocean before telling anyone about it. Then a couple dozen of that team’s members died in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan.
This is the story of 9/11, brought to you by the media which told you the hard truths about JFK and incubator babies and mobile production facilities and the rescue of Jessica Lynch.
If you have any questions about this story…you are a batshit, paranoid, tinfoil, dog-abusing baby-hater and will be reviled by everyone. If you love your country and/or freedom, happiness, rainbows, rock and roll, puppy dogs, apple pie and your grandma, you will never ever express doubts about any part of this story to anyone. Ever.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 5:18 pm to OG Supreme
At least include the sources if you’re going to post this LINK
Posted on 9/11/18 at 5:20 pm to OG Supreme
Here come the truthers.
This post was edited on 9/11/18 at 5:55 pm
Posted on 9/11/18 at 5:20 pm to OG Supreme
Osama bin laden was a character played by Barack obama in his cia days
Posted on 9/11/18 at 5:21 pm to Who_Dat_Tiger
I posted the video from the sources official youtube account and copy/pasted the transcript from the site you linked.
I hardly think it warranted the post you made, but regardless, thanks for providing a link to the transcript.
I hardly think it warranted the post you made, but regardless, thanks for providing a link to the transcript.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 5:24 pm to OG Supreme
I remember a few years ago a poster here talked about how he was in tower 7 on the morning of 9/11. He worked for the government and was doing a project for the cia and been on the phone with them that morning. He left for the day and said that the tower fell literally a couple of hours after he rigged the beams with c4
Posted on 9/11/18 at 5:25 pm to el Gaucho
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Osama bin laden was a character played by Barack obama in his cia days
This is obvious.
Has anyone ever seen them in the same room at the same time?
Posted on 9/11/18 at 5:25 pm to OG Supreme
Kill yourself.
In a Hegelian dialectic.
In a Hegelian dialectic.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 5:28 pm to el Gaucho
quote:
He left for the day and said that the tower fell literally a couple of hours after he rigged the beams with c4
He was also very popular at the Starbucks down the street from the towers. He had a lot of ladies trying to get in his rags because they found his weird accent to be mesmerizing.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 5:29 pm to el Gaucho
quote:
. He left for the day and said that the tower fell literally a couple of hours after he rigged the beams with c4
Luckily he got out in time.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 5:41 pm to OG Supreme
quote:
19 men armed with boxcutters directed by a man on dialysis in a cave fortress halfway around the world using a satellite phone and a laptop
Not directed, funded. KSM directed the operation.
quote:
the most sophisticated penetration of the most heavily-defended airspace in the world
To call this statement disingenuous would be an understatement.
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military combat-trained pilots
I love this wording trying to frame the 50+ year old former air force pilots like they should have dropped the controls and jumped out of their seats with a swinging side kick to the armed hijackers face.
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flying those planes wildly off course for over an hour without being molested by a single fighter interceptor.
Yeah, stopped reading here.
Forgot how much of a complete waste of time it is trying to argue with these people.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 5:45 pm to geauxtigahs87
Asking a devout military person to accept this, or even to open their perspectives to the tangible information is like asking a 4 year old on Christmas to accept that there is no Santa.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 5:47 pm to OG Supreme
Asking people who understand how the world works is like asking people who understand how the world works to believe in a massive and implausible conspiracy theory.
The best part is that the conspiracy theorists never publicly propose an alternate theory. Those would be stupider than anything they’ve typed before. And deep down, they know it.
The best part is that the conspiracy theorists never publicly propose an alternate theory. Those would be stupider than anything they’ve typed before. And deep down, they know it.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 5:49 pm to OG Supreme
Who's alter are you? You've been on the site for less than one month and already have 200+ posts.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 5:54 pm to the808bass
quote:
Asking people who understand how the world works is like asking people who understand how the world works to believe in a massive and implausible conspiracy theory.
The best part is that the conspiracy theorists never publicly propose an alternate theory. Those would be stupider than anything they’ve typed before. And deep down, they know it.
Only a poorly adjusted person would suggest that a regular civilian, or in this case, any one person, could articulate exactly what happened on that day.
I'm good with knowing that we didn't get the truth and I'm good with the MOUNTAIN of evidence in support of that and the massive amounts of beneficiaries.
What 'exactly' happened, and who exactly did it isn't of my absolute concern. I know where I'd place my bet but it's far from the most important element to this.
The truth is most people on BOTH sides of this debate are ill-equipped to really talk about it in a real way.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 5:56 pm to OG Supreme
Who do you think actually planned and enacted this act of terror? When do suppose the planning started?
Posted on 9/11/18 at 6:05 pm to OG Supreme
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tangible information
Either you didn't watch your video, or this doesn't mean what you think it means.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 6:06 pm to geauxtigahs87
quote:
tangible information
Either you didn't watch your video, or this doesn't mean what you think it means.
Not surprising a military person would take that sentence and think I was referring to just what's in this 5 minute video - which is far from an academic approach. The point of the video is to simply mock the official story, much in the way comedians enlighten the masses through their mocking perspective of the-way-things-are.
This post was edited on 9/11/18 at 6:08 pm
Posted on 9/11/18 at 6:28 pm to OG Supreme
quote:
Not surprising a military person would take that sentence and think I was referring to just what's in this 5 minute video - which is far from an academic approach.
Given your habit of making generalizations, I don't think my assumption was that off base.
Posted on 9/11/18 at 6:36 pm to geauxtigahs87
quote:
Given your habit of making generalizations, I don't think my assumption was that off base.
You should be ashamed to suggest that the "mountain of tangible evidence" that I referenced was solely in this mock-style 5 minute video.
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