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Posted on 5/3/19 at 2:29 pm to fillmoregandt
If TODAY.com had a comments section this would be the Story of the Year
Posted on 5/3/19 at 2:31 pm to VoxDawg
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The carefully crafted dish, however, isn't some maniacal, pro-keto joke. Dick Chmeller, a watercraft engineer from Cardiff, U.K., told TODAY Food that he created the dish to impress his wife, Melanie Chmeller-Smith, and her new friend, Omar Pasha, whom he was meeting for the first time. As he was planning the meal, Chmeller “panicked” when he learned that Pasha follows a strictly vegan diet.
Nope, it's not a pro-keto joke- maybe maniacal tho.
Posted on 5/3/19 at 2:36 pm to piggilicious
Y'all member when the Chan's called in an actual air strike for the Russian airforce in Syria?
I member.
Good times.
I member.
Good times.
Posted on 5/3/19 at 2:41 pm to VoxDawg
wow.
I wish zee russians vould call schiff for brains again.
I wish zee russians vould call schiff for brains again.
Posted on 5/3/19 at 2:43 pm to Vecchio Cane
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"Behold this beautifully layered, un-tossed salad"
Damn, I spit coke out my nose on that one...
Posted on 5/3/19 at 2:46 pm to The Maj
This is the hardest I’ve laughed at anything on this board this year
Posted on 5/3/19 at 2:47 pm to VoxDawg
I'm from the Department of Not Getting It.
Look my sister has a layered bean dip recipe, with lots of lettuce. Looks a lot like that photo. (And it is a damn good bean dip, though I sprinkle Cayenne Pepper on it before I eat.)
I can easily imagine myself coming up with some similar dish to that photo (though I wouldn't make one so big as a first-go).
"Dick Chmeller." Got it. But what's the joke? Not sure why something like this is supposed to be funny. Or even a troll issue, I can totally imagine a story like "Want to try something new for summer? This layered lettuce salad might be just the thing to get the kids to eat some veggies."
Look my sister has a layered bean dip recipe, with lots of lettuce. Looks a lot like that photo. (And it is a damn good bean dip, though I sprinkle Cayenne Pepper on it before I eat.)
I can easily imagine myself coming up with some similar dish to that photo (though I wouldn't make one so big as a first-go).
"Dick Chmeller." Got it. But what's the joke? Not sure why something like this is supposed to be funny. Or even a troll issue, I can totally imagine a story like "Want to try something new for summer? This layered lettuce salad might be just the thing to get the kids to eat some veggies."
Posted on 5/3/19 at 2:47 pm to VoxDawg
"Chmeller and his wife enjoyed the veggie dish with a dollop of light Hellmann’s mayonnaise on top, while Pasha opted for an egg-free vinaigrette to add some flavor."
Posted on 5/3/19 at 2:49 pm to piggilicious
quote:
Dick Chmeller, a watercraft engineer
Subtle???
Posted on 5/3/19 at 2:50 pm to t00f
Posted on 5/3/19 at 2:52 pm to The Maj
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"Behold this beautifully layered, un-tossed salad"
Damn, I spit coke out my nose on that one...
Ah, I'm getting it now. Apparently you have to follow the ever-changing world of slang, or frequent the Urban Dictionary site to get this.
Thing is, some of us just don't care enough about this kind of thing to even know what it means. Dirty Sanchez? I looked that up once because I saw the phrase a few times.
Didn't seem particularly funny. Or even shocking.
So "Tossed Salad." WTF sexual act does this refer to?
Posted on 5/3/19 at 2:52 pm to Sunbeam
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I'm from the Department of Not Getting It.
His wife's boyfriend?
He lost most of his junk in an accident.
Why is he making supper for his wife's boyfriend?
Posted on 5/3/19 at 2:54 pm to Sunbeam
Posted on 5/3/19 at 2:54 pm to Sunbeam
quote:
So "Tossed Salad." WTF sexual act does this refer to?
obvious troll is obvious
Posted on 5/3/19 at 2:55 pm to MrLarson
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His wife's boyfriend?
He lost most of his junk in an accident.
Why is he making supper for his wife's boyfriend?
? You read those kinds of articles that closely?
I'm more "That looks good. Is there a recipe to go with that photo?"
Posted on 5/3/19 at 2:56 pm to Sunbeam
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I'm more "That looks good. Is there a recipe to go with that photo?"
Then your sense of humor is busted... prayers sent...
Posted on 5/3/19 at 2:59 pm to Sunbeam
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So "Tossed Salad." WTF sexual act does this refer to?
I'm a 47 year old woman (aka delicate flower or bad arse super hero- depending on your politics
) and I know what the heck that is, get with the times, Paw. 
Posted on 5/3/19 at 3:00 pm to VoxDawg
Posted on 5/3/19 at 3:03 pm to Vecchio Cane
quote:
Dick Chmeller, a watercraft engineer.
His wife Melanie Chmeller-Smith
and her new friend, Omar Pasha, who Dick was meeting for the first time
"Behold this beautifully layered, un-tossed salad"
God, this is funnier than when those guys had that waitress calling for Mike Hunt on the loudspeaker in that old Porky's movie
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