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re: 4Chan Poster Convinces NBC's Today Show That 'Lasagna Salad' Is a Thing

Posted on 5/3/19 at 4:05 pm to
Posted by indianswim
Plano, TX
Member since Jan 2010
18756 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

Dick Chmeller, a watercraft engineer.

His wife Melanie Chmeller-Smith

and her new friend, Omar Pasha, who Dick was meeting for the first time

"Behold this beautifully layered, un-tossed salad"


There really is a lot packed in here. Beautiful.
Posted by Nguyener
Kame House
Member since Mar 2013
20603 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

by Sunbeam
I'm from the Department of Not Getting It.

Look my sister has a layered bean dip recipe, with lots of lettuce. Looks a lot like that photo. (And it is a damn good bean dip, though I sprinkle Cayenne Pepper on it before I eat.)

I can easily imagine myself coming up with some similar dish to that photo (though I wouldn't make one so big as a first-go).

"Dick Chmeller." Got it. But what's the joke? Not sure why something like this is supposed to be funny. Or even a troll issue, I can totally imagine a story like "Want to try something new for summer? This layered lettuce salad might be just the thing to get the kids to eat some veggies."


Jesus Christ, dude. Really?
Posted by Mike the Tiger 1999
Weston, Florida
Member since Jul 2009
1839 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 4:14 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/3/19 at 4:16 pm
Posted by Tunasntigers92
The Boot
Member since Sep 2014
23658 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 4:19 pm to
There are some wizards on 4chan
Posted by BamaNixon
Stumptown
Member since Nov 2010
3266 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 5:01 pm to
I finally understand this board. The boards being hero-worshipped (4chan and 8chan) here are 90% shitposts, lolicon, and straight up child porn, inhabited by people who find solace on r/incels. If you are over 15 and still visit any -chan for any reason, you might want to consider your life choices. If you're 15 or under, you should still consider your life choices, but that's probably something that can wait until you're a bit older.
Posted by timdonaghyswhistle
Member since Jul 2018
16279 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 5:04 pm to
Pissing you off is just a bonus.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
14983 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

I finally understand this board. The boards being hero-worshipped (4chan and 8chan) here are 90% shitposts, lolicon, and straight up child porn, inhabited by people who find solace on r/incels. If you are over 15 and still visit any -chan for any reason, you might want to consider your life choices. If you're 15 or under, you should still consider your life choices, but that's probably something that can wait until you're a bit older.





Now this is how you melt folks

Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
59747 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 5:23 pm to
quote:

BamaNixon


Do they just give you a copy of Everything I Know About 8chan, I Learned from MSNBC, or do you have to log a certain number of hours of Morning Joe/Maddow before you earn it?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90554 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 6:41 pm to
4chan is the best thing to happen to the Internet
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
70997 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 6:44 pm to
quote:

April 29, 2019, 3:41 PM CDT / Updated April 30, 2019, 8:41 AM CDT / Source: TODAY

By TODAY

Correction: We have determined that a story originally posted here about so-called “salad lasagna” contained information that was false, stemming from an internet hoax. The story has now been removed.

TODAY




Dumb of them.

Why not just remove the backstory and publish the recipe? It's still a valid recipe.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9275 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

I finally understand this board.

I finally know who BamaNixon is...


Kurt Eichenwald
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 7:42 pm to
You and sunbeam should get together and spoon with his dogs.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
57898 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 7:48 pm to
They finally found out it was a hoax!


Posted by Sunbeam
Member since Dec 2016
2612 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

You and sunbeam should get together and spoon with his dogs.




I've been patiently waiting for something to respond to.

That's not it. I'll check back in an hour or two.
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 5/3/19 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

quote:
"Behold this beautifully layered, un-tossed salad"


Damn, I spit coke out my nose on that one...


Don't waste the drugs.
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
59747 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 4:15 pm to
Damn, they finally had to journalism. Disappointing.
Posted by bucknut
Lufkin, Texas
Member since Dec 2013
1809 posts
Posted on 5/4/19 at 4:50 pm to
quote:

The boards being hero-worshipped (4chan and 8chan) here are 90% shitposts, lolicon, and straight up child porn


Porn isn't even allowed on either /pol/. You're thinking of /b/ 10 plus years ago.
Posted by BamaNixon
Stumptown
Member since Nov 2010
3266 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 10:45 am to
quote:

Do they just give you a copy of Everything I Know About 8chan, I Learned from MSNBC, or do you have to log a certain number of hours of Morning Joe/Maddow before you earn it?


I feel relatively confident that this isn't a real question, but I'll answer it anyway. I learned about the chans from going there and posting on them, when I was an early teen. It was "edgy" and funny for a 13-15 year old, and it probably still is. I kept reading /mu/ for a while after that, and will still hit up the /mu/ essentials wiki if I want an introduction to a certain type of music. If you're over 20 and still reading/referencing the chans, the you and I probably won't have much to talk about, as it will take more time than I'm willing to put into this board to convince me that you're not an emotionally stunted man-child.
Posted by BamaNixon
Stumptown
Member since Nov 2010
3266 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 10:47 am to
quote:

Porn isn't even allowed on either /pol/. You're thinking of /b/ 10 plus years ago.



Yeah, probably. Because I was a kid that visited 4chan back then. Now, I'm an adult that doesn't hang out on the chans.

And lol at "not allowed." Are the chans now the best moderated message boards on the internet?
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
59747 posts
Posted on 5/6/19 at 10:59 am to
quote:

If you're over 20 and still reading/referencing the chans, the you and I probably won't have much to talk about, as it will take more time than I'm willing to put into this board to convince me that you're not an emotionally stunted man-child.


#SoBrave #SoWoke
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