The whorish ways of women will kill us all. RE: Ebola

We know that Ebola can be spread through kissing and sexual contact. This is how the disease will spread across the United States. What are the three sluttiest occupations you know?

Nurses- We all know these girls are huge sloots. I mean, who hasn't banged a nurse in their day? And of course they are the ones that are most likely to come into close contact with an infected person. And apparently the ones most likely to not follow PPE protocol and get themselves infected. Hell, I bet that the nurse in Dallas has banged 3 or 4 guys before realizing she was infected. What if one of them was say, an airline pilot? We know he travels all over the world and the next night he bangs a......


Flight attendant- Well known as one of the sluttiest groups on the planet. Normally I would applaud their efforts but in this case I think they need to keep their legs closed for a few months until this thing dies down. But we all know they won't. These whores travel to a new city everynight and bang a new guy everynight. It's practically SOP for these chicks. Now one of these infected sluts bangs a married man one night who is out of town on business. And this married man is married to a......

Teacher- Enough said