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re: Wild hogs tearing up my backyard

Posted on 8/9/17 at 2:44 am to
Posted by CroTigerXIII
The Cro
Member since Dec 2009
1422 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 2:44 am to
Roger that....understandable.

You bet your bottom dollar I'd still be slipping some arrows in their ribs.

A. Put your HOA's presidents name on the flething
B. Slip and arrow in one or four of em
C. Profit
D. No matter what, don't go inspect your harvest.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 4:49 am to
Welcome to the club of a ripped up yard OP.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
76732 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 5:55 am to
quote:

I don't think my neighbor's nor my home owners association will appreciate me shooting up the neighborhood.


Then learn how to shoot and don't do that.
Posted by rgsa
La.
Member since May 2015
2651 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 6:53 am to
HOA would support 'hog removal' here. That yard can't be all chopped up!
Posted by BB1977
Member since Nov 2012
161 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:29 am to
Depending on where you live there's a number you can call. I think it's 1-800-Imapussy. Think they will ship you a dildo for your aching vagina! Seriously just shoot the damn things. Screw the HOA!
Posted by Barneyrb
NELA
Member since May 2016
6351 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:34 am to
quote:

I live in a gated community that backs up to a preserve I don't think my neighbor's nor my home owners association will appreciate me shooting up the neighborhood.



Posted by 257WBY
Member since Feb 2014
6876 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:35 am to
Your problem is probably also your neighbors problem. Get the HOA to hire a trapper.
Posted by BayouBengal51
Forest Hill, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2006
6964 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:40 am to
quote:

I live in a gated community that backs up to a preserve I don't think my neighbor's nor my home owners association will appreciate me shooting up the neighborhood.


If you can't shoot em and you are not going to kill them, I would suggest putting up an electric fence in the backyard to discourage them from entering. We have to do this in some of our fields because despite killing them left and right, they are everywhere and are relentless. The hot wire fence helps limit the damage they do to some of our crops.

Hogs are smart though, they will probe relentlessly at the fence trying to find a way thru. We set up a 3 wire fence and it has pretty good results. I'd imagine in your situation, it would work out quite efficiently and would be a low cost solution. Certainly cheaper than building a large fence in the back to keep them out.

Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
18855 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:54 am to
quote:

I live in a gated community that backs up to a preserve I don't think my neighbor's nor my home owners association will appreciate me shooting up the neighborhood.


Bow and Arrow

Spear would be fun too.

Get creative and enjoy some hog murdering
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57004 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:06 am to
quote:

I don't want to shoot them.


What's your address? I will personally shoot those pigs for you.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57004 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:08 am to
quote:

Bow and Arrow

Spear would be fun too.


Just keep a pack of hog dogs in the back and release them Montgomery Burns style

Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
38672 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:20 am to
quote:

Your problem is probably also your neighbors problem. Get the HOA to hire a trapper.





This is the correct answer.
Posted by tenfoe
Member since Jun 2011
6920 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:24 am to
quote:

I don't think my neighbor's nor my home owners association will appreciate me shooting up the neighborhood.



Post an ad in your local craigslist. "Free Rebel flag welding hats." This will attract folks that are capable of taking care of these hogs. Inform them you have no hats, but will supply budweiser and copenhagen if they'll kindly take care of your hogs.

If this doesn't work, find HOA president's house and start pouring corn out in his yard after dark. He'll start hating hogs with a quickness.

Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7628 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:35 am to
Buy yourself a tiger, baw.
And when his belly is full, donate him to LSU.
Posted by TigerInTally
Tallahassee, FL
Member since Feb 2005
80 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:50 am to
Go to the HOA and/or the CDD board if you are unfortunate enough to be burdened with one of those, and get them to hire someone to trap them. You're paying monthly fees to have someone all up in your shite, you might as well get them to put the money to good use.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
16435 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:51 am to
Do what's right and kill them by any means available.
Posted by LSUlefty
Youngsville, LA
Member since Dec 2007
27447 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 9:05 am to
quote:

I don't want to shoot them. Anyone have some good advice


Yeah, Shoot them.
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
17915 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 9:07 am to
quote:

Your problem is probably also your neighbors problem. Get the HOA to hire a trapper.


This is exactly what I'd do. That's what you pay dues for.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
43824 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 9:16 am to
Then let your wife choot'em
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
32948 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 9:25 am to
quote:

I live in a gated community that backs up to a preserve I don't think my neighbor's nor my home owners association will appreciate me shooting up the neighborhood.


Subsonic 300 blackout with a suppressor.

Let me know when. We'll get one and then see if the other comes back. We can shoot out of the back door and your neighbors won't know.
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