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re: Wild hogs tearing up my backyard
Posted on 8/9/17 at 2:44 am to FLBooGoTigs1
Posted on 8/9/17 at 2:44 am to FLBooGoTigs1
Roger that....understandable.
You bet your bottom dollar I'd still be slipping some arrows in their ribs.
A. Put your HOA's presidents name on the flething
B. Slip and arrow in one or four of em
C. Profit
D. No matter what, don't go inspect your harvest.
You bet your bottom dollar I'd still be slipping some arrows in their ribs.
A. Put your HOA's presidents name on the flething
B. Slip and arrow in one or four of em
C. Profit
D. No matter what, don't go inspect your harvest.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 4:49 am to CroTigerXIII
Welcome to the club of a ripped up yard OP. 

Posted on 8/9/17 at 5:55 am to FLBooGoTigs1
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I don't think my neighbor's nor my home owners association will appreciate me shooting up the neighborhood.
Then learn how to shoot and don't do that.

Posted on 8/9/17 at 6:53 am to DisplacedBuckeye
HOA would support 'hog removal' here. That yard can't be all chopped up!
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:29 am to FLBooGoTigs1
Depending on where you live there's a number you can call. I think it's 1-800-Imapussy. Think they will ship you a dildo for your aching vagina! Seriously just shoot the damn things. Screw the HOA!
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:34 am to FLBooGoTigs1
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I live in a gated community that backs up to a preserve I don't think my neighbor's nor my home owners association will appreciate me shooting up the neighborhood.

Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:35 am to BB1977
Your problem is probably also your neighbors problem. Get the HOA to hire a trapper.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:40 am to FLBooGoTigs1
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I live in a gated community that backs up to a preserve I don't think my neighbor's nor my home owners association will appreciate me shooting up the neighborhood.
If you can't shoot em and you are not going to kill them, I would suggest putting up an electric fence in the backyard to discourage them from entering. We have to do this in some of our fields because despite killing them left and right, they are everywhere and are relentless. The hot wire fence helps limit the damage they do to some of our crops.
Hogs are smart though, they will probe relentlessly at the fence trying to find a way thru. We set up a 3 wire fence and it has pretty good results. I'd imagine in your situation, it would work out quite efficiently and would be a low cost solution. Certainly cheaper than building a large fence in the back to keep them out.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 7:54 am to FLBooGoTigs1
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I live in a gated community that backs up to a preserve I don't think my neighbor's nor my home owners association will appreciate me shooting up the neighborhood.
Bow and Arrow
Spear would be fun too.
Get creative and enjoy some hog murdering
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:06 am to FLBooGoTigs1
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I don't want to shoot them.
What's your address? I will personally shoot those pigs for you.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:08 am to Crawdaddy
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Bow and Arrow
Spear would be fun too.
Just keep a pack of hog dogs in the back and release them Montgomery Burns style

Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:20 am to 257WBY
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Your problem is probably also your neighbors problem. Get the HOA to hire a trapper.
This is the correct answer.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:24 am to FLBooGoTigs1
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I don't think my neighbor's nor my home owners association will appreciate me shooting up the neighborhood.
Post an ad in your local craigslist. "Free Rebel flag welding hats." This will attract folks that are capable of taking care of these hogs. Inform them you have no hats, but will supply budweiser and copenhagen if they'll kindly take care of your hogs.
If this doesn't work, find HOA president's house and start pouring corn out in his yard after dark. He'll start hating hogs with a quickness.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:35 am to FLBooGoTigs1
Buy yourself a tiger, baw.
And when his belly is full, donate him to LSU.
And when his belly is full, donate him to LSU.

Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:50 am to FLBooGoTigs1
Go to the HOA and/or the CDD board if you are unfortunate enough to be burdened with one of those, and get them to hire someone to trap them. You're paying monthly fees to have someone all up in your shite, you might as well get them to put the money to good use.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 8:51 am to FLBooGoTigs1
Do what's right and kill them by any means available.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 9:05 am to FLBooGoTigs1
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I don't want to shoot them. Anyone have some good advice
Yeah, Shoot them.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 9:07 am to 257WBY
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Your problem is probably also your neighbors problem. Get the HOA to hire a trapper.
This is exactly what I'd do. That's what you pay dues for.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 9:16 am to FLBooGoTigs1
Then let your wife choot'em
Posted on 8/9/17 at 9:25 am to FLBooGoTigs1
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I live in a gated community that backs up to a preserve I don't think my neighbor's nor my home owners association will appreciate me shooting up the neighborhood.
Subsonic 300 blackout with a suppressor.
Let me know when. We'll get one and then see if the other comes back. We can shoot out of the back door and your neighbors won't know.
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