re: The most fowl thing you have ever smelled

Was fishing offshore with a couple friends. We pull up to a well head that had about 300 gulls on it and he tells me to go up on the bow to throw the rope hook on it to hold us on the location. I wasn't thinking at all. As we pull up, I throw the hook on it, friend slams boat in reverse and every damn gull flew up and at least half of them took a dump. I was covered in white bird shite. Two "friends" were having trouble standing they were laughing so hard. I jumped overboard to wash off but that smell lingered all day long.

At my old house I had a concrete drainage ditch behind my house. As I was cutting the grass I could smell something coming from the ditch. I went down to investigate an noticed a bunch of carp that had been dumped, I assume from bow fisherman. I called the city and told them. Next day they show up to remove them, I am watching from the top of the ditch in my back yard. These three city workers start hauling arse screaming. When they attempted to shovel these fish into a barrel water moccasin's started coming out after them. The snakes were inside the fish eating them from the inside out I assume. They said F that, this is an animal control issue and called them to handle it. I ended up shooting 8 snakes before animal control showed up, they killed 3 more before removing the fish.

I worked at a marina when I was in college. I go down to the dock to fuel up a boat that had came in. I smell the worst stench that I had smelled in my life up to that point. This was sometime around July or August. Once the boat leaves, I start looking around and find that there is a dead deer hung under the dock and no telling how long it had been there. This thing was about to pop. My boss had the grand idea to hook the deer by the leg with a rope and pull it out to the middle of the lake and let it sink. Well we used the boat hook to lift the leg up to hook the slip knot to it, but in the process the deer released all the gas that had been building up. I didn't throw up but came close. As I am pulling the deer out of the cove, there was a slime slick with hair trailing the boat. I get to the middle of the lake in an area that isn't typically frequented by boat traffic and just cut the line. About three days later I go to a customers house to do maintenance on their boat, and while talking to the boat owner he sees something caught on his seawall. Yep the damn deer had floated about 1/2 mile across the lake, but luckily I did not have to fool with it that time.

No, I live in Georgia and I don't throw dead pit bulls in white trash bags into ponds