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re: Share a hilarious story that happened to you
Posted on 2/1/11 at 1:27 pm to tigerdup07
Posted on 2/1/11 at 1:27 pm to tigerdup07
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was sitting in my climbing stand about 20 ft in the tree. at about 8 am a squirrel hunter walked by. he never saw me. he stopped and started jacking off in the woods. i let him finish and then asked him if he was having any luck.
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Posted on 2/1/11 at 1:34 pm to FinkyStinger
We were all down at the camp one time years ago. My cousin had just bought one of those IR nightvision monoculars. We were drinking heavily and shooting the shite. All of a sudden we heard something rustling in the leaves just out of the light from the campfire. Being the inebreiated gang of adventurers we were. We got out the night vision and pistols and went to investigate. What followed was 4 grown men tripping and falling all over the woods looking for some critter. We kept falling because my cousin was adament that keeping the flashlights off allowed him supersonic hearing to help him zero in on the noise. We finally tracked down the noise when the oppossum ran up the tree and stared at us. We looked back with the nightvision and decided we were too drunk to be shooting guns in the dark and returned to the previously unattended fire that had decided to leave the confines of the fire pit and set the yard on fire. After extinguishing what we could with piss and boots wer finally remembered to get the water hose. Thats how we became the local volunteer fire department for Castor Louisiana.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 1:43 pm to AlxTgr
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AlxTgr
Posted on 2/1/11 at 1:50 pm to Bama and Beer
In high school a group of friends skipped school and went camping and squirrel hunting. One of the guys was not an outdoorsman.
It was late and we were going to sleep, he went in the tent and then we heard a blood curdling scream, soon followed by a quick exit from the tent. He was running around the fire in some sort of cat print underwear screaming at the top of his lungs. Apparently he had heard stories of chiggers and decided the proper way to prevent them was to spay Off on his balls…
It was late and we were going to sleep, he went in the tent and then we heard a blood curdling scream, soon followed by a quick exit from the tent. He was running around the fire in some sort of cat print underwear screaming at the top of his lungs. Apparently he had heard stories of chiggers and decided the proper way to prevent them was to spay Off on his balls…
Posted on 2/1/11 at 1:52 pm to Bama and Beer
Frog gigging and running trot lines with a guy we called "fat boy" when I was in HS on Bayou Bodcau. He was terrified of snakes. I saw a snake slithering toward the boat in the moonlight and used my paddle to situate the boat where the snake was headed straight for him. When it was within a couple feet of the boat I yelled "snake" and pointed it out. He grabbed a paddle and started whacking, and the snake ended up on the paddle and on his arm. Fat boy flipped backwards and him, the snake, myself, frogs and fish all went into the bayou. It got worse for fat boy when the snake popped up right beside him and I thought he was gonna drown.
Later that night after we had been drinkin a bit, for some reason fat boy climbed this pine tree above our little camp. It was raining and I had trouble getting the fire started. The other fellas had gone to town to get more beer. In my drunken state, I poured a large quantity of gas on the fire, loaded it down with pine straw and lit it up. Fat boy unfortunately was on a limb about 12 feet above the fire and the ensuing fireball knocked him out of the tree, singed his hair and took out his eyebrows. Obviously, this was the last time ole fat boy and I went camping together.
Later that night after we had been drinkin a bit, for some reason fat boy climbed this pine tree above our little camp. It was raining and I had trouble getting the fire started. The other fellas had gone to town to get more beer. In my drunken state, I poured a large quantity of gas on the fire, loaded it down with pine straw and lit it up. Fat boy unfortunately was on a limb about 12 feet above the fire and the ensuing fireball knocked him out of the tree, singed his hair and took out his eyebrows. Obviously, this was the last time ole fat boy and I went camping together.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 1:58 pm to tigerdup07
He was embarrassed? How did you feel while he jerked it? Wow......
Posted on 2/1/11 at 2:09 pm to wickowick
quote:Holy fricking
decided the proper way to prevent them was to spay Off on his balls…
Posted on 2/1/11 at 2:15 pm to AlxTgr
quote:This thread just got a little more interesting.
he stopped and started jacking off in the woods. i let him finish and then asked him if he was having any luck.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 4:34 pm to tigerdup07
quote:
was sitting in my climbing stand about 20 ft in the tree. at about 8 am a squirrel hunter walked by. he never saw me. he stopped and started jacking off in the woods. i let him finish and then asked him if he was having any luck.
This is hilarious.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 5:31 pm to GG_OZ_WM
Posted on 2/1/11 at 5:33 pm to notanalt
quote:I wouldn't have started this thread if I knew there was something similar. But I'll def check it out and get some good laughs.
Here's the thread from December if anyone's interested, some good reading in there.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 5:52 pm to Bama and Beer
Man, that was almost 2 months ago, this isn't the OT I think we can let it slide. While I'm at it, I've got another one to share.
When I was about 11 or 12 I did most of my hunting on family land behind my pawpaws house in North Louisiana. Well, my mawmaw would feed the hummingbirds and there was a stray gray cat that would occasionally pick a few off. She offered me and my cousin $50 if we could "kill that damn cat." One day my cousin and I are sitting in the deer stand and we see a large cat walking down the deer trail.
Cousin: "Hey there's that cat mawmaw hates, let's get an easy $50."
Me: "Uh, you sure that's it? It looks brown and it's kinda big for a barn cat huh?"
Well he insisted it was and him being a year older and thus much wiser in the ways of the world, we loaded up our 16 gauges with squirrel shot and let er rip, which was answered by to this day still the most god awful scream/growl/roar I have ever heard. Turns out it wasn't a housecat after all, and it sounded pretty pissed when it ran off. Well, being the dumbasses we were we decided to get out the stand and go look for it. We made it about 25 feet before that bobcat came charging out the woods at us, and I think we both could have set world records if you timed us on how long it takes to reload a shotgun with buckshot and slugs. After the first 12 shots, it stopped coming at us. After shot #18, I'm pretty sure it was dead, but everytime the muscles spasmed that was 6 more shots. 10 minutes later, we had emptied every shell we had between us into the thing. I think the unofficial casing count was 65 or 67. When the smoke cleared every redneck within 5 miles with a 4 wheel drive or 3 wheeler was out there to see what in the hell we started world war 3 with. In our defense it was a damn big bobcat, 43 pounds +/- 5 pounds of lead. I think they still talk about it up in Cotton Valley.
When I was about 11 or 12 I did most of my hunting on family land behind my pawpaws house in North Louisiana. Well, my mawmaw would feed the hummingbirds and there was a stray gray cat that would occasionally pick a few off. She offered me and my cousin $50 if we could "kill that damn cat." One day my cousin and I are sitting in the deer stand and we see a large cat walking down the deer trail.
Cousin: "Hey there's that cat mawmaw hates, let's get an easy $50."
Me: "Uh, you sure that's it? It looks brown and it's kinda big for a barn cat huh?"
Well he insisted it was and him being a year older and thus much wiser in the ways of the world, we loaded up our 16 gauges with squirrel shot and let er rip, which was answered by to this day still the most god awful scream/growl/roar I have ever heard. Turns out it wasn't a housecat after all, and it sounded pretty pissed when it ran off. Well, being the dumbasses we were we decided to get out the stand and go look for it. We made it about 25 feet before that bobcat came charging out the woods at us, and I think we both could have set world records if you timed us on how long it takes to reload a shotgun with buckshot and slugs. After the first 12 shots, it stopped coming at us. After shot #18, I'm pretty sure it was dead, but everytime the muscles spasmed that was 6 more shots. 10 minutes later, we had emptied every shell we had between us into the thing. I think the unofficial casing count was 65 or 67. When the smoke cleared every redneck within 5 miles with a 4 wheel drive or 3 wheeler was out there to see what in the hell we started world war 3 with. In our defense it was a damn big bobcat, 43 pounds +/- 5 pounds of lead. I think they still talk about it up in Cotton Valley.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 6:05 pm to Bama and Beer
All of these are bogus if they don't start with "there I was...."
Posted on 2/1/11 at 7:49 pm to tigerdup07
There I was ... sitting in my climbing stand about 20 ft in the tree. at about 8 am a squirrel tail walked by. she never saw me. she stopped and started pleasuring herself in the woods. i let her just about finish and then asked her if I could lend a hand.
it was very smelly.
it was very smelly.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 8:12 pm to Tigerlaff
88 post, just a lack of posting skill
Posted on 2/1/11 at 8:13 pm to Bama and Beer
I had a bird take a huge crap on my head when I was fishing one time, I just jumped in the gulf,lol
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:19 pm to notanalt
quote:don't know about in Cotton Valley, but, Sarepta is still buzzing about it...
they still talk about it up in Cotton Valley.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:36 pm to Ole Geauxt
I believe that's typed up and on the wall at the Hornet Diner.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:37 pm to Bama and Beer
Me and 2 of my friends decided to hike to the top of this mountain one day. We didn't see anybody the entire way up (about 3 hours) and when we were just about at the top, my friend decided that he had to drop a load. We just went ahead and told him to meet us at the top when he was done. About 30 seconds later, right around the corner comes a couple on their way down. They asked us, "it's a beautiful view up here isn't it?". We basically tried as hard as we could not to laugh and just nodded our heads. About 15 minutes later my friend come and meets us at the top. Turns out that since we hadn't seen anybody the entire way up, he decided to take a crap about 10 feet off the trail with his back facing the trail. Right when he heard the people walking by, he turned around and made eye contact with them as the shite was exiting his hole. He said he just started cracking up laughing as they looked traumatized and kept walking as if nothing happened.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:45 pm to faxis
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I believe that's typed up and on the wall at the Hornet Diner.
No shite? Is the hornet diner in Sarepta, never heard of it but I usually don't venture to far from Cotton Valley / Minden when I visit. I'll have to swing by next time I'm up that way.
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