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re: OB board snake kills of the year

Posted on 2/1/11 at 12:00 am to
Posted by JBlood9
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
2478 posts
Posted on 2/1/11 at 12:00 am to
We have a saying at work that would fit in this situation.
"F.T."
frick that,
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
86302 posts
Posted on 2/1/11 at 8:58 am to
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The just look eerily similar to a top ten most venomous snake on the planet.


???
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
117764 posts
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:08 am to
The black snake in Australia. Often has some red on its belly. It is a larger snake though.
Posted by Richardheadtigah
GTOWN
Member since Sep 2008
381 posts
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:10 am to
I got rid of my chickens and turkeys at about 2 o'clock one day, went in the coop to clean it out about an hour later. Found this chicken snake. He had already eaten 3 eggs and was grabbing his 4th when I shot him.

Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
86302 posts
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:12 am to
Love those things

LDWF did a decent job here, Snakes of Louisiana
This post was edited on 2/1/11 at 9:21 am
Posted by faxis
La.
Member since Oct 2007
7773 posts
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:29 am to
Got a snake story for ya.

When I was a teenager my cousin and I were at our fishing camp on Caddo Lake running yo yos and drinking beer. Eventually we decided we were tired and going to sleep but it was hot in the house so we drug a mattress out on the screen porch and threw down our sleeping bags and started dozing off.

Right as I'm dropping off I open an eye to see a large black snake about six inches from my face coming up over the mattress to get in bed with me. Almost shite myself rolling across my cousin to get the hell out of the bed. Needless to say he wanted to know what the hell was going on so I told him what I'd seen and we started looking for it.

No snake.

Maybe I was dreaming? I do that sometimes.

So we go back to bed and I eventually start dropping off but one last time I open my eye and there's a big damn black snake coming in the bed with me!!!

Repeat performance but this time we saw it as it was escaping so I knew it was real. We didn't kill it because he shot down a hole in the floor but we did stop up the hole and got one of the worst nights sleep I ever had.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
86302 posts
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:36 am to
quote:

Maybe I was dreaming? I do that sometimes.
only this week, I dreamt I was standing right in front of the toilet......
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
84524 posts
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:38 am to
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Almost shite myself rolling across my cousin to get the hell out of the bed
I would have done the same thing
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:39 am to
I woulda just slept in the damn car after that.
Posted by 4X4DEMON
NWLA
Member since Dec 2007
11957 posts
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:47 am to
No lie man.

Simialar story: I woke up one night at my house to the feeling of something crawling across my face. I'm guessing it was a spider. I reached up grabbed it threw it into the darkness. I heard it hit the blinds on the window but never found it. Freaked me the hell out.
Posted by faxis
La.
Member since Oct 2007
7773 posts
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:52 am to
It was too hot to sleep anywhere but on the porch!

Creeps me out just remembering it.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
84524 posts
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:59 am to
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Simialar story: I woke up one night at my house to the feeling of something crawling across my face. I'm guessing it was a spider. I reached up grabbed it threw it into the darkness. I heard it hit the blinds on the window but never found it. Freaked me the hell out
Similar story, had a several beers when I was at the camp a few weeks ago and decided to lay down for the night. It was miserably cold in the camp house. I felt something crawling on my neck and freaked out and grabbed (what I assume was a roach) and threw it at the tin roof, head it clang and fall. I dozed off again and 2 minutes later the MF was on my face, I shite a couple bricks and threw it him clear across the camp house. Dozed off again and that piece of shite was back on my face so I grabbed it, threw it at my buddy sleeping near by and he came outta that bed faster than I ever thought possible.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
86302 posts
Posted on 2/1/11 at 10:08 am to
A friend of mine had a family camp at Three Rivers. They did nothing to control the mice. He used to let them crawl up the blanket to chest high, then flick them across the room with his hand from under the blanket. I never could let them get that far up.
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
25835 posts
Posted on 2/1/11 at 10:10 am to
Closest I ever came to being bitten by a cotton mouth happened at my father in laws house. They have a brick pattio off the back porch and I sat down on the steps to put on my shoes. While I was tying my shoes I noticed a cotton mouth was lying between my heel and the vertical of the brick steps. fricker was only a few inches from my feet. Amazing that it never hissed or struck. I still get chills thinking about that. frick a snake the only good one is a dead one IMO.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
86302 posts
Posted on 2/1/11 at 10:12 am to
I stepped on one at Links on the Bayou. Felt squishy. Luckily for me, it was too short to get back to my ankle. I did not hit another good shot for at least three holes.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
84524 posts
Posted on 2/1/11 at 10:32 am to
quote:

He used to let them crawl up the blanket to chest high, then flick them across the room with his hand from under the blanket.
Hilarious mental image.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
86302 posts
Posted on 2/1/11 at 10:39 am to
We all slept in the same room. Hearing it happen in the dark was high comedy.
Posted by JBlood9
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
2478 posts
Posted on 2/1/11 at 10:40 am to
I dont get scary with snakes and mice and all but these stories are creeping my out Dont mess with me when i'm sleeping.
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
33642 posts
Posted on 2/1/11 at 10:44 am to
hunting camp with NO mice is a hunting camp with too many snakes.....

had a drunk walk into a Rat trap one night.. compound fracture on toe... and broken collar bone when he fell.. and dang near put hand in another rat trap....
Posted by bpinson
Ms
Member since May 2010
2673 posts
Posted on 2/1/11 at 11:26 am to
Grab U One...these guys are nuts
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