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re: OB board snake kills of the year
Posted on 2/1/11 at 12:00 am to LSU Tigershark
Posted on 2/1/11 at 12:00 am to LSU Tigershark
We have a saying at work that would fit in this situation.
"F.T."
frick that,
"F.T."
frick that,
Posted on 2/1/11 at 8:58 am to glassman
quote:
The just look eerily similar to a top ten most venomous snake on the planet.
???
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:08 am to AlxTgr
The black snake in Australia. Often has some red on its belly. It is a larger snake though.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:10 am to glassman
I got rid of my chickens and turkeys at about 2 o'clock one day, went in the coop to clean it out about an hour later. Found this chicken snake. He had already eaten 3 eggs and was grabbing his 4th when I shot him.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:12 am to Richardheadtigah
Love those things
LDWF did a decent job here, Snakes of Louisiana
LDWF did a decent job here, Snakes of Louisiana
This post was edited on 2/1/11 at 9:21 am
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:29 am to AlxTgr
Got a snake story for ya.
When I was a teenager my cousin and I were at our fishing camp on Caddo Lake running yo yos and drinking beer. Eventually we decided we were tired and going to sleep but it was hot in the house so we drug a mattress out on the screen porch and threw down our sleeping bags and started dozing off.
Right as I'm dropping off I open an eye to see a large black snake about six inches from my face coming up over the mattress to get in bed with me. Almost shite myself rolling across my cousin to get the hell out of the bed. Needless to say he wanted to know what the hell was going on so I told him what I'd seen and we started looking for it.
No snake.
Maybe I was dreaming? I do that sometimes.
So we go back to bed and I eventually start dropping off but one last time I open my eye and there's a big damn black snake coming in the bed with me!!!
Repeat performance but this time we saw it as it was escaping so I knew it was real. We didn't kill it because he shot down a hole in the floor but we did stop up the hole and got one of the worst nights sleep I ever had.
When I was a teenager my cousin and I were at our fishing camp on Caddo Lake running yo yos and drinking beer. Eventually we decided we were tired and going to sleep but it was hot in the house so we drug a mattress out on the screen porch and threw down our sleeping bags and started dozing off.
Right as I'm dropping off I open an eye to see a large black snake about six inches from my face coming up over the mattress to get in bed with me. Almost shite myself rolling across my cousin to get the hell out of the bed. Needless to say he wanted to know what the hell was going on so I told him what I'd seen and we started looking for it.
No snake.
Maybe I was dreaming? I do that sometimes.
So we go back to bed and I eventually start dropping off but one last time I open my eye and there's a big damn black snake coming in the bed with me!!!
Repeat performance but this time we saw it as it was escaping so I knew it was real. We didn't kill it because he shot down a hole in the floor but we did stop up the hole and got one of the worst nights sleep I ever had.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:36 am to faxis
quote:only this week, I dreamt I was standing right in front of the toilet......
Maybe I was dreaming? I do that sometimes.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:38 am to faxis
quote:I would have done the same thing
Almost shite myself rolling across my cousin to get the hell out of the bed
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:39 am to faxis
I woulda just slept in the damn car after that. 
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:47 am to USMCTiger03
No lie man.
Simialar story: I woke up one night at my house to the feeling of something crawling across my face. I'm guessing it was a spider. I reached up grabbed it threw it into the darkness. I heard it hit the blinds on the window but never found it. Freaked me the hell out.
Simialar story: I woke up one night at my house to the feeling of something crawling across my face. I'm guessing it was a spider. I reached up grabbed it threw it into the darkness. I heard it hit the blinds on the window but never found it. Freaked me the hell out.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:52 am to 4X4DEMON
It was too hot to sleep anywhere but on the porch!
Creeps me out just remembering it.
Creeps me out just remembering it.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 9:59 am to 4X4DEMON
quote:Similar story, had a several beers when I was at the camp a few weeks ago and decided to lay down for the night. It was miserably cold in the camp house. I felt something crawling on my neck and freaked out and grabbed (what I assume was a roach) and threw it at the tin roof, head it clang and fall. I dozed off again and 2 minutes later the MF was on my face, I shite a couple bricks and threw it him clear across the camp house. Dozed off again and that piece of shite was back on my face so I grabbed it, threw it at my buddy sleeping near by and he came outta that bed faster than I ever thought possible.
Simialar story: I woke up one night at my house to the feeling of something crawling across my face. I'm guessing it was a spider. I reached up grabbed it threw it into the darkness. I heard it hit the blinds on the window but never found it. Freaked me the hell out
Posted on 2/1/11 at 10:08 am to Bama and Beer
A friend of mine had a family camp at Three Rivers. They did nothing to control the mice. He used to let them crawl up the blanket to chest high, then flick them across the room with his hand from under the blanket. I never could let them get that far up.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 10:10 am to Bama and Beer
Closest I ever came to being bitten by a cotton mouth happened at my father in laws house. They have a brick pattio off the back porch and I sat down on the steps to put on my shoes. While I was tying my shoes I noticed a cotton mouth was lying between my heel and the vertical of the brick steps. fricker was only a few inches from my feet. Amazing that it never hissed or struck. I still get chills thinking about that. frick a snake the only good one is a dead one IMO.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 10:12 am to bayoudude
I stepped on one at Links on the Bayou. Felt squishy. Luckily for me, it was too short to get back to my ankle. I did not hit another good shot for at least three holes.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 10:32 am to AlxTgr
quote:Hilarious mental image.
He used to let them crawl up the blanket to chest high, then flick them across the room with his hand from under the blanket.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 10:39 am to Bama and Beer
We all slept in the same room. Hearing it happen in the dark was high comedy.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 10:40 am to AlxTgr
I dont get scary with snakes and mice and all but these stories are creeping my out
Dont mess with me when i'm sleeping.
Posted on 2/1/11 at 10:44 am to JBlood9
hunting camp with NO mice is a hunting camp with too many snakes.....
had a drunk walk into a Rat trap one night.. compound fracture on toe... and broken collar bone when he fell.. and dang near put hand in another rat trap....
had a drunk walk into a Rat trap one night.. compound fracture on toe... and broken collar bone when he fell.. and dang near put hand in another rat trap....
Posted on 2/1/11 at 11:26 am to choupiquesushi
Grab U One...these guys are nuts
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