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re: Listening to two ignorant people talk fishing
Posted on 8/9/11 at 9:17 am to The Sportsman
Posted on 8/9/11 at 9:17 am to The Sportsman
You can't win with people that are full of crap. No matter what you bring up, they will one up you everytime. You should tell him an obvious lie and see if he one ups you. (Say you caught a 22# trout or something)
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Posted on 8/9/11 at 9:18 am to thedice20
quote:Sounds like my dad... But he can really catch 18lbs in July. Me n AGP told him what we caught the other day and he didn't even care
Posted by thedice20
I love hearing the guys that every single time the go fish they will tell you something like this, " i did aight, best five woulda went around 18lbs... "
Jesus H dude you arent fooling me.
Stop lying.
Kevin Van Dam would have a hard time pulling an 18 lb sack on cross lake in July.
My God
if it's not around 15lbs or better, u might as well hold ya breathPosted on 8/9/11 at 9:23 am to deaconjones35
quote:This guy also swears to have shot a paintball INTO another guys barrell from 100 yards away. Lulz physics would never allow that to happen
Posted by deaconjones35
You can't win with people that are full of crap. No matter what you bring up, they will one up you everytime. You should tell him an obvious lie and see if he one ups you. (Say you caught a 22# trout or something)
Ima have to think of some of the other stories he's come up with over the past couple years...
Posted on 8/9/11 at 9:23 am to The Sportsman
Perch fisherman are the worst. I can't tell you how many lies I hear about folks perch jerking on D'arbonne, or Fork. or Larto.
"Yeah, we caught 89, and dey were slabs, pound a half to two pounds--every one of 'em"
Halfway through this lie, they of course lay their right forearm out and put their left hand on their right arm around their elbow--as if to signify the lenth of the fish. B/c we all know its common to pull perch out of D'arbonne that would fall in the Bass slot on Caddo.
"Yeah, we caught 89, and dey were slabs, pound a half to two pounds--every one of 'em"
Halfway through this lie, they of course lay their right forearm out and put their left hand on their right arm around their elbow--as if to signify the lenth of the fish. B/c we all know its common to pull perch out of D'arbonne that would fall in the Bass slot on Caddo.
Posted on 8/9/11 at 9:24 am to The Sportsman
I don't know much about fishing at all, but even I know the people you work with are full of shite. What's worse is, that actually believe the crap that spews out of their mouths.
Posted on 8/9/11 at 9:27 am to bendellee
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Perch fisherman are the worst. I can't tell you how many lies I hear about folks perch jerking on D'arbonne, or Fork. or Larto.
"Yeah, we caught 89, and dey were slabs, pound a half to two pounds--every one of 'em"
Halfway through this lie, they of course lay their right forearm out and put their left hand on their right arm around their elbow--as if to signify the lenth of the fish. B/c we all know its common to pull perch out of D'arbonne that would fall in the Bass slot on Caddo.
I normally lie when i perch fish.
I may have 52 in the boat and when another person rolls up next to me... I only have 4-5 in the boat and all around 11-13 inches.
Posted on 8/9/11 at 9:31 am to thedice20
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I normally lie when i perch fish. I may have 52 in the boat and when another person rolls up next to me... I only have 4-5 in the boat and all around 11-13 inches.
Damn right. I'm not telling anybody shite when I'm sitting on a nice bream spot. Actually no matter how good I'm doing fishing for anything if anyone passes and asks me and I don't know them I always reply "Eh I got a few."
Posted on 8/9/11 at 9:36 am to The Sportsman
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Me n AGP told him what we caught the other day and he didn't even care if it's not around 15lbs or better, u might as well hold ya breath
Your dad gave us that "that aint shite smirk" it was great. When bass fishing, if another boat idles by and asks "what yall got?" I'll usually say, I don't understand it, I can't get a bite today
Posted on 8/9/11 at 9:43 am to The Sportsman
Stop eavesdropping on my conversations
Posted on 8/9/11 at 9:43 am to The Sportsman
Oh yeah... He was a bounty hunter, killed a bird by throwing a nail at it and claims to be able to drive a nail into a board with his hand lulz
Posted on 8/9/11 at 9:55 am to The Sportsman
quote:He sounds like an 8 year old kid
Oh yeah... He was a bounty hunter, killed a bird by throwing a nail at it and claims to be able to drive a nail into a board with his hand lulz
Posted on 8/9/11 at 10:00 am to Boats n Hose
quote:Basically. But he's like 40 irl. He used to brag about all the girls he was talking to n shite... We found out he was on match.com... Didn't even have a pic of himself
quote:
Oh yeah... He was a bounty hunter, killed a bird by throwing a nail at it and claims to be able to drive a nail into a board with his hand lulz
He sounds like an 8 year old kid
and yes, we created a profile to frick with him
But that was the end of having to listen to all that shite
Posted on 8/9/11 at 10:01 am to The Sportsman
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Oh yeah... He was a bounty hunter, killed a bird by throwing a nail at it and claims to be able to drive a nail into a board with his hand lulz
You should have told us you worked with Chuck Norris. Now I believe it!
Posted on 8/9/11 at 10:03 am to The Sportsman
Sounds like those guys who every hunting story plays out like a bad outdoor show. Ends up with him making an unreal shot, the target never flinches and no one has ever seen anything like it.
If it was a deer, it is "still at the taxidermist".
If it was a deer, it is "still at the taxidermist".
Posted on 8/9/11 at 10:13 am to The Sportsman
quote:
He was a bounty hunter, killed a bird by throwing a nail at it and claims to be able to drive a nail into a board with his hand
Posted on 8/9/11 at 10:35 am to The Sportsman
Why you listening to me an hating on me? You mad I catch the fish?
Posted on 8/9/11 at 11:10 am to The Sportsman
quote:
his buddy caught a 92lb red
was it tagged? Cause if not, I would only brag about 105lbs+
Posted on 8/9/11 at 11:47 am to The Sportsman
quote:
92lb red
This guy is a hell of a fisherman. 15 lb bass, 92 lb red. I need to find out where he goes.
Posted on 8/9/11 at 11:59 am to whitetailed
This thread is great! I'm laughing hard at work!
Posted on 8/9/11 at 12:00 pm to whitetailed
I like to start asking them questions when they brag about what they caught (made up). Try to get them to give specifics.
ask if he has any luck with a *insert made up name* rig and let them tell you about how they have been using it for years and catch stuff all the time with it.
ask if he has any luck with a *insert made up name* rig and let them tell you about how they have been using it for years and catch stuff all the time with it.
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