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re: If one was to get poison oak or ivy or etc on the penis...

Posted on 2/2/12 at 1:36 pm to
Posted by Slickback
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Posted on 2/2/12 at 1:36 pm to
Put icy hot on it. I hear it works.

Posted by Slickback
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Posted on 2/2/12 at 1:37 pm to
"...no I'm not doing that honey, I'm just rubbing this antihistamine lotion on my poison ivy."
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 2/2/12 at 1:41 pm to
This has happened to me before, not good
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 2/2/12 at 1:43 pm to
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This has happened to me before, not good


Kid you not, i've been getting more boners this week thus far. All night i'm dry humping the mattress to scratch my cock and rid myself of itch.
Posted by Dooshay
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Posted on 2/2/12 at 1:54 pm to
I've had it on the penis more than once.
Posted by Boats n Hose
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Posted on 2/2/12 at 1:57 pm to
You didn't learn your lesson the first time?
Posted by Dooshay
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Posted on 2/2/12 at 2:00 pm to
By the time my mushroom tip looks like it has an innertube wrapped around it, it's too late.

Poison Ivy doesn't bother me much anymore, but as a kid I would get it by just looking at it. No running water at the camp we hunted at, so if you pulled it out to piss, you were fricked. This was also in the basin, so it was everywhere.
Posted by LSU_Lou
The Landmass between N.O & Mobile
Member since Jul 2005
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Posted on 2/2/12 at 2:10 pm to
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I've had it on the penis more than once.


YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
Posted by Dooshay
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Posted on 2/2/12 at 2:13 pm to
This has never happened to you guys?

I thought this happened to everyone.
Posted by Slickback
Deer Stand
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 2/2/12 at 2:14 pm to
I've never had poison ivy on or around my dick. However, I really have to roll around in it for it to even cause a bump on me.
Posted by LSU_Lou
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Member since Jul 2005
2094 posts
Posted on 2/2/12 at 2:14 pm to
Rule to live by: Leaves of three, let it be!
Posted by JasonL79
Houston area
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 2/2/12 at 2:16 pm to
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This has happened to me before, not good


Same here. Just hope it doesn't get any worse. I had it really bad once.
Posted by Cadello
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Posted on 2/2/12 at 2:28 pm to
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Chad504boy
Curse of the Academy!
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
179014 posts
Posted on 2/2/12 at 2:37 pm to
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Curse of the Sleeping with your Momma!


OOOOHHHHHHHHH
Posted by Enfuego
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Member since Mar 2009
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Posted on 2/2/12 at 2:41 pm to
not fun at all... i'm so allergic to poison ivy it spreads everywhere, including sometimes down there
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 2/2/12 at 2:57 pm to
I lived with poison ivy in the spring and summer as a kid. Then one day we thought it would be a good idea to eat some. We thought that's what the indians did to prevent it.

DONT EAT IT !!!!!!
It was all over my body, face, eyelids, junk, feet. Sucked arse.

But guess what. I've never had it since then, and I haven't really changed my habits towards it, just not allergic anymore I guess.
Posted by yellowfin
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Member since May 2006
98954 posts
Posted on 2/2/12 at 3:38 pm to
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If one was to get poison oak or ivy or etc on the penis...


man that would suck, but ...


not really

think of how good it feels when you scratch poison ivy on your arm

now combind that with how good it feels to jackoff


WINNING
Posted by LSU_Lou
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Member since Jul 2005
2094 posts
Posted on 2/2/12 at 3:39 pm to
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DONT EAT IT !!!!!!







You're the reason there are warning labels like this

Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
17180 posts
Posted on 2/2/12 at 3:39 pm to
That was the worse part, id wake up in the middle of the night scratching my dick like crazy and rubbing it on the mattress.... it was uncontrolable
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179014 posts
Posted on 2/2/12 at 3:45 pm to
quote:


not really

think of how good it feels when you scratch poison ivy on your arm

now combind that with how good it feels to jackoff


WINNING


Not only do you get to explode out the head of the penis, you get to explode out the sides.
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