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re: How can you get rid of ducks without killing the lil guys??

Posted on 4/17/12 at 9:48 am to
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 4/17/12 at 9:48 am to
There's gotta be some coonass somewhere around you that'd be willing it disappear out of season, into their stomachs.
Posted by Meatloaf
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 4/17/12 at 9:52 am to
My dad would do it but I told him no...

It's a really small neighborhood with a lot of young families or newly weds. I would look like a total nutbag running around the yard with a net or gun. Surely someone would see me
Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 4/17/12 at 9:53 am to
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I just want her to go away and stop killing her babies.
whores gonna whore
Posted by Langston
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 4/17/12 at 9:54 am to
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I would look like a total nutbag running around the yard


Thats half the fun of it. One neighbor really thought I was crazy when I ended up with on trapped in the corner of there porch
Posted by Meatloaf
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 4/17/12 at 9:57 am to
Anybody ever heard of liquid fence duck repellant? a friend (a chick, mind you..thanks a lot boys..pfffttt) just emailed me this link and said she almost looked into this stuff as well for her camp.

LINK
Posted by yellowfin
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Posted on 4/17/12 at 9:58 am to
quote:

It's a really small neighborhood with a lot of young families or newly weds. I would look like a total nutbag running around the yard with a net or gun. Surely someone would see me


do it at night
Posted by Meatloaf
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 4/17/12 at 9:59 am to
I've only seen said duck during the day..usually in the morning or in the afternoon when he hangs out on the street corner with his duck pals.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 4/17/12 at 10:01 am to
Put a picture of Alexa's face in the bush.
Posted by Boats n Hose
NOLA
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 4/17/12 at 10:04 am to
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he hangs out on the street corner with his duck pals.


Tell him to get a damn job
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/17/12 at 10:04 am to
meat....get a duck trap

Posted by Meatloaf
Member since Sep 2008
66411 posts
Posted on 4/17/12 at 10:06 am to
Where the hell would I put it? In the middle of my yard?
The bushes are right up against my house..

And then when I catch it, what then?
Posted by yellowfin
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Posted on 4/17/12 at 10:07 am to
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he hangs out on the street corner with his duck pals.


probalby doing drugs and causing trouble
Posted by hawkster
Member since Aug 2010
6232 posts
Posted on 4/17/12 at 10:07 am to
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he hangs out on the street corner with his duck pals.


probalby doing drugs and causing trouble


With his tail feathers hanging out.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
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Posted on 4/17/12 at 10:07 am to
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And then when I catch it, what then?


Relocate the bird to another lake/pond
Posted by hetman
Member since Mar 2009
10402 posts
Posted on 4/17/12 at 10:08 am to
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I've only seen said duck during the day..usually in the morning or in the afternoon when he hangs out on the street corner with his duck pals


So you have only seen "her" in the area...how do you know the eggs are hers? Maybe it is one of the other whores walking the streets.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 4/17/12 at 10:09 am to
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Where the hell would I put it? In the middle of my yard?


whever he hnags out.

Do you know where he's coming into your yard from?

Maybe put it in the bush?

quote:


And then when I catch it, what then?


Then you call animal control and they will come pick it up
Posted by 34venture
Buffer Zone
Member since Mar 2010
11369 posts
Posted on 4/17/12 at 10:11 am to
So if you can kill it without the neighbors knowing would you?
Posted by redneck
Los Suenos, Costa Rica
Member since Dec 2003
53640 posts
Posted on 4/17/12 at 10:11 am to
After reading the comments on FB,I never realized how short the poo is
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 4/17/12 at 10:11 am to
are you aware if anyone is feeding the ducks around your house?
Posted by Meatloaf
Member since Sep 2008
66411 posts
Posted on 4/17/12 at 10:12 am to
Yeah..she/he and the little ducky pals come from a pond behind the other houses on the other side of the street. So I think, just think, that if I catch it and put it back over there, she will still wonder her stupid arse back to my bushes and lay her unwanted children.

This is an ongoing battle.

I'm losing.

Will animal control kill it? Or look at me like I'm stupid when I bitch that the duck lays eggs and leaves her duck kids to die?
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