re: How can you get rid of ducks without killing the lil guys??

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So if you can kill it without the neighbors knowing would you?

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Maybe

Only if someone will cook it after

What's the process of clipping the wings on a duck? I know of a fella who has woodies, mallards, and some mandarin ducks in his pond.

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Maybe

Only if someone will cook it after

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Start feeding her.
Build her confidence where she will come close to you.
When she does just hit her over the head with a broomstick.
Look at the OB cookbook for recipes.
Profit?

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What's the process of clipping the wings on a duck? I know of a fella who has woodies, mallards, and some mandarin ducks in his pond.

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Just get some garden shears and get at it. It might die, but either way it ain't gonna fly when you're done with it

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This is an ongoing battle.

I'm losing.

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IDK about that but here are some interesting facts about breeding ducks




Male ducks, or drakes, can have a penis that is up to 25 centimeters long. That's more than half of its body length!

After breeding season, the duck penis withers away and falls off, much like an umbilical cord on a newborn human baby. The penis has done its job, and now the male duck has better things to occupy his blood flow with.

Next spring, when mating season is back in full swing, and the lady ducks are skinny dipping and ready for love, the penis grows back.


Since there is a lot of male competition to further the lineage in ducks, males have to go to all sort of "lengths" to make sure their sperm makes the final cut and there is a "ducky daddy".

But, females never go willingly into the mating ritual. Females do everything possible to thwart reproduction - including contorting their vaginas.

Male ducks, not to be outdone by the crafty female ducks' aversions, will then deploy odd shaped penises to outdo the female. See pics here.

Research has shown that having a larger population of male ducks around will make a male duck's penis 15% longer than if he was one of a few males around.

If the female duck doesn't want to have any hanky-panky despite being in heat, the male duck will rape her.

There is definitely no love among ducks.




The worst part about having a big penis is that if the male duck doesn't get his timing down right, growing his penis too early in mating season might cause the penis to wither away before he can mate with all the female ducks. So, size matters, but so does timing. There's nothing worse than having a big penis that suddenly withers away early on while all the other males are still having fun with theirs.

Male ducks have control over when their penises start to grow and how big they become. However, they can't control the "withering rate."

Researchers are delighted with this new and enlightening finding. This explains why male ducks are so well hung - or have a lot to "quack about."

Meat,

Do you live in my neighborhood? Is this in Thibodaux?

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I already have two useless tiny dogs.

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Get one of these.

He likes to chase geese.

Interrresting

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But, females never go willingly into the mating ritual. Females do everything possible to thwart reproduction - including contorting their vaginas.

Male ducks, not to be outdone by the crafty female ducks' aversions, will then deploy odd shaped penises to outdo the female. See pics here.

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I don't care about the duck anymore

Let's see pics of the oddly shaped duck penis

I’m thinking that even If you removed this one another would take claim to your yard.

You might as well name the duck and teach her good parenting skills.