re: Fishing with Whiskey

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Are those the ages your sisters were when they had their first baby?

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The good old cajun jokes


Well, why don't you humor us with some gump jokes.

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You could replace "hoes" with "my sisters" and there's your Gump joke

My sister is 6 months pregnant and it's.mine

I usually tell my new workers this one when they asked how my fishing trip went.

As I pull up in this cove I see a bass jump out of the water and eat a squirrel that was sitting on a stump eating an acorn.

While they are saying no way, or wow that's amazing, I say.

Then we see the bass come out of the water again and place an acorn back on the stump...

Boudreaux was paddling down Bayou Lafourche one day with his pirogue full of cattails. Thibodeaux said, "Mae, what the hell you doing?"

Boudreaux said, "I'm going catch some catfish. You want to come?" Thinking he's crazy, thibodeaux declined.

Later that day, Boudreaux came paddling back with s boatload of catfish.

Next day, Boudreaux came paddling down with his pirogue full of duck seed. Thibodeaux again curiously asked, "the hell you doing?"

"Going kill some ducks," Boudreaux replied. "Look at this crazy sonofabitch," thought Thibodeaux. "You want to come?," asked Boudreaux. Thibodeaux declined again.

A few short hours later Boudreaux came paddling up with his pirogue full of ducks.

The next day Boudreaux came paddling down the Bayou with his pirogue full of branches from a pussy willow. Thibodeaux flagged him down and said, "hold on, I'm coming with you."

I don't bring this sec rant shite up here often but I will take yall calling me a gump for 3-4 national championships

Carry on.

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I don't bring this sec rant shite up here often but I will take yall calling me a gump for 3-4 national championships

Carry on.

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we will ketchup