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Deadliest person (to wild animals) that you know?
Posted on 6/18/18 at 8:13 am
Posted on 6/18/18 at 8:13 am
I worked with this old guy who looked and sounded like Cleveland from family guy. We worked on a farm so there were plenty of chances for him to kill stuff. Most of the ways he killed I wouldn't have believed if I didn't see it.
1 week after he started working there we were riding in a side by side through a pasture. He saw a rabbit and threw a crescent wrench at it (probably about 10 feet) and killed it.
He was in a truck and a deer was in one of the fenced lanes. He kept it running so it couldn't jump the fence. It tried to cut back and he opened the truck door and it ran in to it. While she was stunned he was able to jump out and kill it with a ball peen hammer.
He found a spot where deer were crossing through a barbed wire fence. He made a snare with some wire and caught deer by the neck a couple of times as they went through.
He clubbed a coon to death in the office with a golf club.
He found a pink pig wandering on river road. It was obviously a pet. He ate it.
He came to work talking about killing a 18 point buck with his wal mart bow in his back yard in Livonia. I didn't believe it but a couple days later he brought pictures. It was a fallow buck and it was hanging in the door jam of his living room. I found out from somebody else that his neighbor raised exotics. I guess one got out or he got in. I'd go with one getting out because he was scared shitless about getting caught trespassing.
They had some Canadian Geese that would hang out in the pasture. He rolled a hay bale up to them and picked a few off.
He went and caught a bunch of carp with a gill net, I think it was in False River or Old River. He ran them through a meat grinder and made fish balls with them. He then sold them in plate lunches as gar balls.
I'm sure there is a lot more random crap that he did that I am forgetting but it was always a hoot being around him. Every time he killed something he would say "if you're from the country and you're hungry it's because you're lazy or stupid". He would keep empty bread bags and put the meat he got at work in them to take home. Every payday he would talk about getting a mini "kag" of Heineken and a plank road hooker. I never knew if he was joking about the hooker or not.
1 week after he started working there we were riding in a side by side through a pasture. He saw a rabbit and threw a crescent wrench at it (probably about 10 feet) and killed it.
He was in a truck and a deer was in one of the fenced lanes. He kept it running so it couldn't jump the fence. It tried to cut back and he opened the truck door and it ran in to it. While she was stunned he was able to jump out and kill it with a ball peen hammer.
He found a spot where deer were crossing through a barbed wire fence. He made a snare with some wire and caught deer by the neck a couple of times as they went through.
He clubbed a coon to death in the office with a golf club.
He found a pink pig wandering on river road. It was obviously a pet. He ate it.
He came to work talking about killing a 18 point buck with his wal mart bow in his back yard in Livonia. I didn't believe it but a couple days later he brought pictures. It was a fallow buck and it was hanging in the door jam of his living room. I found out from somebody else that his neighbor raised exotics. I guess one got out or he got in. I'd go with one getting out because he was scared shitless about getting caught trespassing.
They had some Canadian Geese that would hang out in the pasture. He rolled a hay bale up to them and picked a few off.
He went and caught a bunch of carp with a gill net, I think it was in False River or Old River. He ran them through a meat grinder and made fish balls with them. He then sold them in plate lunches as gar balls.
I'm sure there is a lot more random crap that he did that I am forgetting but it was always a hoot being around him. Every time he killed something he would say "if you're from the country and you're hungry it's because you're lazy or stupid". He would keep empty bread bags and put the meat he got at work in them to take home. Every payday he would talk about getting a mini "kag" of Heineken and a plank road hooker. I never knew if he was joking about the hooker or not.
This post was edited on 6/18/18 at 8:19 am
Posted on 6/18/18 at 8:22 am to celltech1981
The 10 year old sociopath that live next door, accompanied by his pellet gun.
Posted on 6/18/18 at 8:24 am to celltech1981
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He saw a rabbit and threw a crescent wrench at it (probably about 10 feet) and killed it.
Posted on 6/18/18 at 8:43 am to celltech1981
That dude needs to be tested for sociopathy/psychopathy if he's killing deer with hammers. I would distance the HELL out of myself to him.
Posted on 6/18/18 at 8:46 am to m2pro
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That dude needs to be tested for sociopathy/psychopathy if he's killing deer with hammers
What about a crowbar? Asking for a friend.
Posted on 6/18/18 at 8:49 am to m2pro
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That dude needs to be tested for sociopathy/psychopathy if he's killing deer with hammers.
it was a quick kill. Why is braining a deer with a blow from a hammer any different than shooting one with a 30-06? he used what he had on hand to humanely get himself some food. IDK about the legality of it. You seem to have a disconnect with where meat comes from. Captive bolt guns are the most common method of slaughter but some places still use a sledge hammer. It wasn't long ago that most places used a sledge hammer.
Posted on 6/18/18 at 8:57 am to celltech1981
Whether or or not the morality of his kills are questionable, he sounds like the king of outlaws.
Posted on 6/18/18 at 9:06 am to upgrade
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he sounds like the king of outlaws.
Dude was killing stuff to eat. Don't get too upset. Anyone who is stuffing meat into bread bags to take home isn't hurting animal populations unless he is feeding 100 people.
Posted on 6/18/18 at 9:18 am to tenfoe
Oh, so outlawing is cool as long as I’m eating it. I’ve been mistaken by our game laws for quite some time now.
Posted on 6/18/18 at 9:21 am to upgrade
I never said he wasn't the king of outlaws. I was responding to a guy saying he was a psychopath because he killed a deer with a hammer. I bet the guy saying that has probably killed a snake with a shovel.
Posted on 6/18/18 at 9:22 am to celltech1981
If your guy and OBC where to team up it would be catastrophic to the wildlife population of the state
Posted on 6/18/18 at 9:37 am to celltech1981
Have a customer for work, that has a grandfather who did really, really well for himself. Not sure how they made their money, some of might be in farming which is what I deal with but I highly doubt it.
Anyways, we stopped by to get them to fill some paperwork out and see a few nice deer mounts in his home office and start talking about them, his grandpa says to come take a look over in this metal building.
They’ve got what I’d estimate at a 50ish yard long by 25 yards wide metal building (climate controlled). And the inside is absolutely covered top to bottom in trophy mounts. Hanging on the walls, on pedestals, or just sitting on the floor. Wherever he could pile them up. Lions, hippos, giraffe, deer, elk, monkeys, alligator, and tons of things I can’t even name. The guy had hunted every continent except Antarctica several times. Just me purely guessing as all I have to my name is 4 ducks and a single buck taxidermy-ed, but I’d guess 7 figures worth of taxidermy in there.
He’s my guess to the deadliest person I’ve ever met.
Anyways, we stopped by to get them to fill some paperwork out and see a few nice deer mounts in his home office and start talking about them, his grandpa says to come take a look over in this metal building.
They’ve got what I’d estimate at a 50ish yard long by 25 yards wide metal building (climate controlled). And the inside is absolutely covered top to bottom in trophy mounts. Hanging on the walls, on pedestals, or just sitting on the floor. Wherever he could pile them up. Lions, hippos, giraffe, deer, elk, monkeys, alligator, and tons of things I can’t even name. The guy had hunted every continent except Antarctica several times. Just me purely guessing as all I have to my name is 4 ducks and a single buck taxidermy-ed, but I’d guess 7 figures worth of taxidermy in there.
He’s my guess to the deadliest person I’ve ever met.
Posted on 6/18/18 at 9:43 am to celltech1981
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Why is braining a deer with a blow from a hammer any different than shooting one with a 30-06?
Posted on 6/18/18 at 9:44 am to celltech1981
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of slaughter but some places still use a sledge hammer. It wasn't long ago that most places used a sledge hammer.
A sledge hammer to the dome is not the same as a ball peen. Seriously, dude. Sounds like you're being protective of this kind of shite. I don't care that much about it all, I was just chiming in with what I saw as very strange behavior.
Posted on 6/18/18 at 9:53 am to celltech1981
tenfoe
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Deadliest person (to wild animals) that you know
This post was edited on 6/18/18 at 9:54 am
Posted on 6/18/18 at 9:54 am to m2pro
that deer was dead on the first hit. how is it not the same? I'm not going to call somebody a psychopath because they killed their food with a weapon i don't use. he's not needlessly torturing critters.
This post was edited on 6/18/18 at 9:57 am
Posted on 6/18/18 at 10:00 am to celltech1981
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He was in a truck and a deer was in one of the fenced lanes. He kept it running so it couldn't jump the fence. It tried to cut back and he opened the truck door and it ran in to it. While she was stunned he was able to jump out and kill it with a ball peen hammer.
My point is, if you go ask a random person if this is normal behavior, they will tell you it is not.
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