- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
Boudreaux & Thibodeaux...
Posted on 10/12/18 at 8:56 am
Posted on 10/12/18 at 8:56 am
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux get a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They bag six of them. As the two Cajuns start loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot says, “The plane can only take four of those.”
The two Cajuns object strongly. “Last year we shot six and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours!”
Reluctantly, the pilot gives in and all six are loaded. However, even with full power, the little plane can’t handle the load and down it goes and crashes in the middle of nowhere.
A few moments later, climbing out of the wreckage, Boudreaux asks Thibodeaux, “Any idea where we are?”
“I think we’re pretty close to where we crashed last year,” says Thibodeaux.??
The two Cajuns object strongly. “Last year we shot six and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours!”
Reluctantly, the pilot gives in and all six are loaded. However, even with full power, the little plane can’t handle the load and down it goes and crashes in the middle of nowhere.
A few moments later, climbing out of the wreckage, Boudreaux asks Thibodeaux, “Any idea where we are?”
“I think we’re pretty close to where we crashed last year,” says Thibodeaux.??
7
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:01 am to RichJ
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:06 am to RichJ
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:08 am to RichJ
Who downvoted a good Boudreaux Thibodeaux joke? Must be an Aggie
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:21 am to RichJ
Upvote if you read in a thick cajun accent. 
Posted on 10/12/18 at 9:36 am to TigerFan4040
Thibodeaux is sitting on his front porch when Boudreaux comes by with his pirogue full off nutri-sweet packets.
Boudreaux says "Thibodeaux, what in the hell are you doing?"
Thibodeaux says "I am going nutria hunting, wanna come?"
"Hell no" Boudreaux says. "You ain't gonna kill no nutrias like that"
Boudreaux comes by later that day with his pirogue slap full of nutrias.
Next day Boudreaux comes by with his pirogue full of duct tape. "I'm going duck hunting, wanna come?" Thibodeaux says "You a fool, you aint gonna kill no ducks with duct tape". That evening Boudreaux comes by with his pirogue full of ducks.
Next day Boudreaux stops by with his pirogue full of pussy willow branches. Thibodeaux jumps up and shouts "Hold on I'm coming!!!"
Boudreaux says "Thibodeaux, what in the hell are you doing?"
Thibodeaux says "I am going nutria hunting, wanna come?"
"Hell no" Boudreaux says. "You ain't gonna kill no nutrias like that"
Boudreaux comes by later that day with his pirogue slap full of nutrias.
Next day Boudreaux comes by with his pirogue full of duct tape. "I'm going duck hunting, wanna come?" Thibodeaux says "You a fool, you aint gonna kill no ducks with duct tape". That evening Boudreaux comes by with his pirogue full of ducks.
Next day Boudreaux stops by with his pirogue full of pussy willow branches. Thibodeaux jumps up and shouts "Hold on I'm coming!!!"
Posted on 10/12/18 at 11:33 am to marinebioman
Posted on 10/12/18 at 1:33 pm to RichJ
Posted on 10/12/18 at 1:41 pm to RichJ
Boudreaux was taking a lil' nap on his front porch when across the bayou his neighbor started blaring zydeco music.
Boudreaux yell "Hey Clarance, turn that down, I'm trying to take a nap!
Clarance yells back "Frick you Boudreaux, I do what I want on my side da bayou!"
Boudreaux tries to take a nap again, when Cotille comes out the kitchen.
Cotille say "Mais Boudreaux, tell him to turn it down, it's too noisy over dere!"
Boudreaux moans, because he know his wife gonna just nag him.
Boudreaux yells back over the Bayou, "CLARANCE, TURN DAT ZYDECO DOWN. MY WIFE CAN"T THINK MAKING HER ROUX!"
Clarance yells back, "FRICK YOU BOUDREAUX, and FRICK YOUR WIFE TOO!"
Well, Boudreaux has enough, he yells back "That's it Clarance, I'm goin whip yo arse!" he goes inside and gets his axe handle and walks off.
10 minutes later, Boudreaux walks back, all white and sweating like he done seen a ghost.
Cotille asks him, "What happened? I thought you were gonna kick his arse?"
Boudreaux said, "Mais, when I got to the overpass, I saw a sign, "Clarance 14' 8".. he didn't look that tall from across the bayou! I ain't messing with that."
"Play dat Keith Frank a little louder Clarance!"
Boudreaux yell "Hey Clarance, turn that down, I'm trying to take a nap!
Clarance yells back "Frick you Boudreaux, I do what I want on my side da bayou!"
Boudreaux tries to take a nap again, when Cotille comes out the kitchen.
Cotille say "Mais Boudreaux, tell him to turn it down, it's too noisy over dere!"
Boudreaux moans, because he know his wife gonna just nag him.
Boudreaux yells back over the Bayou, "CLARANCE, TURN DAT ZYDECO DOWN. MY WIFE CAN"T THINK MAKING HER ROUX!"
Clarance yells back, "FRICK YOU BOUDREAUX, and FRICK YOUR WIFE TOO!"
Well, Boudreaux has enough, he yells back "That's it Clarance, I'm goin whip yo arse!" he goes inside and gets his axe handle and walks off.
10 minutes later, Boudreaux walks back, all white and sweating like he done seen a ghost.
Cotille asks him, "What happened? I thought you were gonna kick his arse?"
Boudreaux said, "Mais, when I got to the overpass, I saw a sign, "Clarance 14' 8".. he didn't look that tall from across the bayou! I ain't messing with that."
"Play dat Keith Frank a little louder Clarance!"
Posted on 10/12/18 at 3:00 pm to RichJ
Pierre and Boudreaux crash land a plane. Pierre says "Boudreaux, do you see how short that runway was?". Boudreaux says, "Yea! But did you see how WIDE it was?"
Posted on 10/12/18 at 4:13 pm to SkintBack
One morning Boudreaux was called to the office and his boss said he had bad news. "Thibodeaux was killed in a car crash on the way to work. Someone has to go tell his wife, they didn't have a phone".
Boudreaux says "I'll go tell her" The Boss said. "No Boudreaux, we need someone to go tell her that has tact and compassion" Boudreaux said "that's me, I got lots of both.". Boudreaux heads off to Thibideaux's house to break the news.
Boudreaux got to the house and knocked on the door. The wife answered and said "What do you want?" Bourdreaux says "I'm looking for the widow Thibideaux". The woman looked at him and said " I ain't no widow"
Beaudreaux said "the hell you ain't".
Boudreaux says "I'll go tell her" The Boss said. "No Boudreaux, we need someone to go tell her that has tact and compassion" Boudreaux said "that's me, I got lots of both.". Boudreaux heads off to Thibideaux's house to break the news.
Boudreaux got to the house and knocked on the door. The wife answered and said "What do you want?" Bourdreaux says "I'm looking for the widow Thibideaux". The woman looked at him and said " I ain't no widow"
Beaudreaux said "the hell you ain't".
Posted on 10/12/18 at 5:33 pm to Tridentds
Boudreaux went pick up Thibodaux to bring him to work at Bollinger. When Thib got in Bouxs truck he saw a shiny bottle with a green top with the word Thermos on it.
Thib said "mais what dat is Bou I already never seen one of dem before me like dat?"
Boudreaux said "maid Thib, dats a Termos dat, keeps ya food hot or cold like nothing ya ever seen before yeah"
Thib said "maid Bou, where ya passed at to pick dat up"
Bou said "I got dat with T-Mans ole lady at the Wal-Marks in Machews"
Thib said "imma gave to make a pass and get me one yeah!"
Next day Boudreaux picks up Thibodaux for work and sees Thibodaux bright eyed and bushy tailed carrying his brand new Thermos.
Boudreaux says, "mais Thib I see ya got ya Termos you too huh? Wut ya got in dat thing?
Thibodaux said "Freeze pops and a bowl of gumbo!"
Thib said "mais what dat is Bou I already never seen one of dem before me like dat?"
Boudreaux said "maid Thib, dats a Termos dat, keeps ya food hot or cold like nothing ya ever seen before yeah"
Thib said "maid Bou, where ya passed at to pick dat up"
Bou said "I got dat with T-Mans ole lady at the Wal-Marks in Machews"
Thib said "imma gave to make a pass and get me one yeah!"
Next day Boudreaux picks up Thibodaux for work and sees Thibodaux bright eyed and bushy tailed carrying his brand new Thermos.
Boudreaux says, "mais Thib I see ya got ya Termos you too huh? Wut ya got in dat thing?
Thibodaux said "Freeze pops and a bowl of gumbo!"
Posted on 10/13/18 at 10:02 am to CHEDBALLZ
Thibodeaux & Boudreaux were out on the lake fishing in a little 14ft flat boat when they decided to move to a better spot. As Boudreaux pulled on the rope to start his 20hp Mercury Outboard, the motor simply fell off the transom into the water. He quickly dove into the water and began to pull on the rope of the motor, once again trying to start it, at the bottom of the 8ft deep lake.
Thibodeaux was watching through the relevantly clear water as his podnuh feverishly cranked on the motor. Then he yelled, "Boudreaux..you dummy! You got to choke it!"
Thibodeaux was watching through the relevantly clear water as his podnuh feverishly cranked on the motor. Then he yelled, "Boudreaux..you dummy! You got to choke it!"
Posted on 10/13/18 at 10:36 am to Lutcher Lad
One dark night outside of Westlake , a small town in Louisiana , a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames.
The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.
When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact."
But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files.
From a distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Cajun Hackberry Rural Township Volunteer Fire Company, composed mainly of Cajuns over the age of 65.
To everyone's amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant. Without even slowing down, it drove straight into the middle of the inferno.
Outside, the other firemen watched as the Hackberry old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides.. It was a performance and effort never seen before.
Within a short time, the Cajun old timers had extinguished the fire and had saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.
The local KPLC TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking the chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"
"Whall," said Boudreaux, the 70-year-old fire chief, "Da first ting we gonna do is fix dem brakes on dat damn truck!"
The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.
When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact."
But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files.
From a distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Cajun Hackberry Rural Township Volunteer Fire Company, composed mainly of Cajuns over the age of 65.
To everyone's amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant. Without even slowing down, it drove straight into the middle of the inferno.
Outside, the other firemen watched as the Hackberry old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides.. It was a performance and effort never seen before.
Within a short time, the Cajun old timers had extinguished the fire and had saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave fire fighters.
The local KPLC TV news reporter rushed in to capture the event on film, asking the chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"
"Whall," said Boudreaux, the 70-year-old fire chief, "Da first ting we gonna do is fix dem brakes on dat damn truck!"
Page 1 of 1
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News