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Anyone ever seen a mushroom like this?

Posted on 2/20/16 at 1:31 pm
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5318 posts
Posted on 2/20/16 at 1:31 pm
Found it in my flowerbed. Wtf is it?



Yes I'm aware it looks like a dick.
This post was edited on 2/20/16 at 1:33 pm
Posted by LSUMurse
Metairie, LA
Member since May 2008
352 posts
Posted on 2/20/16 at 1:34 pm to
No idea what it is, but it looks like a before and after picture.
Posted by gorillacoco
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2009
5318 posts
Posted on 2/20/16 at 1:37 pm to
you're right
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 2/20/16 at 2:19 pm to
My mom found one of those in her flower bed a few years ago and never figured out what it was. They're really weird.
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32642 posts
Posted on 2/20/16 at 2:22 pm to
If it's been there for more than 4 hours, call a doctor
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 2/20/16 at 3:18 pm to
I thought that was a severed finger at first
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
16539 posts
Posted on 2/20/16 at 3:36 pm to
You meat gazer you.

LINK
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55979 posts
Posted on 2/20/16 at 3:43 pm to
sorry, bro...should have used a condom....
Posted by Polar Pop
Member since Feb 2012
10748 posts
Posted on 2/20/16 at 3:51 pm to
quote:

Stinkhorn


Appropriately named
Posted by FromtheVilles
The Burg
Member since Dec 2013
213 posts
Posted on 2/20/16 at 3:51 pm to
It's some sort of stinkhorn
Posted by RickfromArizona
Sonoran Desert
Member since Sep 2013
366 posts
Posted on 2/20/16 at 4:00 pm to
Is that a metaphor?
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33858 posts
Posted on 2/20/16 at 4:18 pm to
Where's the NSFW, dick?
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 2/20/16 at 5:06 pm to
Stinkhorns were a pain in my side for years. Once they bloom they've already reproduced appearantly
Posted by Shanesix
Abita Springs
Member since Apr 2008
1936 posts
Posted on 2/20/16 at 6:30 pm to
quote:

Stinkhorns were a pain in my side for years. Once they bloom they've already reproduced appearantly


This -- they are a smelly pain in the arse!
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
29409 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 1:08 am to
quote:

it looks like a before and after picture. 
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 9:20 am to
This will spread like the plague unless you iradicate them immediately. After a month of removing the bloomed mushrooms, I looked under a layer of mulch to discover like 40 unbloomed stinkhorns. The reason they stink is to attract flies. The flies land on the mushroom, pick up the spores (or whatever), then spread them around.

I spent years hunting for these things under my mulch trying to remove them before they bloomed. I never really got rid of them.
This post was edited on 2/21/16 at 9:22 am
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
10558 posts
Posted on 2/21/16 at 10:04 am to
I had some messicans trimming shrubs for me a few years back. I pointed out to them where one of those things was trying to push up through the pine straw. One of them uncovered it - never heard so much laughing and jabbering in my life.
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