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Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:04 pm to
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frick a squirrel
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frick a mouse
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frick a possum
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frick a rabbit
Every time I hunt, I swear I hear a 300lb B&C monster walking up behind me
Posted by jorconalx
alexandria
Member since Aug 2011
8593 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:09 pm to
quote:

I dont think I have ever heard a deer coming even when I happen to be luckily staring exactly where they come out



Me either. Alx is old. His secret is his Magic Ear hearing aids...
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81604 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:21 pm to
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 4:44 pm to
I never understood why somebody who has a rifle in their hands would think to grab a pistol to shoot off a rogue mararauding murderous hog.

Ever actually been charged by one? I have. A 320 pound one that had a bullet in its arse. Two 12 gauges full of buckshot were barely enough to slow it down.
Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64031 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 5:10 pm to
Yes. I have. That's why I have a 45 on the hip with hollow points and hot loads.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 5:32 pm to
You'd have been fuccckkkttttttt with that thing

That thing took SIX loads of 00 to the face/shoulder/ribs and still wasn't dead. I'd have given my arse to have a centerfire rifle for about 2 or 3 seconds. No way in hell im going to grab for a .45 to handle that shite.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34957 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 5:56 pm to
few beers and a blunt. chill in the box, drink some beers. spark up. enjoy the peace and quiet.
Posted by mtb010
San Antonio
Member since Sep 2009
4368 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 6:47 pm to
I have either wiped my arse with leaves or came back without an undershirt too many times, so toilet paper always comes with me.
Posted by Jarlaxle
Calimport
Member since Dec 2010
2868 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 6:53 pm to
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toilet paper always comes with me.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34957 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 6:54 pm to
god i cant imagine hunting on public land. bring tp with you? i shite at the house then walk 10 min to my box.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 6:58 pm to
You either have the bowels of a God or don't partake in the typical camp activities the rest of use do. Drink 12 budweisers, eat rice and gravy, wake up, eat biscuits, drink a half a pot of coffee, eat some fig newtons on the stand. You'll be shittin ya britches in no time
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34957 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 7:01 pm to
i stay drunk/high if im up on our land. i just make sure to shite before i walk out. and if i do happen to get that urge, ill just head back to the house and go to a different stand for the remainder of the hunt.

in all seriousness, im convinced deer love weed. wont see shite, light up, 10 min later i have a couple does and a buck chillin in the food plot.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 7:08 pm to
I usually end up a long arse ways away from motorized transportation. I drop deuce at least once a weekend in the woods.

There was a guy who posted here in years past who said the same thing about dope

Nico, if you're still reading this board, I still shoot better than you.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34957 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 7:12 pm to
yeah. so glad i dont have that problem hell, ill park my jeep under a stand if its raining so i dont walk in the rain.

but for real... i swear deer love the smell of the ganja.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 7:17 pm to
I've got stands I can drive my truck to but I'm ate up with the young and dumb so the worse the weather is the farther away I end up it seems like.

I do laugh at the people who piss in water bottles and wash their clothes with pine cones and shite. I killed the 2nd best deer of my life wearing a blue T shirt and blue jeans, with a half a can of Copenhagen in my lip, making more noise than an armadillo in leaves, and had just finished pissing and taking on the phone. Shot it at all of 10 yards away

Deer are dumb but we are dumber.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34957 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 7:23 pm to
i dont have anything camo except a hat and jacket/shirt.

box stands on ridges ftw!
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 7:27 pm to
Oh I was standing in knee deep water in hip boots when I shot mine.

I'm a firm believer in hunting off the ground. The box stands are nice and all, but there's a whole lot of land I like to get up in. When the rut is on box stands rule but otherwise I'd rather go find him than wait for him to walk out.

Which is why I never go without a compass. No matter how much "swamp sense" (as I heard one guy say) you think you have, north ain't always where you think it is. I spend lots of time in the woods at night coon hunting and the North Star thing sounds all well and good until it's cloudy as shite and you can't see more than one star at a time.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81604 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 7:36 pm to
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god i cant imagine hunting on public land. bring tp with you?
The parking lot at Brooke's Brake is a mine field during the rut.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117681 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 7:49 pm to
Get these. Thank me later.





Got them for Christmas last year and made a couple weeks worth of bow hunts with them. You'll love them.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34957 posts
Posted on 9/18/17 at 7:49 pm to
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The parking lot at Brooke's Brake is a mine field during the rut.



that's disgusting. just another reason ill never hunt on public land.
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