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re: Does anyone on here still believe oil comes from fossils?
Posted on 7/14/10 at 9:41 pm to MountainTiger
Posted on 7/14/10 at 9:41 pm to MountainTiger
frickin HA!
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Posted on 7/14/10 at 9:47 pm to TigerDog83
Yeah I hope the OP was joking. The earth has gone through 4-6 complete cycles of it's crust sinking into the mantle, melting into molten rock, and then making it back onto the earth's surface through volcanoes, rifts, etc...
Organic matter gets trapped and collects once it is in the mantle...
Organic matter gets trapped and collects once it is in the mantle...
Posted on 7/14/10 at 9:47 pm to Volvagia
Posted on 7/14/10 at 9:51 pm to lsu480
What the frick are you doing reading homeschool literature?
Posted on 7/14/10 at 9:51 pm to lsu480
This thread is disappointing...
Posted on 7/14/10 at 10:09 pm to CalcuttaTigah
It was the first result on Google.
Posted on 7/14/10 at 10:09 pm to lsu480
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This link says oil comes from fossils!!!
HAHA dude I can find links that says elvis is still alive, do you really trust the internet that much?
Posted on 7/14/10 at 10:24 pm to CalcuttaTigah
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What the frick are you doing reading homeschool literature?
And he isn't even reading it well.
It clearly states that the path of fossilization and the path of oil formation are different.
Posted on 7/14/10 at 10:26 pm to Volvagia
of curse not. peak oil is a myth. dinos only went extinct 5k years ago or so.
Posted on 7/14/10 at 11:23 pm to lsu480
You're right.
Jesus dug a great big hole and dumped all the black "satan juice" into a hole and then covered it up with rocks and mountains, so that one day the evilest of humans (DICK CHENEY!!!) would discover it and bring the book of revelations upon themselves.
This all happened, BTW, on the "5th day", which a historian at my local worship center tells me took place somewhere between 4,995 and 5,000 years ago, when the Earth was but 4 days old!!
We don't know the exact date, but we DO know that it was the day BEFORE he buried all the fake dinosaur bones to throw us off his trail!
Jesus dug a great big hole and dumped all the black "satan juice" into a hole and then covered it up with rocks and mountains, so that one day the evilest of humans (DICK CHENEY!!!) would discover it and bring the book of revelations upon themselves.
This all happened, BTW, on the "5th day", which a historian at my local worship center tells me took place somewhere between 4,995 and 5,000 years ago, when the Earth was but 4 days old!!
We don't know the exact date, but we DO know that it was the day BEFORE he buried all the fake dinosaur bones to throw us off his trail!
Posted on 7/15/10 at 1:51 am to Luke4LSU
I've looked at this board twice in the past two weeks and both times lsu480 has posted retarded shite
This post was edited on 7/15/10 at 1:52 am
Posted on 7/15/10 at 7:02 am to lsu480
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I have been thinking about this on my own and realized there is no way that oil can come from fossils
We are all awestruck by this rigorous empirical analysis. Share more of your wisdom.
Posted on 7/15/10 at 8:06 am to Bwana Whiskey
What I don't get is the La Brea tar pits LA. Just doesn't seem like dinosaurs would go that close to downtown.
Posted on 7/15/10 at 8:13 am to VanRIch
Posted on 7/15/10 at 1:57 pm to lsu480
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I have been thinking about this on my own and realized there is no way that oil can come from fossils.
Holy smokes........
"This is the most insanely idiotic thing I've ever heard, at no point do you ever come close to what could be considered a rational thought, we are all dumber for having seen this, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul"
Posted on 7/15/10 at 3:00 pm to TJG210
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"This is the most insanely idiotic thing I've ever heard, at no point do you ever come close to what could be considered a rational thought, we are all dumber for having seen this, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul"
was wondering how long this would take.
This post was edited on 7/15/10 at 3:00 pm
Posted on 7/15/10 at 3:03 pm to lsu480
Our universe is only a couple thousand years old. Jesus created everything the way it was. He even buried dead creatures and bones and all kinds of stuff to try to fool us.
Posted on 7/15/10 at 3:26 pm to lsu480
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So how did this many fossils get THIS DEEP???????
in the alternative reality to the bible, the earth is billions of years old.
PS> no one knows how the oil got there.
the abiotics could be right.
If someone tells you they know, one way or the other, they are just deluded.
Posted on 7/15/10 at 3:31 pm to ottothewise
FTR I am not religious at all. Oil comes from the Earth somehow....not from any kind of fossils. Anyone that cant see that is just retarded.
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