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re: Zima is coming back!

Posted on 5/5/17 at 4:26 pm to
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19821 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 4:26 pm to
Was that the guy from Sopranos in the video?

Michael Imperioli
This post was edited on 5/5/17 at 4:28 pm
Posted by LSU316
Rice and Easy Baby!!!
Member since Nov 2007
30308 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 5:00 pm to
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First time drunk was on Zima


1) Pour out half bottle of Zima
2) Fill with Vodka
3) Insert Jolly Rancher


We used to call that the panty dropper in high school....yea we were douchebags but we certainly had some luck getting inhibition to go to the wind. It tasted like arse but when we were 16 girls our age seemed to love it.

A trip to the "Asian" (not the word we used but I don't want to get banned) store always ended with a bunch of liquor and several sixers of Zima.
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

Despite capturing nearly 1 percent of the domestic alcohol market during its peak, the brand never achieved lasting success with its target demographic of young men.

This is where they fricked up. I remember Zima being a thirty something chick drink. One that was too sophisticated for beer but too trashy for wine.
This post was edited on 5/5/17 at 5:35 pm
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12722 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 5:41 pm to
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Zima is coming back!
There were three such drinks that tried their damnedest to not be for betas: Zima, Mike's Hard Lemonade, and another... anyone remember the third?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38567 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 5:43 pm to
That Hornsby's apple shite?
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12722 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 5:44 pm to
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That Hornsby's apple shite?
No... it was a little more mainstream than that. Damn, this is going to bug me for the next few minutes.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38567 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 5:46 pm to
Smirnoff Ice? I got nothing.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17356 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 5:47 pm to
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Zima is coming back!


That shitty drink?
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12722 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 5:47 pm to
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Smirnoff Ice?
That might be it. Didn't have vodka in it, basically just a cloudy Zima.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38567 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

basically just a cloudy Zima

Sounds like Smirnoff Ice.
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12722 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 5:50 pm to
I just want to know when I'm getting my Orbitz back???

Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
10384 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

First time drunk was on Zima


I thought it was non alcoholic...
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 5:54 pm to
I have an ex who introduced me to zima. I didnt realize it even has alcohol until this thread.

Never bought it.

I am in wine country. Decent organic reds under $10.

Beer should be outlawed. Tastes awful. I like sierra pale ale when the temp hovers at 94.
Two of those at the beach while my family swim like olympians and i survey the young talent frolicking.

Zima needs a new brewmeister. Its a so-what beverage.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
163109 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 5:55 pm to
Sky Blue was the drink of choice for our HS girls

I remember zima advertisements when I was a kid, I wanted one, they made them look quite refreshing
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38567 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 5:56 pm to
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Beer should be outlawed. Tastes awful.

Jesus, I don't even know where to start with this.
Posted by Gnar Cat21
Piña Coladaburg
Member since Sep 2009
17144 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 5:59 pm to
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Beer should be outlawed. Tastes awful.


Try drinking real beer noob
Posted by AthensRattler
Classic City, GA
Member since Dec 2013
949 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 6:00 pm to
quote:

quote:
basically just a cloudy Zima

Sounds like Smirnoff Ice.


This crap?

Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
80825 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 6:09 pm to
I had it once when I went with a college girlfriend to Key West in about 1992. It was new and a bunch of bars were selling it for 25 cents. We were on a budget to say the least and it was a cheap drunk for $2 each. A good memory.
This post was edited on 5/5/17 at 6:10 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38567 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 6:11 pm to
They tried to market it as a spring break/frat party type drink and that's where they fricked up. Should have targeted younger women.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66499 posts
Posted on 5/5/17 at 6:11 pm to
Had one buddy who would drink those sparxx (half malt liquor, half energy drink) they were in an orange can. He would get all wild after a few of those
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