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re: Your wife says ok to going to hooters for your birthday

Posted on 7/6/17 at 11:57 am to
Posted by SteveLSU35
Shreveport
Member since Mar 2004
15101 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 11:57 am to
How long have y'all been married? Who gives a damn. If you want it go eat it. I'd rather go with my boys no wives so we can chill out.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 11:57 am to
Your wife has to give you permission to make a "special" trip to hooters? It's just a damn restaurant. My wife suggests it on a regular basis when we are in the mood for wings.

Sounds like you're already trapped....In a shitty marriage.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
52798 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 11:57 am to
My wife won't tell me where I can and can't eat
Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
6626 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 11:57 am to
This is our 2nd year in two weeks
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18793 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 11:58 am to
Hooters is not what it was 15+ years ago. They should change the name to Heifers.

I actually go there for the food, now.
This post was edited on 7/6/17 at 12:00 pm
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5330 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 11:59 am to
quote:

She wanted me to buy her stuff afterwards


Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 11:59 am to
You have to get permission to go to Hooter's.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64557 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

I actually go there for the food, now.


Why?
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 12:01 pm to
So you have to ask your wife where you can eat... got it. Sad.
Posted by Restomod
Member since Mar 2012
13493 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

family is rich. They have a boat for god sakes.


A boat?

Holy shite!
Posted by bayouvette
Raceland
Member since Oct 2005
5985 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 12:02 pm to
should just ask for a divorce
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104468 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

Your wife says ok to going to hooters for your birthday
Is this a trap or she just being reasonable?


Mind you, we've been there once before with mixed results. She wanted me to buy her stuff afterwards



This is a really well played troll. You've caught several pages hook, line, and sinker.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25427 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 12:07 pm to
It's a trap to eat cheap, shitty food. Get a decent quality ribeye for your birthday at least, man.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64557 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

This is a really well played troll.


It was pretty thinly veiled in fact.
This post was edited on 7/6/17 at 12:08 pm
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46211 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

ok to going to hooters

Who the frick actually gets upset about going to Hooters? It's just a wing place. If some guy is going to cheat on his wife with some waitress in a tight tank top and 80's socks and Reeboks, he's probably already cheating on her.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

tight tank top and 80's socks and Reeboks,
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104468 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 12:10 pm to
Regardless, people ate it up like a plate of Hooters wings.
Posted by Johnny Carson
Member since Jul 2010
1320 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 12:10 pm to
The better option is to buy the wife a Hooter's outfit (providing she is not a huge beastly woman). Have her buy some wings and beer to serve you for your birthday dinner. Tell her if she wants a "tip", she is going to have to work for it. Better chance of you getting laid on your birthday this way than actually going to Hooter's
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26338 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 12:11 pm to
Tell her you prefer wings from Buffalo Wild Wings instead
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33220 posts
Posted on 7/6/17 at 12:12 pm to
I read this as hookers. Why go to hooters on your birthday?
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