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re: Your favorite sayings you've ever heard?

Posted on 11/19/18 at 2:15 pm to
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
28067 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 2:15 pm to
You can't turn a whore into a housewife.

You young'uns take this to heart
Posted by philly444
stuck in contraflow
Member since Nov 2008
12303 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 2:15 pm to
As a former frat dude, some of you people joined some weird arse frats. Must be a Pike
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138224 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 2:17 pm to
Lack of preparation on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
Posted by lurkr
Member since Jan 2008
12382 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 2:17 pm to
If you can't be good, be good at it.

Be careful, if not, name it after me.

Let's not turn this rape into a murder.
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 2:21 pm to
From an old Charlie Daniels song "Quicker than Grant took Richmond".
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
11445 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 2:27 pm to
When in my 20s, me and some buddies were about to walk into a bar, chasing women. One of my buddies clapped his hands together and said, “boys, let’s go fat early and beat the rush!” I laughed my arse off and to this day when we get together we tell that story.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33085 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 2:28 pm to
Managing a bag of snakes is what I do every day.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
86732 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

"fr33manator thinks he can cook, but don't eat his nasty shite"
lame
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
43148 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 2:32 pm to
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4083 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 2:34 pm to
You guys look like a couple of monkeys trying to frick a football.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133655 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

You can't turn a whore into a housewife.



But you can damn sure turn a housewife into a whore
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133655 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 2:37 pm to
You are so ugly, you could press your face into dough and make gorilla cookies
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72032 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 2:38 pm to
that's your favorite saying?

really?
Posted by redneck hippie
Oklahoma
Member since Dec 2008
6304 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 2:40 pm to
a guy told me yesterday he ‘was getting fatter than the town dog.’

new one on me
Posted by Benjamin Ryan
Hodges
Member since Aug 2018
301 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 2:42 pm to
That boy is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
Posted by Reda LSU
Los Angeles
Member since Jan 2013
4230 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 2:42 pm to
"Don't count your chips before you cash out" is what my dad told me
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27138 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 2:42 pm to
evil prevails when good men fail to act
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133655 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

"fr33manator thinks he can cook, but don't eat his nasty shite"


What is your major malfunction wheelie welcher?

If I had any doubt in my abilities your stupid shite might bother me, but Empty plates, seconds and thirds tell me I must be doing something right.

So until someone comes along and tells me that my cuisine is as worthless as your legs, I’m not losing sleep over what some feckless, gormless, failed abortion who won’t honor his bet says.


Begone, Dime store clearance rack Krang
This post was edited on 11/19/18 at 2:55 pm
Posted by Blueprint
Member since Apr 2018
2186 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 2:49 pm to
Can’t believe you are getting down voted. That’s hilarious.
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21470 posts
Posted on 11/19/18 at 2:51 pm to
Girl knows a dick ain’t square.
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