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re: Your best sexual partner
Posted on 7/30/20 at 10:38 pm to redfish99
Posted on 7/30/20 at 10:38 pm to redfish99
Most chicks "little man in the boat" is the size of a match head... this girls was the size of a damn marble. My god I have never met another woman so easy to please. Trouble is... anyone could please her so she was a slut.
Find a girl with a micro man in the boat. Figure out how to work it and she is yours for life
Find a girl with a micro man in the boat. Figure out how to work it and she is yours for life
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Posted on 7/30/20 at 10:40 pm to donkeydong
Several 18 year old catholic school girl hostesses
Posted on 7/30/20 at 10:43 pm to donkeydong
quote:
Most chicks "little man in the boat" is the size of a match head... this girls was the size of a damn marble. My god I have never met another woman so easy to please. Trouble is... anyone could please her so she was a slut.
Find a girl with a micro man in the boat. Figure out how to work it and she is yours for life
Posted on 7/30/20 at 10:48 pm to JBM210
Probably a barely 5' chick. First date kind of thing
Posted on 7/30/20 at 10:49 pm to JBM210
I still see your mom on the regular.
(Feeling lazy, don't want to read this thread. Don't care if this has been posted already.)
(Feeling lazy, don't want to read this thread. Don't care if this has been posted already.)
Posted on 7/30/20 at 10:52 pm to JBM210
My last girlfriend. Dated 3 months. First date went to pick her up for dinner, she was ready to frick then. She was a horny lil thing. Would just ask random shite.
“So, when are you gonna let me blow you while you’re driving?”
“I’m bisexual and if you want to bring a girl in and have a threesome, we can.”
She ended up being crazy and totally fricked up me wanting to be in a relationship right now. Oh yeah, single mom to.
“So, when are you gonna let me blow you while you’re driving?”
“I’m bisexual and if you want to bring a girl in and have a threesome, we can.”
She ended up being crazy and totally fricked up me wanting to be in a relationship right now. Oh yeah, single mom to.
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:04 pm to BurningHeart
Bro, if you haven't encountered the female version of a "big dick" in your life... then you have never lived. Very few women are easy to please.. but those are the ones you need to experience at least once. Whatever you do don't try to tame her. Just be glad you got to be a part of that
Any of you baws that married that "chick". Sorry she destroyed your life even if you don't realize it yet. She is bouncing that erect clit on anything interested and everyone is laughing at you
Any of you baws that married that "chick". Sorry she destroyed your life even if you don't realize it yet. She is bouncing that erect clit on anything interested and everyone is laughing at you
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:05 pm to JBM210
I met my hand at 13, we are still best pals when wife's too tired.
This post was edited on 7/30/20 at 11:05 pm
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:20 pm to JBM210
A not so attractive tomboy. Great girl. Fun, enthusiastic. Her lack of physical beauty didn’t bother me. She was fun to hangout with. Wish I would’ve stuck around for her.
This post was edited on 7/30/20 at 11:26 pm
Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:26 pm to JBM210
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Posted on 7/30/20 at 11:34 pm to RLDSC FAN
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Bat shite crazy 35 year old. I was 22. Good times
Similar story, here.
I was 19. She was 28.
She was a cocktail waitress at a strip club.
We had the crazy fights for the makeup sex for almost 2 years.
About a decade later, she did go tinfoil hat crazy. I never saw her (she'd call me at work) but I'm guessing that she got too old to be a young man's whore. She was spooked out of her mind.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 6:33 am to jbgleason
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Your best sexual partner
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some 300 pound dude in his moms basement with a tub of Vaseline and a sticky old towel
Yeah, it's weird how the most attractive ones don't necessarily end up being the most fun.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 7:16 am to JBM210
I don’t know where to even start. I’ve fricked some freaky yet psycho bitches in my day.
Close call between this little red head from Arkansas who would try anything, a bud light promotion girl in starkville who had the most amazing feeling pussy ever, a girl from my hometown who is just wild as frick and fricks like a nympho porn star and will let you snort coke off her tits and clit and is into FFM threesomes, and one who was a 6’5 TFA teacher from California
Close call between this little red head from Arkansas who would try anything, a bud light promotion girl in starkville who had the most amazing feeling pussy ever, a girl from my hometown who is just wild as frick and fricks like a nympho porn star and will let you snort coke off her tits and clit and is into FFM threesomes, and one who was a 6’5 TFA teacher from California
Posted on 7/31/20 at 7:25 am to Pisco
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She was a horny lil thing. Would just ask random shite.
“So, when are you gonna let me blow you while you’re driving?”
“I’m bisexual and if you want to bring a girl in and have a threesome, we can.”
Should have married this one baw
Posted on 7/31/20 at 7:31 am to JBM210
The best was a 36 yr old Milf. Great in the sack. Hot body good looking and Up for anything. The problem with her and most are they are CRAZY as Hell. And someone’s car is going to get keyed. Ugggggg
Posted on 7/31/20 at 8:11 am to JBM210
25. I had just moved to Atlanta and met her out in a club the first weekend I was in town. Total freak and had managed a Frederick of Hollywood's, so the lingerie collection was on point.
We were together for 2.5 years and I broke it off because I thought I wasn't ready/didn't want to be a dad.
She was the one I mentioned in "the one that got away"
thread.
We were together for 2.5 years and I broke it off because I thought I wasn't ready/didn't want to be a dad.
She was the one I mentioned in "the one that got away"
thread.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 8:19 am to JBM210
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At what age in life did you find this person? How long did you stay with them?
23 years old. 3 months, but we had a few weekend flings afterward.
quote:
Turned into wife or husband?
haha, no. she was pretty crazy.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 8:36 am to deltaland
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Should have married this one baw
Nope nope nope.
Been there. Done that.
Mine was my college gf.
Other than a perfect arse, there was nothing overly special. She didn't do anal, didn't swallow. Wasn't into the darker things I liked.
But I've never met a woman who was as much fun in the bedroom.
Ex wife was the exact opposite.
Posted on 7/31/20 at 9:49 am to JBM210
27. She was my GF for about a year. Great piece of tail, but ABSOLUTELY CRAZY AF(could start an entire thread about her antics). Anyway, I had to give the relationship the boot, but about a year later she started hitting me back up for pitty patty. She would hit me up at the most random times and we would go at it like wild animals, then she'd disappear for weeks at a time. I'm talking about no limit, do whatever the F you want to her.
After about a year of trick bangin it quit almost cold turkey.
About a year after the routine ended I see her best friend at the bar and she spills the beans to me about that whole debacle.
Turns out after I broke up with ole girl she went and got back with her hometown sweetheart and got engaged. When he would go on his out of town business trips that is when she would show up at my doorstep. She was doing the whole celibate thing with him during their engagement but was coming to me for the business.
Made me feel like shite when I found out, I felt bad for the poor dude, but I had zero clue of any of it at the time. Now they're happily married with kids, apparently.
Yes, She was CRAZY AF.
After about a year of trick bangin it quit almost cold turkey.
About a year after the routine ended I see her best friend at the bar and she spills the beans to me about that whole debacle.
Turns out after I broke up with ole girl she went and got back with her hometown sweetheart and got engaged. When he would go on his out of town business trips that is when she would show up at my doorstep. She was doing the whole celibate thing with him during their engagement but was coming to me for the business.
Made me feel like shite when I found out, I felt bad for the poor dude, but I had zero clue of any of it at the time. Now they're happily married with kids, apparently.
Yes, She was CRAZY AF.
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