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Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:19 am to Hammertime
You should make up stories where you don't come off like white trash
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:25 am to lsu480
quote:But this is why the OP's lie is so poor. Drinking that much and puking it out because the body rejected it (much of it never entered the blood stream) is a lot different than what the OP was insinuating.
Right when he finished I gave him his cash and GTFO because I thought he would be in bad shape soon and I didn't want to stick around. I guess about 30 minutes later he started puking everywhere and had to be taken home where he puked for another day or so. He drank every night and is 6"0 or so and about 190.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:27 am to Darth_Vader
quote:
Hammer would beat you to a bloody pulp.
you think he yells "ITS HAMMER TIME" before he destroys his adversaries? Id like to think so
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:29 am to Hammertime
None of this happened.
Another hammertime bullshite story.
Trololol
Another hammertime bullshite story.
Trololol
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:30 am to DownshiftAndFloorIt
quote:
I do know the guy used to log for a living. Those guys are a little tweaked in the head
You know that, or he said that on TD?
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:33 am to Hammertime
It's funny when tough guys get in a fight and post it on a message board.
To me this means it was your first fight, nothing happened, or your excited you didn't get your arse beat. If you really are a tough guy then this shouldn't be news and you have no need to say look at me. Whip some arse and move on like you've been there before.
To me this means it was your first fight, nothing happened, or your excited you didn't get your arse beat. If you really are a tough guy then this shouldn't be news and you have no need to say look at me. Whip some arse and move on like you've been there before.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:40 am to TheAlmightySmash
quote:
you think he yells "ITS HAMMER TIME" before he destroys his adversaries? Id like to think so
And when he's done he does the Hammertime dance over the lifeless body of his opponent while turning up and killing an entire fifth of Jack Daniels.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:43 am to TheIndulger
I know it. I met the guy once.
ETA: and he gave me a very well used chainsaw bar.
ETA: and he gave me a very well used chainsaw bar.
This post was edited on 9/6/15 at 11:44 am
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:51 am to Hammertime
quote:
stabbed once by a bottle of Jack already,
Did they take it from you and beat your arse with it?
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:52 am to Hammertime
You're so full of shite. I have had many different times in my life that I was a fifth a day person. You didn't drink a handle yesterday and start drinking again this morning. If you did there will never be another post from this account.
Posted on 9/6/15 at 12:03 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
quote:
I know it. I met the guy once.
What did his hands look like?
Posted on 9/6/15 at 12:39 pm to Ritual76
Blue collared old fashioned good ole baws.
Typically construction workers
Typically construction workers
Posted on 9/6/15 at 12:45 pm to Hammertime
Stop Hammertime, just stop
Posted on 9/6/15 at 12:52 pm to stout
Don't worry man, I'm still alive. Yes, I drank a fifth before I went out last night. Left the house about a half an hour after the game was cancelled. Spent about a bill at bars that are cheap and pour heavy. Yes the dude was throwing peanuts like a little kid, I'm assuming because I was talking to his ex and he was upset. I asked him probably four or five times to stop, but he didn't for some reason. Bout to head to this seafood fest if my brain stops throbbing
Used Uber for the first time last night, and that's pretty damn handy and easy to use. I can see why the cabbie union was so opposed to it
Used Uber for the first time last night, and that's pretty damn handy and easy to use. I can see why the cabbie union was so opposed to it
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