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re: Youngsters, if you're gonna start a fight, please back it up

Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:18 am to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69483 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:18 am to
quote:

by Split2874
I keep my hand nice and smooth....that way they never see the true badass I really am




Hammer would beat you to a bloody pulp.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:19 am to
You should make up stories where you don't come off like white trash
Posted by buckeye_vol
Member since Jul 2014
35359 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:25 am to
quote:

Right when he finished I gave him his cash and GTFO because I thought he would be in bad shape soon and I didn't want to stick around. I guess about 30 minutes later he started puking everywhere and had to be taken home where he puked for another day or so. He drank every night and is 6"0 or so and about 190.
But this is why the OP's lie is so poor. Drinking that much and puking it out because the body rejected it (much of it never entered the blood stream) is a lot different than what the OP was insinuating.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5487 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:27 am to
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Hammer would beat you to a bloody pulp.

you think he yells "ITS HAMMER TIME" before he destroys his adversaries? Id like to think so
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
35832 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:29 am to
None of this happened.

Another hammertime bullshite story.

Trololol
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19245 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:30 am to
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I do know the guy used to log for a living. Those guys are a little tweaked in the head


You know that, or he said that on TD?
Posted by BoxmanTiger
Ohio
Member since Dec 2013
666 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:33 am to
It's funny when tough guys get in a fight and post it on a message board.

To me this means it was your first fight, nothing happened, or your excited you didn't get your arse beat. If you really are a tough guy then this shouldn't be news and you have no need to say look at me. Whip some arse and move on like you've been there before.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
69483 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:40 am to
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you think he yells "ITS HAMMER TIME" before he destroys his adversaries? Id like to think so


And when he's done he does the Hammertime dance over the lifeless body of his opponent while turning up and killing an entire fifth of Jack Daniels.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
69390 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:43 am to
I know it. I met the guy once.

ETA: and he gave me a very well used chainsaw bar.
This post was edited on 9/6/15 at 11:44 am
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
54607 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:45 am to
How much do u bench
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5508 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:51 am to
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stabbed once by a bottle of Jack already,


Did they take it from you and beat your arse with it?
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 11:52 am to
You're so full of shite. I have had many different times in my life that I was a fifth a day person. You didn't drink a handle yesterday and start drinking again this morning. If you did there will never be another post from this account.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
176006 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 12:03 pm to
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I know it. I met the guy once.



What did his hands look like?
Posted by Slinger16
Not Louisiana
Member since Jun 2007
21888 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 12:12 pm to
Isn't this dude only like 25?
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 12:17 pm to
Posted by Ritual76
DFW
Member since Aug 2015
434 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 12:32 pm to
Wtf is a "baw"?
Posted by Lionnation1993
Member since Nov 2013
6103 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 12:39 pm to
Blue collared old fashioned good ole baws.
Typically construction workers
Posted by thedogman
Member since Dec 2008
2264 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 12:45 pm to
Stop Hammertime, just stop



Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 12:52 pm to
Don't worry man, I'm still alive. Yes, I drank a fifth before I went out last night. Left the house about a half an hour after the game was cancelled. Spent about a bill at bars that are cheap and pour heavy. Yes the dude was throwing peanuts like a little kid, I'm assuming because I was talking to his ex and he was upset. I asked him probably four or five times to stop, but he didn't for some reason. Bout to head to this seafood fest if my brain stops throbbing

Used Uber for the first time last night, and that's pretty damn handy and easy to use. I can see why the cabbie union was so opposed to it
Posted by chunk
UNDER YOUR BED
Member since Jan 2007
5126 posts
Posted on 9/6/15 at 1:08 pm to
.......dude
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