re: Youngsters, if you're gonna start a fight, please back it up

I think Sunday is his go to day. Suprising, considering he drank 2.5 fifths of Jack Daniel last night, you'd think he's be a little hungover today. But nooooooo, this man is a specimen of manhood, he ain't got time for hangovers.

And Chef entertained us yesterday with a fake story.

It's just amazing how many people respond to these, and give legit responses and advice, like it's true.

I'm gonna stop using this hand moisturizer. Don't wanna come across as a pussy if I'm being sized up for a fight. Or maybe it would be a good diversion...

Don't forget OMLandshark.

Does anyone here actually know hammer time irl?

Action happens on Saturday nights, brah.

Anyone get how old this "old guy" is?

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Don't forget OMLandshark.

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I don't pay attention to him, never noticed.

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Does anyone here actually know hammer time irl?

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Not sure. I know that Hammer went on this diatribe about how he only drives expensive high end cars, and makes fun of any one that drives trash. Then, someone found an old thread of his where he was asking advice on some shitty truck he owned. That was hilarious.

He says he's 31. So either

A) he's 31, drinks 40 shots of whisky, and gets in bar fights

or

B) he's 31, and lies about drinking 40 shots of whisky and getting in bar fights

Which is worse IYO?

OMLandshark posted an epic late night drunk thread about how a hot Vanderbilt girl gave him a ride home on uber, and within 7 minutes he was banging her.

Then he changed it to 30 minutes. Then he came on the next day and admitted that he blacked out and only got her number.

It was pretty hilarious

Hammer, was the ex girl the same girl that worked the drive thru at the breakfast place that was hitting on you? I remember that BS thread.

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I'd say he's more HA material but I'm betting they be afraid to let him in out of fear he'd take over.

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Just don't let them see his hands.

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Bull shite! Not straight Jack shots. Maybe some kamikaze or other crap "shots". There are calculations that tell the BAC of a 211 lb guy after drinking 2.5 BOTTLES of Jack over say 6 hrs.

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Not BS. About 10 years ago a bartender buddy of mine was partying for his bday and for his 20th bday he wanted to do 20 shots of Patron Silver in 2 hours which he did at the pool while also having a few beers, the dude drank tequila like it was water. A group of 10 of us walked over to a bar and order another round of Patron and he started blabbing he could do all 10 in a row so I bet him $100 he couldn't. He did it no problem. Since we were out of shots we ordered 10 more and he offered to do double or nothing, I accepted and he did all 10 again. Right when he finished I gave him his cash and GTFO because I thought he would be in bad shape soon and I didn't want to stick around. I guess about 30 minutes later he started puking everywhere and had to be taken home where he puked for another day or so. He drank every night and is 6"0 or so and about 190.

Oh and before people start saying the shots were water or something they 100%'were not. Looking back I probably could have killed him with those bets but oh well.