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Posted on 5/25/23 at 7:54 pm to Alyosha
You blow dry your balls in the gym locker room.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:01 pm to Alyosha
When you get down on one knee at a time to put on your socks. 
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:03 pm to Alyosha
When a turd splash touches the nuts
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:06 pm to fallguy_1978
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Wife and I are off for 4 days, only kid still living at home is out of state. I asked her what she wanted to do tonight and she said "maybe cook on the grill"
You and your wife still fart in front of each other? Maybe it’s taking a toll on her sex drive.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:25 pm to OK Roughneck
When you "plan" how to get out of bed to avoid straining something
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:34 pm to MrFreakinMiyagi
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You wake up to pee
Every fricking night
It only gets worse. You're lucky if you only get up once. I get to sleep around midnight and I can tell you when it's 3 a.m.-----that's the time for the first trip. Second one is at 5:30 and time to get up and drink coffee so I can smell up the bathroom at 6:30.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:35 pm to gumbo2176
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It only gets worse. You're lucky if you only get up once. I get to sleep around midnight and I can tell you when it's 3 a.m.-----that's the time for the first trip.
I get up to pee like clockwork at 3am. I get up around 5:30 though so that's usually the only one.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:35 pm to Alyosha
Hell, I go to the movies so that I can take a nap.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:38 pm to kciDAtaE
Your feet and knees crack to a different rhythm every morning
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:39 pm to Alyosha
...you randomly scan the radio and listen to a "classic rock station" and then remember that the reason all the songs seem familiar is because you saw them all live in concert when they were at their peak.
Stones, Zeppelin, Who, Pink Floyd, Yes, ZZ Top and on and on etc...
Stones, Zeppelin, Who, Pink Floyd, Yes, ZZ Top and on and on etc...
This post was edited on 5/25/23 at 8:41 pm
Posted on 5/25/23 at 8:42 pm to fallguy_1978
Posted on 5/25/23 at 11:22 pm to Crow Pie
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...you randomly scan the radio and listen to a "classic rock station" and then remember that the reason all the songs seem familiar is because you saw them all live in concert when they were at their peak. Stones, Zeppelin, Who, Pink Floyd, Yes, ZZ Top and on and on etc...
The annual PBS pledge drive "oldies night" used to feature Big Band music. A few years later it switched to Fifties Rock and Roll. Then sixties, seventies, and now eighties.
Posted on 5/25/23 at 11:25 pm to Alyosha
When everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work
Posted on 5/25/23 at 11:36 pm to Alyosha
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You go to a movie, and you want to take a nap.
I laugh at your notion, that is middle age at best.
Posted on 5/26/23 at 12:01 am to Cheese Grits
When the insurance commercial comes up with the idea of wearing old school shorts and they come out with the long, baggy shorts instead of the short, short, shiny ones back in the day.
Posted on 5/26/23 at 12:11 am to Alyosha
You go to a movie, and you want to take a nap.
This is where I’m at right now lol. I took my son to see Super Mario Bros and slept in the recliner chairs in the very back while my son enjoyed the movie. I only remember the beginning and end of the movie.
This is where I’m at right now lol. I took my son to see Super Mario Bros and slept in the recliner chairs in the very back while my son enjoyed the movie. I only remember the beginning and end of the movie.
Posted on 5/26/23 at 12:31 am to Alyosha
The shite is better than the meal
Posted on 5/26/23 at 12:53 am to Alyosha
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You know you’re old when…
you hurt yourself sleeping
Posted on 5/26/23 at 4:53 am to Alyosha
When the younger people at deer/duck camp start adding a Mr. to your first name.
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