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Posted on 11/17/24 at 1:18 am to
Posted by Cali-to-Death Valley
SF Bay Area
Member since Dec 2004
780 posts
Posted on 11/17/24 at 1:18 am to
When you realize there were only 48 states when you were born.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19235 posts
Posted on 11/17/24 at 5:13 am to
Endymion passes 5 blocks away and you're content to sit on the front porch drinking ice cold beer and just people watch the idiots trying to find parking spots. Then when the parades over, watching them try to get home and not realize they have parked in a cul-de-sac.

Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
9421 posts
Posted on 2/2/25 at 4:35 pm to
You don’t know why but feel compelled to clean the garage or wash the car…and find enjoyment doing so.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153764 posts
Posted on 2/2/25 at 4:43 pm to
Another bump of a 12 page thread and I have to ask myself "Did I post in that?"
Posted by Alyosha
Member since Nov 2020
9421 posts
Posted on 2/2/25 at 4:48 pm to
I am a cage, in search of a bird
Posted by Bamarap
Hoover
Member since Oct 2015
372 posts
Posted on 2/2/25 at 4:51 pm to
When you go to bed and wake up injured.
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
2941 posts
Posted on 2/2/25 at 4:54 pm to
Turns out your mom was right all along ... keep your hands out of your pants and don't pick at your face, you'll thank yourself later.

But then again, I don't think mom knew about Venezuelan midget porn.
Posted by Jimbojambojumbo
Member since Mar 2022
473 posts
Posted on 2/2/25 at 5:23 pm to
When it doesn’t matter how much you love a band or performer, you can’t wait for the show to be over the second you get to the venue.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
52894 posts
Posted on 2/2/25 at 5:24 pm to
quote:

When it doesn’t matter how much you love a band or performer, you can’t wait for the show to be over the second you get to the venue

I'm not that old (47), but I look at the showtimes and think to myself, nah that's too late
Posted by poppa1254
Moody, AL
Member since Jan 2019
552 posts
Posted on 2/2/25 at 5:29 pm to
quote:

- A good meal
- A good sh*t
- A good night's sleep


" Loose shoes, tight p*ssy, and a warm place to sh*t."
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
22808 posts
Posted on 2/2/25 at 5:42 pm to
It takes you 10 minutes to pee and Metamucil to shite
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
2638 posts
Posted on 2/2/25 at 5:57 pm to
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I'm not that old (47),



Rookie numbers
Posted by Purplehaze
spring, tx
Member since Dec 2003
2290 posts
Posted on 2/2/25 at 6:11 pm to
You remember going to LSU football games before the I 10 bridge was built and seats at the stadium were made of wood.
Posted by Nativebullet
Natchez, MS
Member since Feb 2011
5169 posts
Posted on 2/2/25 at 6:38 pm to
You haven’t seen or even heard of the movies nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars.
Posted by Cleary Rebels
Member since Oct 2024
2899 posts
Posted on 2/2/25 at 6:45 pm to
You pee 4 times at about 12, 2, 4 and 6 and it’s 1/2 a gallon and wonder how did you sleep before and never pee.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53047 posts
Posted on 2/2/25 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

You pee 4 times at about 12, 2, 4 and 6 and it’s 1/2 a gallon and wonder how did you sleep before and never pee.


When I was in a sober living home in Lake Charles, I started having to pee constantly. Like hundreds of times a day.

Turned out I had a hernia. Once it was removed, it's been smooth sailing.
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8069 posts
Posted on 2/2/25 at 6:49 pm to
I look at the runtimes and think it's too long if it's over 2 hours
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71794 posts
Posted on 2/2/25 at 6:50 pm to
quote:

When the music you listened to in high school starts playing on the classic rock station


Just wait until the music you listened to 10+ years after high school is now classic rock.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53047 posts
Posted on 2/2/25 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

classic rock.


Hell, nah
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
52894 posts
Posted on 2/2/25 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

You haven’t seen or even heard of the movies nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars.

I'm getting to the point where I now have no idea who the Super Bowl halftime show dude is. Neither me nor my wife could name a single song of his.
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