re: You know you're a millennial when?

You tell her butt sex doesn't count as losing her virginity

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avacado toast

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would eat

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pumpkin spiced barrel aged stouts

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would drink

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today's creative writing majors

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I don't defend these idiots, but this is a case of their parents telling then all growing up that they can be whatever they want instead of telling them to do what can support their future lives and families. Granted, they should be held responsible for making the choice in major.

I'm not smart enough to work at Google.

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millennial

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They fricking suck, that is all u need to know.

Everyone you meet thinks that you're a whiny little bitch.

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I don't defend these idiots, but this is a case of their parents telling then all growing up that they can be whatever they want instead of telling them to do what can support their future lives and families. Granted, they should be held responsible for making the choice in major.

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Can agree with this. Totally reasonable for someone at 22 to go "wow that was a mistake, I may have to go to grad school or find some other route to a gainful career"

Totally unreasonable to go "fricking America doesn't appreciate the arts, I can barely afford to live in Brooklyn on my freelance gig."

You get offended by threads like this and want to go to your safe space

You say "hold my avocado" instead of "hold my beer"

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Which is why I don't self identify as a millennial.

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I was so triggered when they came out with a new classification to distinguish from millennials and I still missed the cutoff by like 18 months