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Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 11:52 am to
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There's a boxing ring behind the Sonic.



just ruined my fricking keyboard
Posted by Dude man 25
Member since Dec 2016
553 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 11:53 am to
When your gas station's gas pumps look like this
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18299 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:10 pm to
A night a entertainment consists of sitting at Sonic at the picnic table and eating half price cheeseburgers and making fun of the people in the drive thru lane.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
294431 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:16 pm to
When punishment includes banishment
Posted by musick
the internet
Member since Dec 2008
26131 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:17 pm to
When your JR College Softball team drives 128 miles to TX to kick the shite of a team they defeated earlier in the day.
This post was edited on 5/31/17 at 12:19 pm
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12300 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:17 pm to
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When it's name starts with "New" and ends with "Iberia".


Hey baw, that ain't cool!
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18999 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:30 pm to
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Message You know you live in a trash town when ...


When you can get you alcohol, tobacco, and personal loans, all under one roof.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:30 pm to
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Our local DQ puts Heinz catsup bottles on every table, and within two days they are all gone.


So you go to Dairy Queen at MINIMUM every 2 days.

That's disgusting.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
58853 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:30 pm to
The next county over doesn't have a single traffic light.
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
10248 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:30 pm to
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Your town has a Dairy Queen. Lulz.


Thats a bad thing?

I've been to a DQ in Dallas and Atlanta before.
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20028 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:31 pm to
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when you have 6 dollar generals within a 5 mile radius



This is chalmette.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:32 pm to
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Thats a bad thing?

I've been to a DQ in Dallas and Atlanta before.


2 cities with INCREDIBLE restaurants that are seemingly endless. Both even have cheap and fantastic food trucks.

And you go to Dairy Queen in both.
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hog


Ah...

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88098 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:33 pm to
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fantastic food trucks.


you mean those things that used to be called roach coaches?
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
88493 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:34 pm to
When you have a gas station named Obama Mart
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216012 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:34 pm to
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
37691 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

When the main attraction is the super wal-mart.



So you've been to Forest, MS.?
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:36 pm to
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ville is in the name, a town sans ville can still be trashy, but I've yet to find a ville that is not trashy.


Posted by Nuts4LSU
Washington, DC
Member since Oct 2003
25468 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:42 pm to
The houses cost less than the cars in their driveways.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8211 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:45 pm to
your best steakhouse in town is nicknamed "Wagon Disaster"
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 5/31/17 at 12:46 pm to
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Our local DQ puts Heinz catsup bottles on every table, and within two days they are all gone. Women stuff them in their purses. They also go to the tables and stuff the f'in napkins in their purses.


You'll just have to find a new place to take your wife for dinner.
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